name a more autistic pet

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>>2343609

>>2343615
It's hypnotic

>>2343615
AWAKEN MY CHILD
AND EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT

OP's mother

>>2343609
And reptile

>>2343678
Any reptile*

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>>2343678
>>2343686
>he doesn't like snek

Cockatoos. They live up to 60 years and the scream at random times, plus they keep banging their heads, just like autistic children.

>>2343693
Most people who keep reptiles are really weird and don't know how to socialize

People who own snakes are almost always creepy foul smelling spergs

>>2343609
Cats, only women and autist own cats

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>>2343609
>it's another person owns [insert animal], therefore they are autistic
>with no proof what so ever beyond animals

/an/, please don't become /pol/

>>2343718
redditors and twitter fucks who came here through /pol/ think all of 4chan is /pol/

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>>2343720
Does it seem strange that the oldfags on 4chan are the normies (excluding /b/) now and reddit is home to raging autism?

>>2343718
th-this is the n-nice chan, r-right?

>>2343698
t. a person who isn't smart

>>2343717
>>2343778
Id choose a girl with 5 cats than one person with a reptile. Never met a reptile owner who wasn't weird as fuck.

>>2343784
Reptile females are too rare anyway, for better or worse.

>>2343635
kek

>>2343609
>tfw was considering a crawfish
>tfw now I have 2 dwarf crawfish, plus dozens of shrimp and some snails
am i autism?

>>2344009
if you even post on 4chan, you have autism like the rest of us, so you're good

any tips to help my red tail boa not to be so stressed n debressed?
>having issues shedding
>building a fogger for her will take 2 days to complete
what do?

>>2343724
More like 4chan became a tard wrangler for legit retards from reddit. A job nobody wants but someone has to do it

>>2344213
put it in the garbage

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>Who's behind this thread?

>>2343615
Is this some sort of queen ant or what?

>>2344307
Termite

>>2343609
Those arent autistic if yoh have a big aquarium full of exotic fish and the like, they're high class.
Autistic would be any reptile, insect, arachnid or amphibian.
Pure autism would be a pet rock

>>2343784
I had a friend who was alpha as fuck in Uni and got all the girls. He was the only one I ever met who had a snake. But he only kept it for like a year.

>>2344279
2 different humans.
Both crayfish and crabs are decapods, and both are great animals for that same reason. Crabs of course still being superior. But I still think OP is a total faggot because both crayfish and crabs make amazing fucking pets.

>>2343615
IT'S AFRAID

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>>2343615
>they're real

>>2343609
What's so autistic about keeping a crawfish?

>>2343615
Do people actually raise termite colonies? That's something I've never heard of.

>>2344313
Fishfags are more autistic than reptilefags tho. Every /aq/ thread goes to shit like halfway in, arguing about dumbass shit that doesn't matter

>>2344213
Let it soak in a little, shallow basin of water

>>2344404
Most of that can be blamed on "le small island fag"
That troll starts shit in every thread,but especially loves to act superior on /aq/

>Most people who keep reptiles are really weird and don't know how to socialize

My fiancé got me a Savannah monitor, and we're pretty normal and can socialize like most normies

>>2344427
Most people on this board are autistic and don't know how to socialize. That's how they conjure these bizarre stereotypes that are never referenced outside of le 4chan culture.

The real problems start when the monkeys apply these "chan lessons" to their real lives. You ever met someone completely ruined by what 4chan told them? It's a sad sight. They stay indoors, develop agoraphobia, and regurgitate old memes whenever questioned. All because they let this place influence their mindset.

>>2344427
There's also a 100% chance that you are retards that have no idea how to properly care for a monitor and toy with it like a cat.

>>2344313
I generally only see snake and lizardfags as the most autistic, with some outliers like dart frog fags and insectfags being creepy.

Other things like axolotls,newts, turtles, and fully aquatic frogs tend to be alright, they're more aquarium keepers than they are herp keepers

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>>2343808
better, definitely

>>2344441
>turtle
>more like aquarium keeper

Case in point about most people on this board being autistic...

>hurr it got water in it that men it like aquarium!!!

>>2344446
Not him, I don't know much about turtles but what's the difference? Isn't it just a tank full of water and a dry spot with lamps over it?

>>2344512
A UV lamp, precisely.

>>2344446
what's autistic about lepidosaurs?

>>2344777
meant to reply to>>2344441

Killifish and dart frogs.

>>2344444
underwhelming post

>>2344784
This isn't the first time I've heard people shit on killifish keepers. Why is that?

>>2344794
i dont frequent the board but killfish have a short life span. so they mostly appeal to people who are looking for fish they don't see often. most people dont see them in petstores. so they are a hardcore fish keeper fish so they are autismal

>>2343724
Well of the people I knew in high school who browsed 4chan almost all of them grew up and got jobs and wives and are fairly productive members of society. Meanwhile redditors are the people who are still lining up for midnight pokemon releases into their late 20's.

>>2344441
>>2344313

the invert thread is probably the least autistic general on this board though
I've never seen it devolve into shit flinging like /aq/ does every single time or /herp/ every other thread

>>2344315
>But he only kept it for like a year.
There you go, he wasn't some avid reptile lover. He was just some dude that got one as a phase.

Birds

>another "let's create an artificial hierarchy of pet owners that really applies to 4chan but retards will still take the memeing seriously and apply the """lessons""" of this thread to their real lives" thread

Shit like this is the reason you're all too afraid to go outside.

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lol

>>2343615
There's a bug poking his head out of that baguette.

>>2343615
so what would this look like if you dissected it.

is it basically pregnant with an assload of eggs or are there organs that produce an assload of eggs?

>>2343615
It looks like it would be in constant pain

>>2346117
>insects
>pain

>>2346119
They're still animals. It can't feel good when their wings or legs gets ripped off.

>>2343609
Man

>>2343784

I know two women with reptiles. One needs to take anti-psychotics or she'll fly into a rage from her various mental issues acquired during her teen years and the other seems to only be attracted to men in authority roles (her teacher atm) and has a kind of weird relationship with her parents.

>>2344907

Keeping one in a tank with fast breeding fish (guppies in my case) is helpful for controlling numbers.