>blocks your path Only the strangest, most bizarre creatures

They taste so good in ceviche

>>2343503

So thats what those crazy bastards in Miami were trying to sell me. Good thing I trusted my racially tuned instincts.

Never trust foreigners. Or foreign food. Or foreign customs. Or foreign culture.

Unless they are German, of course. No German ever tried to feed me sea monsters.

Or run my banks.

>>2343719
>Unless they are German, of course. No German ever tried to feed me sea monsters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULls1uMwzEE

>>2343766
They feed you Schnitzel cut from the finest ham with Bratkartoffeln oder Pommes. And Erbsen let's not forget those. Wash that whole thing down with beer that's only found better in the Czech Republic. I Goddamn love Germany.

>>2343774
>>2343719
german food is shit and you're a pleb. german beer is overrated.

>>2343774
>Schnitzel
>German
>made with ham
Pick one

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>>2343766

Why do all foreign movies always have kids watching adults make out?

And fish. If it's not vomit or some other body excretion, it's fish.

Degeneracy. Degeneracy everywhere.

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>>2343775
Never have I seen somebody so incorrect I the internet.

>>2344283
>m-m-m-muh hurritage

kill yourself fat american. you'd eat anything with breaded cuts of meat LOL

>>2344288
Sorry, in the US we don't indulge in fine German cuisines like Refugee cum and kebabs.

>>2343282
What is that?

>>2344314
>implying we don't enjoy kebab in America
The best part about America is that we take only the good food from other countries.

>>2343781
In Germany Schnitzel is usually made of pork not veal. And the best cut to make one out of is ham.

I think you just have sort of a narrow horizon

>>2344314
Right, we americans only enjoy the finest fried chicken and koolaid

>>2344542
>applying black stereotypes with all of america

You've lost

>>2344864
Yeah, he could've mentioned the unseasoned boiled chicken instead.

German food is pretty shite.

>>2343503
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>>2345096
this thread went to the shitter pretty quickly

>german food is [...]
Who gives a fuck, what even is german food? You can get literally any food in germany. Germans make all kinds of food for dinner every day. Germans go out to eat at all kinds of restaurants every day.

Besides, traditional German breakfast and lunch culture is among the best in the world.

>>2345635
>what even is german food?
ham

somebody delete this abortion of a thread please

>>2345943
Actually, there are a lot of different food styles in germany. Mostly they differ Form north to south. Sadly, traditional and original Herman food isnt what you would call haut cuisine. Germany is a Land, in which for centuries only grain and cabbadges Werke able to grow (especally in the Northern parts). Food Herr ist really meant to taste great, but to fill your stomach. E.g. saxonian "Bregenwurst/ Grützbrege". Its just a pigs brain in a pigs stomach, in Form of a sausage. To that, there is green kraut. It Gastes gold, but a lot of things taste better. The point im trying to make is:>>2345096
That guy is preaty mich right.

>>2345966
>Herman food isnt what you would call haut cuisine
Working man's food has merit too

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>>2345966

But thats ok. They have made an art of great sausage, and *everyone* likes sausage.

>>2343282
the fuck is this