Can we have a NOPE thread? Post what makes you feel NOPE. This

2 girls 1 cup

>>2339363
>this was the most hardcore and disgusting thing i saw in my life the first time i saw it
>now it's not even hardcore anymore
Things can scale up pretty bad.

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Really big fish and whales. Deep water or water you can't see the bottom of. Pics like this are horrifying

>>2339385
It wasn't that bad for me when I saw it the first time, I thought it was funny. I was eleven.

>friend sends me a clickbait article about how scientists accidentally brought on the surface some marine animal "last seen 100 years ago!" and immediately froze it and cut to pieces oh noes
>it's a tiny slime that lives in depths and thus is hard to learn about both because it's expensive to dive this far and because our low pressure annihilates the thing
laughed, noped

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>>2339445
I think that is just a lot of seaweed cought in a wave.
But i still get that this scares you. I get the creeps everytime i feel or walk in a patch of seaweed where i can't see what's around my feet.

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I don't know why this gets to me so much but something about giant patches of seaweed is just horrifying.

>>2340388
I avoid stepping on seaweed as much as possible ever since i stepped on a sea-urchin.

>>2340388
It's scary because apparently it's super easy to get wrapped up and drown.

>>2340926

for me it's scary because for a split second it looks like a scary tentacle monster, and my animal brain briefly enters fight or flight mode until it gets overruled.

>>2339299
anything that lays eggs under your skin, like botflies.

don't even want to look for a pic to post, and now will never come back to this thread because I know one of you fucks will post one.

>>2341373
>as an anon randomly posts botflyeggs.jpg in threads on various boards.
:-)

>>2341373

I saw a vid of those. It was the only thing on the internet that actually haunted me for about 2 months.

>>2341366
>>2341365

I wish I knew what I was seeing.

The first reverse search just indicates a wave. Its hard to discern the angle.

I guess waves can be scary. I was at the beach a while back and while in the ocean, did notice that uneasiness of seeing large waves approaching. In the water, one gets that odd sensation of seeing infinite deepening water towards the horizon, those uncomfortable split seconds when you are momentarily unsure of your footing or stability in the violent tossing water that goes on forever.

And the rip tides. It seemed the life quards would have to rescue someone every day.

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arachnophobe chiming in. fuck that shit, man.. :^0

>>2341365

The land is on the left, or in the foreground?

>>2341425
The pic with the pair of divers was taken underneath some oil rig platform.

I'm not keen on deep ocean either. I find it very creepy watching them explore deep wrecks like Titanic etc or The Challenger Deep. I was reading a Nat Geo mag that had clear colour pics taken inside the Titanic. My attention kept getting drawn to the infinite blackness just beyond the intact windows and one pic thrre was a doorway that lesd into a hallway that faded off into inky darkness.

>goosebumps.jpg

>>2341427
on the left

>>2341373
i wish i didnt see it

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>>2341429
The ocean is also full of jellyfish. Now, there's this thing that invades Japan in billions. It's sting is painful but not dangerous, imagine being in the middle of a swarm of these. Legitimate nightmare fuel for me.
I get both intrigued and anxious when I look up deep sea stuff though.

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>>2341429
It's really the emptiness that is the scariest part, innit?

>>2341623
Imagine tripping and falling in there.

Just seeing pictures used to make me hyperventilate. These stupid floating spheres of cartilage even managed to kill someone.

Also basking sharks with their mouth open looks like the abyss lined with a ribcage fading into the void.

Deep sea swimming gives me serious creeps. The fact that you're floating hundreds, even thousands of feet above the ground knowing that there are living things below you, many of which could harm you - that just fills me with fear

Am I the only one that rather be on a space mission than a deep sea one? I mean, if your spacecraft gets damaged you can survive that, history said so.
I highly doubt you can survive a breach in your sub if you are diving in the marianna trench.

