Extreme Horse General

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[steams towards you]

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am I doing this formidable

>>2329182
Are they coal powered?

>>2329188
no, the run on pure love, hay and oats

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coolest hair style in the hood

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Friesians are boss

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is this a warlander?

>>2329188
They're foal powered

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moo

>>2329202
>>2329201
>>2329198

Those curly ears are silly. Has anyone told those horses that they've got silly ears?

>>2329194
That looks like the stock picture guy

>>2329213
that's also totally the reason why they're only to be found in one place on this earth!
they're not allowed anywhere else.

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>>2329196

WAY too stocky and feathered for that. If I had to take a stab at a breed, it looks a lot like a gypsy vanner to me.

Dogs and horses are the best.
Just sayin.

Hello horse people.
What's the smartest breed of horse?
The most asshole breed?
The kindest breed?

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>>2329239

>What's the smartest breed of horse?

The American Miniature, though it has a pretty significant range (4ish-10 hands). The Falabella is the most consistently small (7ish hands)

>The most asshole breed?
>The kindest breed?

These two are incredibly individualistic, depending heavily on personality and training. I've known plenty of kind, gentle horses from 'hot' breeds and monsters from breeds known for being mellow.

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EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME

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poor hoers

>>2329221

It's not a cob, though I couldn't say what breed it is - it looks like one of the more athletic draught breeds.

Is it possible for a horse to be used for other applications besides farming?

Asking for a friend.

>>2329277

Such as sport, transportation, recreation, and companionship?

>>2329277
Yes, they're also great at looking aesthetic

>>2329278

Can you tell me more about how a horse can be used for "companionship"?

>>2329287
by riding it into battle?

>>2329289

Are horses naturally inclined to participate in organized warfare or has their culture been influenced by human societal values?

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>>2329174
Adorable

>>2329337

who the fuck emptied several clips into that poor horse?
looks like the badass horse doesn't mind tho

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I think horses come in unique , beautiful colors and markings but having been around horses and hearing plenty of horrific stories about how fatally stupid they can be really soured them for me.
My experience didn't involve anything but minor injury but good lord are most of them completely fucking retarded. I'd trust a cow more than most horses.

I hear donkeys and mules are superior which is fine with me because I like them better but no one seems to have any.

Unrelated to that, here is a giant horse. What's the standard and health like for draft horses and other massive breeds? I know some about regular jackoff horses and poor confirmation but surely at this size would have problems?

>>2329337
>>2329343
>sv_cheats 1
>lowres 1

>>2329337
Looks like it's covered in mold

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>>2329299
Horses have been a martial animal for centuries. They used to launch raids against their enemies, but have now partnered with man in order to take advantage of man's superior weaponry and strategic minds

>>2329362
>tf2

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>>2329355

Drafts have historically been relatively healthy. They've been near exclusively a heavily-worked animal which made proper breeding key. They have some reproductive issues, a slightly shorter lifespan, and some problems handling drugs like anesthetic, but honestly they do pretty well. Certainly not the huge amount of issues this board is used to with specialized breeding (such as the giant dog breeds).

At least, that's how it is with the working-style drafts. The trend these days is towards skinny legs. Even more than other horses (looking at you, Thoroughbreds), this is disastrous. You're seeing earlier and earlier break down because many simply don't have the thickness of bone/wideness of hoof to handle their own bulk. It's a real shame that people (namely the show industry) just can't accept that not everything is meant to be delicate.

Do you feel bad when you fart on your horse?

>>2329497
If you're riding bareback, you feel bad about hurting their spine, never mind farting on them.

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>>2329174
What is extreme about it?

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>>2329505
the horses

>>2329745
How can thin draft horse legs support all that T H I C C

>>2329191
I can't be the only one who thought that guy's leg was a fucked up horse dick.

>>2329756
Boulonnais horses are not that THICC and their legs are still ok. They still have nice proportions.
The fucking new age Percherons this guy >>2329461 posted in the right part of his image are a problem.

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>tfw you will never own a THICC hoers...

I bet they feel like a couch when riding on them

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I love to see the faces of all those dressage elite faggots when someone shows up with a fucking TICC DRAFT HORSE to dressage events.

