there is a laying cat in my garden. there is shit all over him. i think i may have hitted him with my car. what do i do?
>>2346537
Well first thing you need to do is stop shitposting you sad cunt.
OP any updates on what happen?
Adopt the cat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ouT-xBGoZE
let it suffer and die for being a shitty pest outdoor cat
>>2348163
your daddy really didn't love you huh
Take him to the vet retard, if you hit him he needs help.
>>2348167
>projecting
Run over it again
>>2348190
damn kid that's pretty edgy
>>2348198
No more edgey then telling someone to finish off a injured mouse, or cockroach, or other pest. Less edgy, in fact, because cockroaches and mice are harmless,
>>2348198
or edgier than the people in the other thread on /an/ suggesting rat poison for pigeons
a pest is a pest. Your appeals to emotion can't change the "edginess" of the act.
>b-b-b-but muh mammal pride
You don't give a shit about mammals.
>>2348215
The way OP's post was written implied that the cat was injured, not dying. You suggested in the edgiest way possible to murder it.
>>2348221
>killing an animal is not killing an animal
you see, this is how we know you're a catfag. You hold your beast on a higher ground than all the other beasts solely because muh cute. Well, guess what? not all of us find cats cute. some of us find them a disease spreading pest.
SHOCKING!
>>2348223
>disease spreading
What shithole do you live in?
>>2348225
>hurrr animals in all locations on earth don't carry disease
loooooooooooooooooooool this is bio 101
>>2348229
Sorry, but in civilised nations, disease from cats or even any animal is rare.
Lil nigga on a T420.
>>2348231
>rare
cats are the most common zoonosis spreading species you monkey, ~in all civilized nations~
it's not like you're interacting with cattle anymore bitchnigga nu-male
>>2348233
most common =/= common
Cats are vaxed in first world countries.
>>2348245
vaccinations don't cover the zoonoses cats carry latently you poor toxoplasmosis victim. they cover what can hurt the cat, not what can hurt the man interacting with the cat.
All pets carry risk of disease. I'm sorry someone had to break basic biology to you, son, but you're too stupid to figure it out yourself.
>>2348245
>unironically being this much of a retarded catfag
>>2348225
i bet you think cats are "clean" animals because they lick themselves, don't you you hygienically illiterate faggot?
>>2348231
>200,000 cases of cat starch fever in the US alone
>rare
Cats are filthy. All animals are to an extent, and that's why you shouldn't act like a retard around them.
>>2348245
yes feral cats all get vaccinated
why do you dumbasses fall for these obvious bait threads
>>2349037
Because the sad reality is that catfags are that dumb, and it's better to assume any thread is real and properly shame and condemn them for their poor animal rearing choices than assuming a thread is bait and letting it slide.
Cats and dogs both are companions of mankind. They have been so for thousands of years, and in dogs case, tens of thousands. Birds did not evolve side by side with us. I find it sickening that our beloved pets are demonized by you freaks.
Obviously someone "hitted" you with a car you semi-concious cuck
>>2349319
>Birds did not evolve side by side with us
also neither MUH EVOLUSHUN nor EVERYONE SHUD LIKE MUH PET is an argument. I don't give a shit about how many thousands of years retards have kept cats. How hard is it to accept """mankind""" isn't a hive and not everyone wants to deal with your pest because MUH EVOLUSHHUN told you they should?
Or are you one of those muh hurritage autists who thinks he can remember the history of his own haplogroup?
>>2349319
>Birds did not evolve side by side with us
>implying that cats and dogs evolved in less than 50 000 years
It was (and still is) selective breeding, not "evolution side by side" uncultured swine