I want a pet elephant, but I can't find any for sale or any care sheets online. How do you get a little ele?
>>2329281
Kill it's mother for her ivory and wisk the baby away to your backyard.
>>2329281
I think an elephant is too intelligent to be kept as a pet. It would be cruel.
Guys halp. How train elephant to stop doing lewd things to my car?
>>2329281
I would like to put myself in an ele pussy.
>>2329281
Considering that circus elephants have now gone out of fashion, this would be an unusually good time to find an elephant up for sale, though Ringling and Barnum and Baileys apparently keep all theirs on a reserve. Go look up currently running or recently disbanded circuses and former elephant trainers.
win one on a radio gameshow
LF>fire ele +6 nmo
Why do eles fight birds?