**Blocks your path**

>step between the parent and the chicks
>this can only go well

>>2333773
HONK

>>2333777

trips, I accidentally stepped between a mom turkey and her chicks and she went batshit crazy on me. Not a big deal since she was just a turkey, but she was definitely acting fearless until I stepped away.

>>2333779
kek

>>2333779
GOBBLE

>>2333772
geese are bitches. anybody who is afraid of them or gets beaten up by them needs to understand that they would be culled by nature if modern society didn't babysit them.

>>2333772
I don't get the anger stereotype. I have always chased them and try to steal a chick and they always run away, never come after me.

>>2333882

Many birds will harass you if you eff with their babbies or nests. It's mostly harmless unless you're dealing with cassowaries... which you should invite into your home as perfect houseguests.

>>2333862

Modern cities are simply a new part of nature.They're adapting to their environment.

>>2333772
You all look damn tasty.

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>>2333862
Yes this.

Idk why people can't stand up to them. They're only slightly more threatening than a pillow with tiny legs. Maybe an instinctual thing for something you aren't familiar with I guess.

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*disembowels ur path*

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>>2333772

>>2335409
If a griller and rhino run away then so will I

>>2335409
>HONKPRIDEWORLDWIDE.webm

>>2333772
Geese give plenty of warning before they pursue, it's your own fault if you don't pay attention to them.
Geese are friendly, loving parents who understandingly want to protect their babies. They're so cute, you might take one.

>>2333888
I mean to say that I've never had geese attack me. I've harrassed them and their babies but they just run away from me. The parents will attack my car if i drive too close though.

>>2333772
At least the dad sticks around

>>2333882
>>2335582
everyone be warned that this is bait. be extremely cautious with this individual

>>2335409
The Giraffe was ready to throw down tho

>>2333772

I live overlooking the fens park in boston, and our massive geese pack gives me daily entertainment. Muslim ninjas are always walking through the park not paying attention to their packs of small children, allowing the spawn to harass the birds around breeding season every spring, the birds stop giving a fuck and start socking these little fucks with their wings and chasing them back to mommy.

freshman stoners from northeastern and simmons college always do the same thing and get wacked too. shits hilarious

>>2333772
I've never met a friendly or passive goose. They always seem to get pissed if you are in it's 60 feet vicinity. Like leave me alone geese I'm just here to take pics of ducks.

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>>2333772
>dee
>Dee
>DEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEE