Could I keep a grocery store lobster as a pet?

>>2347426
Yes.

Yes, but the setup you'd need would be extremely expensive since they'll die without a huge as fuck chiller.

>>2347426
>care for it
>feed it
>grows larger
>eat it

>>2347458
>extremely expensive
that's relative. What's expensive to one person isn't to another.

a minimal setup for a coldwater lerbster would run about $1k, which is actually very cheap as far as saltwater tanks go.

>>2347547
Well as long as OP isn't Russian he should be good

>>2347426
>>2347511
>the most depressing simpson's episode

>>2347598
>not bart gets an F

>>2347640
>not the one where they have to put Santa's Little Helper down

>>2347547
>a minimal setup for a coldwater lerbster would run about $1k
I'd be impressed if someone could keep one alive in a setup under 5 thousand dollars

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>>2347511
Lobsters are not for eating, anon.
They are to be admired.

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For what purpose, OP?

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>>2347640
>Thought that episode was funny when I was his age
>Now I'm older and it hits too close to home
Son of a bitch!

>>2349156
Why not both?