Toadline

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>>2337975

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These are the real deal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8V-XeeA67A

>>2337975
/an/ has been so poor lately that I wouldn't be surprised if people answered to this thread unironically

for anyone thinking of answering this thread:

don't

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I love my toad

>>2337975

Are those dogs really $1000s of dollars? : o

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>>2338213
well worth it for a fine dog like this

>>2337975
Are these the new CAW CAW threads?

>>2338231
i like doad

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>>2337975

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why

>>2338213
My pure breed Airedale was 1300$.

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is this a pure toad? I'm thinking of buying this dog

>>2338271
I don't even know what the fuck half of the words in that post mean.

>Yes, I would like one dog please.
>No, one that can't escape, makes a great foot rest and dinner table. Make sure it can't breathe either.

These dogs look like they were bred to be shipped in a box.

can these dogs even run?

>>2338350
they can hop

>>2338350
they just scuttle around

>>2338308
Brown people.

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>>2338350

They don't need to run, cuz they no punk ass bitch.

>>2338305
That's a grade aaa+++$$$$$ toad nigga. I think he's the father of the toad kush double bend killer chronic negro line.

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Toads don't run, they strut!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llMDjkeJZu0

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This here is a champion runna, son!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_32bYzrOQ

>>2338401
what the fuck
poor doggo

>>2338398
>>2338401
>comments are disabled
gee

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when you see structural deformities before the dog can even walk

>>2338722
>tfw you want to die before you've even learned how to walk

>>2338401
Looks like a retarded hippo from a toad line.

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All they need is the flower

>>2337980
she thicc

>>2338213
Niggers and Spics have to sped that drug money on something mayne

>>2338942
It's wiggers buying them anon.

>>2338401
>front-facing scenes have the vid's aspect ratio fucked up to make it look wider

>>2338271
>BONE GIRTH SMASHED AND SLAMMED

This doesn't sound like a good thing

This is so sad, and these animals look like they are in so much pain.

If it can't run faster than you on four legs, and it is not old or extremely young, there is something wrong.

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SMASHED
and
SLAMMED

>>2339250
thumbnail looks like a chick peeing on a dog

i've been here too long

>>2339134
They are using ghetto SLAB terminology. These dogs are pimped out the same way a '69 cadillac would be, by being SMASHED AND SLAMMED

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this istoadxbella ferrari kush dollar smash only 10,000$ !

>>2339644
>paying 10k for a low tier slam and smash

It can even properly breathe through it's snout, disgusting.

>>2339644
>barely even SMASHED and SLAMMED

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>ITT

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Is it bad to laugh at retards?

>>2339901
no

>>2339901
Would you browse 4chan if you felt it was bad to laugh at retards?

>>2338950
I know at least 3 "alt" girls who have these dogs. They all have neck tattoos (but none anywhere else, save for a small face star or something.) usually green hair and a red bandana in it. Why??

Do Pomeranian or Papillon toads exist?

>>2340555
Degeneracy begets degeneracy anon.

>>2338350

They can't even stand m8. Notice how in every picture they're literally being held up by the leash

>>2340565
My favorite is the video posted here:>>2337980

The dog on the right is obviously very uncomfortable with it's legs splayed out and the owner(?) keeps pushing the legs apart despite the dog's obvious discomfort

>>2340555
Surprisingly not, thanks for the new money making scheme.

>>2339644
Her eyes say "kill me please"

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how SMASHED and SLAMMED is my toad? pls rate.

>>2341109
Well really what we are looking for is SMASHED and SLAMMED BONE GIRTH because you want the MOBBOSS look with this breed. #CRIMEPAYS

>>2341109

SMASHED 2
SLAMMED 4

Get dat Toad SWOLL YO

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>>2341109
>>2341112
A good example of the MOBBOSS look I'm talking about would be TOADLINES NCG MR TOAD X NCG KRUSH TOADLINES TOAD 2 T2. Notice the SMASHED and SLAMMED BONE GIRTH on his front legs and the prominent MOBBOSS look of the head.

>>2341114
shit nigga dat toad is FINE!!!!!!!!!

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>>2341114

Look at those fucked up midget feet!

why do people think these dogs look good?

I get these dogs are a sort of designer purse, just there as a status symbol, but why would you buy an ugly ass dog like this? If somebody told me this dog was worth thousands of dollars I would not believe them because the dogs look like such a piece of shit. Why wouldn't you spend money on a better looking dog that actually LOOKS worth thousands of dollars.

>>2338271
Are they saying they inbreed their dogs?

>>2342341
how else do you SMASH AND SLAM that bone girth nigga!!?!!??

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>>2337975
Can someone elaborate the appeal and why they attract so many ugly dindus and spics? I don't get it, my quest for knowledge urges me to know! This is lovecraftian tier shit.

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>>2342338

These dogs be swoll, yo! Bitches LUV SUM SWOLE

>>2342517
S M A S H
L
A
M

>>2342547
superior races and superior dogs, swole man gotta have a swole dog

>>2337975
He looks so sad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQc1Gtoqq2k

>>2337975
this bait is so poor I won't even attach a pic of the hook and fish

smash

SLAM

People who breed these things should unironically be executed

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Are these dogs suffering? My soul is breaking just by looking at them

>>2344271
>Are these dogs suffering?
you better believe it, bb.

>>2337979
this should have been the only reply to this shit thread

>>2341112
You ain't froggin'?

You ain't MOBBIN'

>>2337975
So, do impoverished "tough" thug types always associate disabilities and handicaps as some type of make of being hardcore?

Like sagging your pants, despite that probably screwing you over in a fight/making it look like your drawing out a gun when you lift them up to run, etc?

>>2344311
You are asking a bunch of weebs, autists, and preteen girls.
My advice is find a nigger, and ask them.

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>go to buy a dog
>looking for one swole as fuck dog
>nigga shows me some puny fuck
>tell him nah nigga i need something badass
>he come out with pic related
>his girth is smashed
>his bones are slammed
>shiiiieeeeet

>>2344782
how much you pay for dat dog nigga?

>>2344791
5 crack rocks and a pair of used nikes

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>>2344782
I want to murder the breeder of these poor creatures. They deserve nothing but the sword.

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>>2344796
>nikes
reminded me of this

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Then thousand dollars to have a dog jerked off into a cup so his semen can be frozen into a Popsicle? What a deal!

>>2341090
it's eyes scream only pain

>>2337975
Purebreeding is the most disgusting shit in the world.

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>>2344872
>Man, they weren't only a pair of shoes, they were J's nigga, ya'll trippin

My sides

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>>2341090
WHAT KINDA DOG U WANT, SENPAI?

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>>2338401
>Youtube thumbnail
God, those eyes, and that vacant stare..

>>2344311
>Like sagging your pants,
They dumb. Like, sagging is a thing because some dumbfuck rapper decided his dancers needed to look like they were in prison, cause they were hard, but then decided he needed to match them, the dumbfuck not realizing that people who were sagging in the jail pics he saw were signaling that they'll trade anal sex for protection.

Sagging is literally a declaration that you'd rather be fucked in the ass than punched in the face, and it's been a cultural cornerstone of hyper masculine subcultures for literally decades.

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>>2337975

>Kill yourself.

>>2345452
Do you think Brendan Fraser owns a toad?

>>2340555

fuck those bitches

>>2338217
Made me audibly kek

>>2339881
At least gorgons dont live under constant pain

>>2338350
Do you even lift bro?