crocodiles

>>2334478
are cute

>>2334478
Looks like a very dangerous pickle

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>>2334497

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Are smart

>>2334537
I lold

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>>2334537

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>>2334478
Best animals

>>2335695
kek

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Crocodiles make me mad. They also seem so smug, so lazy, like they have such easy lives. Just laze around in the water all day, snap a few dumbass animals that need to drink around there on occasion and fuck other crocodiles.

I'm jelly.

>>2334478
should be called "american murder log"

>>2336692
We have gators in America not Crocs. Our gators are much more laid back and chill.

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sarcosuchus imperator is probably the most terrifying prehistoric animal to me. a 40 foot 9 ton croc doesnt really seem all that appealing honestly

Alligator

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>>2336907
>the glorified gharial
now Purussaurus was a real bone crusher

>>2336902
We have crocs in the US too

>>2336902
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_crocodile

I mean its only in the tip of florida and most of them being in central/south america but we do have them in US

>>2337521
aww he hops so cute

>>2335566
That's an alligator
Gtfo

>>2335695
Lol pickle-mon is hilarious
But desu definitely one of my favorite to fight other than rajang
10/10 would farm for armor again

>>2334478
Rename this threat to "literal fucking dinosaurs"

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>The fuck man?
>Not cool at all.

>>2339636
How often does this actually happen? I feel like zoos and stuff would have to deal with this often.

>>2337521
I wanna hug natures killing machine

>>2339638
Zoos don't generally keep a fuckload of crocs like this. They also sure as fuck don't feed them like that dude.

>>2339636
>>2339638
apparently the crocs in that webm were blind which is why they were so inaccurate

>>2339638
crocs are tennis ball brained meat robots man
the amputee probably completely forgot about it within a few minutes

>>2341190
You'd think they'd notice that they couldn't walk right though.

>>2334478
The thumbnail to me looked like a big croc swallowing a small one

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>>2341190

>>2341190
Reptilian pain thresholds are unbelievably high. Crocs are by far the smartest reptiles, rivaling birds in intelligence.
See>>2335567

>>2334478
I drive a Chevrolet movie theatre

>>2342741
Wouldn't birds be the smartest reptiles?

>>2342786
certain bird families, then monitor lizards, then crocodilians in my opinion

>>2343117
>>2342786
Crocs have an intelligence based on memory. You will never catch a croc in the same trap twice.

>>2336923
>>2336907
im gonna take out a second mortgage to buy one of those skulls