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>>2341429
>>2341430

ty

>>2341634
>>2341704


I think thats a big part of it for me. You are essentially blind as well, while alien life adapted to the area can watch or even attack you. There is no cover at all, and breathing gives you a false sense of viability when in fact your one hose from drowning.

Making it worse, you are not at all physically graceful in that environment; all your locomotive physics have changed while predators around you excel in this medium.

>>2341710


Not me. I dont even like flying. It feels like technological hubris. Every time there is a disaster, I get angry and think about all those poor people who paid money in trusting someone and their gadgetry for safe transport.

Then they are put under martial law and cant leave without punishment for coming to their senses, at which point a multi-ton metal cylinder is suspended up to five miles above the ground by deliberately burning explosive chemicals. Only humans, any other creature would rightly see a trap.

Then something goes wrong and we have the gall to call it an accident.

Just my two cents. I have a lot of cross words for all that space business too. If you follow the profit motive for any space industry, it can surely be said that the astronauts we call 'heroes' now will eventually be labor put in equally miserable conditions or worse. And we will be prompted to cheer the literal dehumanization of the people expected to work in the most bio-hostile environment imaginable short of death itself.

>>2341426
Looks like an old wise guy about to advise you on your journey.

>>2341826
Planes are the safest form of transportation after escalators. Levels of math and engineering you could never comprehend go into the construction and planning of flights.

Honestly my mom almost got swallowed up in sea by a rip current. She told me to respect the ocean because it's as if the whole damn thing is alive!

Also, got stung by tiny clear jellyfish in Texas last summer and one slight touch feels like fishing hooks going deep into your skin and pulling it off. Although tolerable, I can't imagine being wrapped up in those tentacles.

>>2341623
Jellyfish get that big?

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>>2342042
yes

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>>2342048

>>2341425
it's the famous teahupoo break, that thing has a massive displacement. the pic caught it right when it looks like a vertical wall

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>>2341373
>anything that lays eggs under your skin, like botflies.

Botflies and mangoworms are rough, but chigoe fleas take the prize for most fucked-up.

>>2339461
oh wow aren't you a tough guy, huh. oh you're such a big boy you're so tough you're so manly
>hehe don't mean to brag mom, but uh I love staring at poop

>>2342265
shiiiied, I sat here for an extra minute cause my data is all used up. But fug, /rekt/ tier.

>>2342037
and they don't give pilot's licenses to just any retard unlike driver's licenses.

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>>2342265
I dunno, eye parasites like Loa loa or these pentastomids make me more uncomfortable.

>>2342265
just amputate the foot holy cow

>>2342281
>>2342265
How about using hyperparasites as weapon against this?

I'll save you a Wikipedia trip in case you don't know.
Hyperparasites parasite on parasites.

>>2342037
Professional flights from major airliners are safe.

Amateur flyers who just got their FAA license are not safe and there are many a tale of retarded superstars getting into accidents and offing themselves because they didn't pay attention and flew too low or flew in bad conditions.

>>2342933
Wouldn't that be twice as bad on the host?

>>2342933
>paraception

>>2339299
land leeches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeyLNDZdls8

>>2342999 (checked)
why is that a thing holy shit

>>2339385
I remember 2 girls 1 cup being one of the first things that had a shitton of reaction videos to it
11 year old me thought it was a good idea to show it to my sister kek.
It's not even that shocking anymore goddamn what has the internet done to us

>>2341426
>>2341869
spiders look pretty cute from close up
you know they're just bros who want to eat insect pests for you but damn are they kinda gross

>>2341426
Arachnophobe here as well
It's really the legs and not the face that bothers me, that means of movement is so unnatural

>>2343040
spiders use hydraulics to move, maybe that is why.

>>2343053
wat

>>2341643
>the fucking thought of that gave me a boner
well time to end myself

>>2343172
They only have a muscle to retract their legs, to push them outwards they pump their hemolymph into them, so they walk hydraulically. Where the hemolymph goes is controlled by valves.
That's why the legs curl up when the spider dies. If you push on the opisthosoma (the back part) all the legs extend.

