Sup /an/, /b/fag here.
So my stoner friend bought a pig recently thinking it'd be funny to put a leash on it and walk it around town for shits & giggles, he ghetto-rigged a harness leash for it but the pig looks fucking pissed every time he takes it out for a walk.
I'm talking like proper assblasted judging by its behavior, and trying to get it high didn't do shit so he figured it'd be lulzy to have flames and dicks tattooed on it to better reflect its personality and set it loose in the local pet part to wreck shit and bully dog owners.
He also wanted to put spikes on the harness but with the way he made it the pig would probably stab itself on them so instead we decided to fix a bluetooth speaker on it to blast death metal when the pig goes apeshit in the park.
Problem is the pig never actually attacked anything while we were walking it, it just looked pissed and made angry pig noises at everything, so we're not sure if it would actually start wrecking shit once its set loose or just walk around like a tard?
Thoughts?
>pig in pic unrelated
>>2341139
Gonna need a related pic before anything else happens in this thread OP
>>2341140
I'd rather they stay in /b/
Whene ur stoner friend is high tell him that pigs shit bacon.
underage
>>2341209
If it's underage then you must sage.
>>2341139
What cityy is the pet park in?
I want to keep tabs on the local police blotter
for lulz
>>2341235
>believing OP
>not saging
WEW LAD
Ever heard of subtlety?
>>2341139
>/b/fag
Just leave. Honestly. Only children and idiots browse /b/. It is now objectively the worst board on this website.
Wish it could be what it used to be, but that's not happening and there's no need for complaining.