The collective frowning is hilarious but I love it.
Also, the more drafthorses become popular again, the better. I don't want them to vanish.

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>dat freshly maintained coat

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What's your favorite part of a horse? I like their nostrils, they're friendly little portals

>>2329782
Probably eat a buick worth of feed an hour though.

>>2329815
ears and the muzzle area in general. it's just so funny to look at when they use the lips to grab stuff and everything wrinkles and bends, also nose boops are lots of fun with horses

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>>2329815
Their nostrils are the fucking best!

>>2329815
they dick is the best

Reckon female jockeys give the horse a handjob after a race?

>>2329849
shhhhhhhh

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The Queen was out for a ride this morning.

>>2329337
REMOVE MOLD HORSE!

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>>2329849
That post was expected

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>>2329461
Can someone give me a quick rundown of horse breeds? Is there a horse equivaent of a GSD? A Pug? Napoleon mastiff? English Bulldog? etc

>>2329355
>horrific stories about how fatally stupid they can be

Share some stories, please?

>>2329785
Are draft horses allowed to participate on the Olympics dressage?

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>>2329815
the lips

>>2329919

I don't know of any rule that they can't, but physically the weight is just too much to consistently perform the high level moves. Same reason most dressage horses tend to be on the smaller end, less weight is far easier on the joints.

I have seen a cob at Olympic level, though.

>>2329916

An entire breed, no. Horses are overwhelmingly bred to work, so you don't want to do anything too extreme which would hinder the ability to perform often intensely physical tasks. American Miniatures probably have the best chance of getting there, because their reduced weight and overwhelming lack of psychical job allow for a lot of leeway. But they generally are still pretty OK.

If you want to see some fucked up animals, look for the word "halter" before their breed. These are your show horses who are expected to stand and not much else, so they can get pretty awful. The worst offenders are Arabians and Quarter Horses. On my phone so I can't post pics, but look up Kids Classic Style and Magnum Psyche if you want to see just how far off model they can go.

One day I saw a vet inseminating a mare, but before she injected the thing on the mare's vagina, she inserted her hand inside the mare's anus and picked her poop. Why?

>>2329953
she was literally inseminating the shit out of that mare

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>>2329961
>>2329953

>>2329974
White sclera horses are creepy.

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>>2329975
what about blue eyes?
They creep you out too?

>>2329815

I prefer a different friendly portal

>>2329815
The doughnut

>>2329992
>children of the corn

Anyone got that image of the really sad foal?

help

>>2330630
What's wrong?

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Why the FUCK would you get drunk and visit a horse market?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY_8zRPaKUg

>>2329992
>Don't worry, you get used to the feeling of blood on your face
>Now let's never speak of this again

>>2330655
Because you're drunk and you're not really thinking straight, resulting in you making stupid decisions.

>>2330655
That horse was pretty well behaved all things considered. That could have gone a lot worse.

Seen nasa found seen planets completely inhabited by soft horses?

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>>2330723

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Bosslady's Clydesdale, Emma. I've been meaning to get some better, more recent photos, but every time I go out there I forget.

>>2329815
The heart :')

>>2330761
the eyebrows are the best

>>2329461
Oh, neat. Thanks, I didn't know. I was comparing them with large dogs and assumed breeding an animal way larger than it was originally would have just as much problems. Good to hear.

>>2329918
The ones that stick out the most were actually from an anon or two here. My memory is terrible and I'm going to butcher the fuck out of them but I'll sum some up.
>Horse that tossed it's rider and broke it's back over a creek because a frog spooked it
>Stallion attempted mounting a mare who then got her leg stuck in a fence and had to be euthanized
>Mare got loose and took off. Was later found trapped and severely injured in some nasty thorn bushes(forgot what species he said it was but they were huge thorns, not tiny little rose ones). Vet had to euthanize her and they pulled her out. The horse could have just walked backwards but she had just kept pushing deeper into the thorns.

