Are animals naturally attracted to great people

>>2344437
Animals are super into me and I'm alright.

>>2344463
Besides those rape charges

My guess is that they sense if you're relaxed.

And probably also if you're in a positive mood.
On the other hand some doggos actually come to you when you're sad and/or ill.

>>2344474
Because they think there's a chance you might kill yourself so they can finally eat you.

>>2344477
oh anon, don't be so bitter. cheer up a little.

>>2344477
Those are wolves anon, wolves.

Dogs generally sit around depressed near the body of the owner, sometimes to the point where you have to drag the fucker away so it won't starve.

>>2344474
because if you kill yourself, you won't be able to feed the dog

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>>2344508
>>2344477

>nothing good ever happens on this earth

>there's ALWAYS a completely bone dry explanation for everything

>>2344470
They never stuck. I was only a person of interest in those cases.

>>2344526
It's true. Dogs only want to eat their owners.

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>>2344559

>>2344437
I once had the privilege of cooking lunch for Mr. Seagull and serving it to him.

He's not a great person.
He's a jackass.

>>2344437
>Steven Seagull
>great people
topkek

>>2344437
>>2344474
Horses can smell fear. Many nice/broken horses will start to get nervous if someone who is trying to ride them is scared. Asshole horses will try to fuck them over and buck.

>>2344677
why? what's wrong with him?

>>2344644
Yes.

>>2344677
Story time anon

why are flies so stupid?

they keep flying around me (generally in my face area) and ive already killed like 4 of them and yet they keep flying around me

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I no longer buy into the "animals are good judges of character" thing

>walking dog around neighborhood
>encounter some old guy
>dog goes up to him for pets, we start talking about dogs
>old guy touches my ass

>>2344800
doggo probably just wanted to point out that you shout get that dude locked up

Cats are naturally attracted to me. Probably because I'm allergic and therefore avoid eye contact

>>2344658
Story?

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>>2344800

Ha, you liked it enough to share it on the internet, didn't you, you dirty girl.

Tell us about the last time that someone rated you high enough to pat your bum, ya wee harlot.

>>2345004
but what if i'm a strapping young lad being accosted by creepy butt-patting old men

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yes

>>2345057

To be fair, hitler was probably alright to be around.