*blocks your path*

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I grab a grasshopper and put it in the net to enjoy the show

>>2343307
>do 360
>walk away
>start another *blocks your path* thread on /an/

>>2343316
If you do 360 you would still be in front of the net you retard

>>2343367
>>2343308
>net
It is a web. The web functions as a net, but it is specifically a web.

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>>2343367
>being this new

>>2343307
stop forcing shitty memes

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>>2343307
Walk into it because it's night so I couldn't see it, then immediately fly into a mindless panic as I feel the web wrap around my face

>>2343307
*breathes into net carefully to spread the CO2 evenly*

Your move kid.

>>2343307
I never respond to "block your path" threads because usually I'm not bothered by other animals and would just continue on my way.
Except this one. I would carefully skirt around the web, taking care not to damage any of it.
Spiders are brotier.

>>2343307
That net is thicc

NOW LOOK AT THIS WEB

>>2343371
This meme is far too meta for me.

>>2343307
Eat it

Why are they always face height?
I don't spazz anymore and just brush them off of me but this shit is always gets in my mouth.

>>2343307
*turn off internet*

haha u almost got me ki-

>>2343307
*AUTISTIC SCREECHING*

>>2344233
what is the purpose of a web

>to capture bugs

where do bugs fly

>generally at face height

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>>2343307
>Autumn, gathering berries and shrooms
>always al least one of those somewhere between pines I catch directly with my face
just northern things

>>2343367

>what is moon walking
>newfriend detected

Too beautiful, pass below if u can

>don't see it
>walk through it and swat the air ferociously
>start running as adrenaline takes over

>>2343307
>Be me as a kid
>Pick up EVERY spider I can find
>Be me as a teen
>Walk in the woods every day
>Without fail run into a spider web at least once a week
>Still never been bitten
You are powerless here.

>>2343307
*commits suicide*