>>2339299
>Can we have a NOPE thread?
yes we can, right here >>>/le_reddit_xD/

>>2343197
>>d

>>2343241
Thank you for the explanation, I didn't know.

>>2340393
They kind of look like hands pressed up against glass, reaching out for you.

>>2343040
>Unnatural
Anon, have you heard of something called evolution...?

>>2341704
Fuck dude now you're just giving me the nightmare chills

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>>2341666

>>2342999
Yeah they can be pretty creepy. I'm in Australia, seen groups of them doing this on creek banks etc. You can wave your hands over them and they stand at attention and follow the heat like a dozen blood sucking, heat seeking antennae. Better than ticks though. I fucking hate ticks, little bastards they are.

>>2342048
An IT guy with OCD would go nuts. If you know what I mean.

>>2344202
Do these leeches carry anything nasty like ticks though?

>>2342265
fuggg

Mushrooms, especially those growing on the side of trees. I still need to sleep, i'm not going to find pictures, but they make me feel itchy. Anything growing on trees really, if it's not a spotless clean bark i'm probably bothered.

Also barnacles, hate them.

>>2342040
I was diving, and heading backwards to shore and one of those fucks got caught between my shirt and I. Ripped off all of my gear, and my shirt. All up and down my back were bright red raised marks, and hurt like hell. Spent the rest of the day fading in and out fighting the pain while awake, was a real son of a bitch.

>>2344731
That's kinda cute though

>>2344731
sauce?

>>2341366
This image is peaceful imo

>>2341425
I think the wave is teahupo'o.

It is one of the most distinctive looking waves in the world due to the formation that causes it. Gives it that "solid wall of water" look that is absolutely horrifying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31hBKv6mAQU

>>2342999
leeches did nothing wrong. they even cleanly remove themselves after they are full

>>2345043
I heard they were used to detox blood in oldy times and alternative medicine today?
Is this pseudoscience or actually a thing?

>>2345054
it's a legit thing. they still see some use today

>>2341366
Being around underwater constructs have frighten me since I learned about Delta P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

>>2345041
If you dive into that, do you get sucked into the deep?

>>2345072
If that's the case, shall we join forces and make a petition to get that thing filled with concrete? Or Gravel. Point made.

>>2345072
it would be extremely painful

>>2345054
They are used in real medicine to reattach fingertips and stuff.
Leeches can pull blood through tissue that'd otherwise necrotize and die.

>>2345107
you're a big diver

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Pic took in Australia, that snake is one of the most toxic ones of the world.

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The thought of slowly dying to venom is one of my biggest fears.

>>2346513
Live in a city with a hospital or
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mithridatism

>>2345061
I'm a diver and I somewhat regret watching this vid.

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>>2346528
Thalassophobe here, why do you dive? With all the scary animals, spoopy structures, pressure... the list just goes on.

>>2346536
The physical sensation is incredible. And narcosis is fun. The fishes are just a plus.

You should try (in a pool if the sea is an issue), it is similar to every dream of flying. I don't really care where I dive as long as it is liquid, feeling and moving like superman for one hour is worth the cold or the weird animals.

>>2346541
isn't diving like, one of the most dangerous sports out there?
I speed across highways as hobby so maybe I should just shut it.

>>2342265
Look at those nails, is this the foot of a savage?

>>2342281
There is no God.

>>2346544
Fatalities are mostly 1) old divers thinking they've seen everything and/or having heart attacks 2) the sick fucks that like exploring unknown underwater caves (these guys, I don't get).
There is some risk and simple rules to avoid it (check your gear, respect time & depth, no holding your breath, don't dive with idiots).
Honestly, I had a harder time learning to drive a car than learning to dive.

>>2346548
I c, why do these people not just do what I would do and send a drone in said cave? I mean, it's not like sending a drone to map the thing makes it so you can't dive to it anymore.

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THESE fuckers.

