ᵗʰᵃnᵏʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵒʳ ˢʰᵃʳᶦnᵍ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵇᶦʳᵈᵇᵃᵗʰ

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got sum mo of dat gibsme dat

>>2337068
Why aren't the bees stinging him?

>>2337150
ᵀʰᵉʸ'ʳᵉ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵇᵒʸˢ

>>2337150
Those are hubby bees for one. For two the bird really isn't bothering them.

I can usually just brush honeybees away or off of me. As long as I'm gentle and don't hurt them, they go about their business.

>>2337156
Honey*

Auto-correct is a BIIIITCH

>>2337150
Hummingbirds are basically just birds pretending to be bugs.

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>>2337157
>implying you wouldn't marry a bee

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>>2337158
>basically just birds pretending to be bugs.

And here you have the exact opposite of that

>>2337150
>Why aren't the bees stinging him?

>bees are the ones who sting on every occasion

that fucking meme again. apparently people will never learn

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>>2337173

>>2337166
Sounds like something a bee would say

>>2337068
I want to thank you for letting me, bee myself, again

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>>2337180
hint: bees and bumble bees fucking DIE when they sting.

wasps and hornet cunts DON'T hence those fucks sting whenever they please and are the actual assholes compared to bees who only sting when there's no other choice anymore.

>>2337150
bees and even most wasps don't bother you unless you're near their nest. I've walked through puddles swarming with them and they never sting me

>>2337285
Bumblebees don't die when they sting, since their stingers are not barbed. That's only honeybees.

>>2337357
Didn't you worry about accidentally inhaling one?

>>2337424
Not everyone's a mouthbreather.

>>2337164
It's just a hummingbird moth who's acting like a bird that thinks it's a bee.

>>2337285
honeybees are mindless robotic kamikazes and have no sense of discrimination. They attack with no warning and attempt to kill, not repel.

Wasps on the other hand are not stupid enough to kill themselves. They have enough courtesy to give a visual and audio warning to intruders, if time allows. They can adjust the amount of venom injected and use it sparingly since they have to recharge after use. They can get accustomed to humans' presence and have a far greater capacity for reasoning and memory than honeybees.

Pretty obvious which one's the suicide bombers.

>>2337652
> They have enough courtesy to give a visual and audio warning to intruders

and fucking cool ones at that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_K7Tp97PsE

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>>2337652
this reads really similarly to a /pol/ copypasta

>>2338871
>what did he mean by that?

>>2338930
muslims are mindless robotic kamikazes and have no sense of discrimination. They attack with no warning and attempt to kill, not repel.

Crusaders on the other hand are not stupid enough to kill themselves. They have enough courtesy to give a visual and audio warning to intruders, if time allows. They can adjust the amount of holy water injected and use it sparingly since they have to pray after use. They can get accustomed to humans' presence and have a far greater capacity for reasoning and memory than muslims.

Pretty obvious which one's the suicide bombers.

Those critters really know how to bee have themselves!

If there were two bees on the moon and one of them killed the other and also itself with its stinger would that be fucked up or what?

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>>2339620

Why doesn't the bird just eat the bees?

>>2337651
Is that a TMBG reference

>>2337068
It's funny how hummingbird feathers look like scales.

>>2337150

Bees sting in defense of their hives

Once they sting they die so it doesn't exactly help them to sting every fucker they see going around.

Wasps on the other hand will fuck you up because they're assholes.

>>2340212

Hummingbirds can't eat bugs that big, they eat much smaller bugs like gnats

The beak isn't adapted for eating larger prey.

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>>2337652

Bees are fucking demons, and I don't give a shit what anyone says. They don't need to exist, and we should replace them all with butterflies. Bumblebees? Fine, they're kinda cute. Wasps? Hornets? Yellow Jackets? Kill yourself.

>>2340507
Literally kill yourself, bees are bro tier and butterflies are A SHIT

>>2340509
Fuck you no they aren't. Wasps and hornets are the niggers of the animal kingdom and are worse than mosquitoes and ticks.