Animals that you could be that would make your sex life more hardmode than it already is (or isn't)
The correct answer is those penis fencing nubibranches, anglerfish, or those beetles with the penis that destroys the female so badly her entire reproductive tract heals shut.
>>2342715
>those beetles with the penis that destroys the female so badly her entire reproductive tract heals shut.
Bedbugs do that too. And I think snails just launch giant fucking harpoons.
>>2342682
One male duck in my pond got a female duck pregnant and now he hangs around another male duck being a homo while the female duck is a single mother with 3 chicks.
>>2342733
>And I think snails just launch giant fucking harpoons.
Yes. They're called love darts and they come in a surprising variety of shapes.
>>2342840
I like the second from the left at the top the best.
>>2342753
>When they pair off with mating partners, often one or several drakes end up left out. This group sometimes targets an isolated female duck, even one of a different species, and proceeds to chase and peck at her until she weakens, at which point the males take turns copulating with the female. Lebret (1961) calls this behaviour "Attempted Rape Flight" and Cramp & Simmons (1977) speak of "rape-intent flights". Male mallards also occasionally chase other male ducks of a different species, and even each other, in the same way. In one documented case of "homosexual necrophilia", a male mallard copulated with another male he was chasing after the chased male died upon flying into a glass window.[31] This paper was awarded with an Ig Nobel Prize in 2003.[32]
>>2342891
>This paper was awarded with an Ig Nobel Prize in 2003.[32]
>>2342895
yes goyim, can't you see the wonderfulness of homosexuality?
>>2342869
Wait what. Don't snails try to digest the other snail's semen because they don't wanna be the pregnant one and the love dart's hormones prevent, if shot right, this digestion? I'm studying biology and I thought I knew the truth