The Goliath Bird Eating Spider

They're big enough to fucking kill and eat birds. And they're venom is enough to kill humans.

>>2346557
*their

for fuck sake i had a word seizure there

>>2346550
They enjoy the whole thing (and desu, the landscape is often beautiful): planning the dive, the decompression times, the right number of tanks they'll need on their way out, squeezing themselves into tight spots... My guess is they enjoy discovering places where no human have been (just like people enjoy climbing the Everest, they can be part of a little club).
But it is very different from regular diving. The depth are stupid low, the risk enormous. Cave diving is Nope country to most sane people.

There was a big accident in a Norway cave named Plura back in 2014 (deep, cold, unknown caves).
Here is the cave: https://vimeo.com/48209039
A map indicating where people died : http://gfx.nrk.no//HDS-hFlFHOz-OT5eUoHtjA25E68v9cwqd1V4ZvDkm_Zw
There is a documentary about the retrieving of the bodies: http://divingintotheunknown.com/en

>>2346557
I think it's cute.
10/10 would release near ducklings.

>>2346557
>They're big enough to fucking kill and eat birds.
Which they rarely, if ever do as they are slow and ground dwelling. They mainly eat larva and worms.

>And they're venom is enough to kill humans.
Absolutely not. The huge fangs they have hurt more than the venom itself. Also there is not ONE confirmed case of someone dying to a tarnatula bite. Not ONE.

>>2346563
>recovering hard to reach bodies
Not before they get used as landmarks I bet.

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>>2339299

>>2346584
Now fap to it while thinking ''blowjob''

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>tfw scared of sea only because of jellyfish

>>2346670
a full body diving suit should fix your problem.

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>>2346675
Anon, a jellyfish went straight into my face.

>>2344731
I need to know what this is, so I can avoid it if at all possible

>>2346677
what part of "full body" did you not understand?

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>>2346670

aww, that wont do. Are you allergic?

No one likes getting stung, but it isnt likely. I would want it depriving you of enjoying a wonderful part of the ecosystem. There is so much to see and appreciate, even -if not especially- near the land; little pools, on the rocks, by the reefs.

Here is a Portuguese Man of War. They are all over South Beach. Little blue jellies everywhere. I think they are quite attractive, myself.

>>2346921
THOSE FUCKERS CANNOT CONTROL WHERE THEY ARE TAKEN AND JUST DIE WHEN THEY REACH THE SHORE
THAT IS FUCKING STUPID

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cnidaria aren't scary once you study them desu

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>>2346483
but it's also one of the cutest snakes in the world

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>>2342265
AAaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>2346513
maybe you shouldn't be a pooosy

>>2346545
yes the guy is a minority

>>2346513
>The thought of slowly dying to venom is one of my biggest fears.

Reminder that a snake expert willingly let himself die from snake venom simply to see its affects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEyjF2bNQOA

>>2346670
I've been stung multiple times growing up.

It hurts a lot, more than most other forms of stings and bites.

But its not that bad. And they're pretty cool to swim around with and watch under water. Grow a pair bro.

>>2346970
snakefags are creepy. im sorry, i said it, it had to be said.

>>2346970
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mithridatism

>seems to be getting better
>is actually bleeding profusely internally

I bet he thought he was going to be fine when he chowed down the breakfast

>>2344731
What in the fuck is this?

>>2346670
Anon, all you need is a thin wetsuit or pantyhose to protect yourself. Its that simple.

>>2340393
It's the primal fear of the forest and of deep water rolled into one.

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>>2339299
>agonizing poison, very long tentacles

Have you ever put plants into a hypotonic solution? Their insides are more concentrated and it creates a pressure that makes water go into the cells, making them burst.

These fucking jellyfish things weaponized that shit, resulting in the biological weapon cell cnidocyte. They developed a calcium capsule and wired it to a trigger mechanism made out of mechano-chemical receptors. When triggered, the capsule releases all the calcium into the cell, causing rapid influx of water. An acceleration of 5,410,000 g is produced upon a fucking poisoned harpoon which promptly impales your body at absurd speeds and gives you a neurotoxin injection.

Nature is fucking hard core. It doesn't fuck around

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>>2345061
>dies repairing a fucking pool drain

Holy god I used to be scared shitless of these things when I was a kid I never knew why.... Oh my god how is this even possible...

>>2348634
>>2345061
https://www.reddit.com/r/CatastrophicFailure/comments/4x1a2c/byford_dolphin_decompression_accident/

Delta P doesn't mess around.

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>>2341373
>>2341425

Hahaha

I live in a south american shithole so these fucking things are common, especially in rural areas. It's a common everyday complaint you get as a doctor

I still remember my med school class... People showed a video from discovery channel or something that made them out to be some kind of assassin bug... Many laughs were had

>>2348657
I actually had one of these fucking things burrow inside my toe once... I took a knife and cut it the fuck out myself. Problem solved

>>2341710
I'm the exact same

>>2342969
>there are many a tale

pls tell

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>>2344202
>ticks

Oh my god my jimmies are rustled now...

Every time I see one of those fucking things I want to throw lighter fluid along the wall and set it all on fire to make sure they all die

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>>2344839
Did you know the mushrooms are just a part of the whole thing? They're the parts of the fungus that release spores into the air. Those fucking things go a lot deeper than that. At its basest form, fungi are a literal web of cells that extend outward and up in order to consume available substrate in the fastest manner possible

You can't get away from them. Ever. As in, it's impossible. They are all over the place. They're on your skin. They're in women's fucking vaginas

>>2341426
For some stupid reason my arachnophobia projects onto other insects, mostly ones with long legs that can get the drop on you.
Like fucking crane flies.
There are sometimes I'm more upset by crane flies than spiders, because at least spiders don't fly, and they don't glide on webs where I live like they do in Australia either. I'm fully aware crane flies do literally fuck all, almost all don't eat after being larvae, and many don't even have working mouths, nor do they bite or anything like that.
It's their dangly fearless-through-ignorance nature and flying habits. And they're as big as butterflies, some longer than a baseball is thick, fuck that.

>>2346945
But snakes are as dumb as rocks and don't do affection, they only coil on you to steal your precious warmth.

>>2348694
isn't a mushroom a fungal fruit that spreads the spores around?

>>2346584

>tfw had a dream where we had genetically engineered toothless lampreys and used them as biological pleasure devices

it's too late for me anon's, i'm no longer human

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>>2349872
Yeah

>>2350080
>abstract conceptualization of an implausible thing in order to get yourself off
That's actually more human than you might think.

sidewinder snakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3NbPUTD5qA

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>>2345061
>those cases where people died just because they listened to their boss/coworkers

>>2341365
forget /wg/ this shit is amazing thanks anon

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>>2339299
man o war's are like an inch long

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>>2350630
>Manowar

WITH THUNDER FROM THE SKY
SWORN TO FIGHT AND DIE
WE'RE WARRIORS, WARRIORS OF THE WORLD

>>2344731
Daughter of the cosmos?

>>2342976
Yes

>>2350630
So cute, I've never seen one that little before.

>>2349871
>tfw no qt naga waifu who cuddles you for your warmth

>>2349526
In germany there are crane flies as big as your hand or a pencil

>>2350630
Wikia says their gas bladders contain like, 15-20% carbon monoxide. If you get a large one, prick a leak in it and inhale, will you die?

>>2350747

this needs an /an/swer

>>2350747
>will you die?
It would be very painful

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>>2350747
But they don't get big. The TENDRILS can extend 30 feet or more, but that's very rare. They're tiny.

It would not be deadly to breathe in the contents of a man o' war but you might pass out. Why the fuck would you do that anyway. You have a lot more to fear being stung painfully by the tentacles than opening it up and sucking it dry like a damn balloon.

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>>2344731

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>>2350911
They average about this size when they wash up here. Still too small to inhale, but I've heard they're capable of growing larger.
Anyone know the record size?

>>2350681
Master of the wind
Metal warrior number one

>>2351276
How painful is a sting though?
I got burned by a 300 degree Celsius soldering iron and had luck meeting wasps up close too. Is it worse? less?

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>>2344928
>>2346697
>>2347115
>>2350687
Hooded Sea Slug (nudibranch)

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>>2351474
Imagine the soldering iron + poison ivy at the same time.

It isn't as bad as these mother fuckers,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heracleum_mantegazzianum#Phototoxicity

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/children-left-horrific-burns-boils-6033989

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>>2351570

>>2344731
what fucking eldritch horror is this?

>>2342265
WHAT
WHAT IS THAT

>>2351474
Painful but it doesn't last long, felt like a wasp. The main thing is they always seem to be grouped up near each other and it's easy to freak out even though they're mostly harmless.

>>2339299
>>2339363
>>2339385
2 Words:
Mr Hands

>u re welcome

>>2351571
We got invasive giant hogweed in the Netherlands, I brushed up to one and it itched like a motherfucker already.

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How about this?

>>2342265
kids, this is why you wear shoes

>>2344202
I got Lyme disease fucking twice from ticks. Some truly terrifying shit to be honest if you don't get treatment quickly.

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I think they are fascinating, but I'll never not jump away when these bastards start flying.

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>this thing can fucking fly

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>>2352662
All the largest beetle species can.

>>2342281
What if everyone's pupils were actually leeches in disguise

>>2352649
I got Lyme disease and it went misdiagnosed for 10 years. It's too late now.

>>2346557
>And they're venom is enough to kill humans.

Fuck outta here with this Facebook fake trivia bullshit.

>>2342265
I am not going to watch this webm

>>2352851
took me a minute

underrated post

>>2352851
>>2352966
I don't get it

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>>2339299
>Swimming in Hawaii
>Playing in a wave
>Wave shoves a Portuguese Man O War up my shorts
>Stings my thighs and balls

>>2352970
>nope thread
>cat being cute and rolling around

usually the cat is trying to tempt you into petting it but the cat will in fact run away or scratch you if you pet its belly

>>2341366
I don't like underwater machinery ever since I was killed by a gigantic propeller

>>2343029
>>2339461
>11 years old when the 2girls1cup meymey was the popular shock video
I'm too old, drag me behind the shed and send me to a farm upstate

>>2352995
Think of the rabbits.

>>2346541
Ever dove in something that's not water? Whole other ballgame.

>>2346584
Weird to think that these animals will eat the bodies of 90% of all people.

>>2348626
that's so neat

>>2351573
Reminds me of my ex

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>>2352994

>>2353012
Lava? Water treatment facility?
Are there many alternatives to water?

>>2340393
>copyright protected image
youre not stopping me from reposting that

>>2342265
please dont 1 up this post

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>>2349526
>crane flies

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>literally the only bug that creeps me out
now how the fuck do I get this off my windows 10

>>2343867
hey sexy
you come here often?

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>>2352995
gladly
prepare for palpation

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>finds thread on main page
>clicks
>all fears realized
>constantly shivering even though it's 76 degrees out
save me, o hentai lords

>>2341426
Too much internet cured my arachnophobia with arachnophilia.
>>2346932
Hydras are the cutest desu.

>>2348686
agree ticks are the fucking worse for me grew up in the country so we always had to deal with them 15 years later i even think I feel something on my skin i have to check and make sure one isn't on me

>>2352994
Then who was post?

>>2342265
that is disgusting but i bet it would be sooo satisfying to pull those out. Similar to busting a huge blackhead or squeezing the oil from your nose and seeing the fresh, clean hole.

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I like snakes I like medium sized spiders like the peacocks spider BUT I HATE THE JUNGLE

>>2342933
Then u'd need gigaNiggaparasites to get rid of the hyperparasites