From stories I've been told in person aren't exactly horrific. I've been thrown from one horse that was spooked by a snake but aside from some scrapes and bruises I was the only injury.
Ex coworker has a horse at a barn which she works for in return for having it and she was constantly getting thrown for no and every reason. Sometimes spooked, and sometimes apparently he just felt like bucking or slamming himself into something so he got some minor injury here and there. She was constantly black and blue from bruises for months until she got a head injury and some of us managed to convince her to give it a rest. She was 17 at the time and already had a few broken bones from the same horse.

A few stories from other people I was told were mostly horses getting spooked over birds, squirrels, etc or apparently nothing at all and just bad falls. One had a mare fall in hole that opened up after a storm and had to be pulled out by a truck but no serious injury.

>>2330899
Barn owner said he had a horse who broke it's leg from refusing to jump an oak root, instead just walked it's back hoof into it, panicked, threw him off and in the process broke it's leg and ran off. When they found it not long after it was down and tore something in one of its front legs on top of further injuring it's back one.

I never rode much and being around farms was mostly summer work and friends I saw out on the country so I don't have many interesting stories.

>>2329953
so she can feel her cervix through her anus better

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>>2330899
Well horses are prey animals, you have to anticipate that an untrained horse is going to spook at some point. All of this is also heavily dependent on the individual horse, and spooking at trivial things doesn't mean they're stupid, it's just what thousands of years of evolution and instinct will do.

A properly trained horse should be as solid as a rock. There's a reason people rode them into battle, and there's a reason why they're used for crowd/riot control today.

I bet in most the stories the "stupid" shit you hear horses doing is actually caused by something the person or rider did.

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wobblewobble

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Do mares steal foals in wild life too?

how did this person survive? The horse fell on top of her.

https://youtu.be/G7jIMLwRpCs?t=2m41s

>>2331002
The same way this guy survived

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qXAYpL-Rw

So guys, I was reading about Arabian horses and I heard a lot of good things about them. Then I told my friend who has a lot of experiences with horses about them. He then surprised me by saying they're overated, inbred, and overall suck. I'm curious, what's the truth about the Arabian horses? Are they just an overrated horse that turned into a meme or is my friend full of shit?

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>>2331037
I'd say a little of both. It depends on what sub-breed of arabian you're talking about. They can be very smart and well rounded, but don't get me wrong. There are some udderly fucked up arabians out there. Like, just so beyond fucked. So it really depends, but I'd say they're tad overrated.

Everyone is entitled to their favorite breed though. Iceys are my personal favorite.

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>>2331037
>Are they just an overrated horse that turned into a meme or is my friend full of shit?

How much more evidence do you need?
Are you blind?

>>2331047
I just saw an article that was glorifying it. I wasn't intensely researching it or anything. But yeah, after looking at more pictures of it. It looks like its only purpose is to be a show horse, aka useless and severely inbred. I just wanted to hear differing opinions on the horse to add nuance.

>>2331049

They're very tough and versatile little horses, one of the finest all-around breeds. But the show look is creeping into the general population more than it should, and the higher price tag that comes with certain breed names can cause a lot of shit to seep in, so yeah you should be extra cautious when examining one.

>>2329174
Omega nibblers...

>>2329992
That's the kind of face I imagine when someone responds to my posts with "fuuuuuuuuuug"

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>tfw you realize you will never have a family living on a comfy farm with lots of beautiful green all around, beautiful trees, white picturesque fences, with horses, one or two dogs and a cat that keeps mice and rats at bay in the barn

>>2330761
I remember Emma.

>>2331061
Unless you're posting from prison/hospital there's no reason you can't achieve that goal.

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HORSED!

>>2329174
Anyone saved that screengrab of the article by that insane lady that says men shouldn't be allowed to own mares in case they're overcome with passion on the trail?

>>2329197
Underrated.


Your guys' animal is a lovely one which I hate.
My old man was the head maintenance guy for a gigantic venue that hosted like county fairs and rodeos and dressage shows and whatnot.

For a while in my twenties I was really set back and had to take whatever work I could find, so I got a job from my old man. Most of the hours came from mucking stables and cleaning horse shit randomly around the grounds.
Definitely the worst job I ever had.

>>2331091
making money to buy that farm is not easy

>>2331227
Not impossible either. Hell if you can't aim for a farm to die on these days what can you aim for?

>>2331037

Both. Arabs were prized as war horses for centuries and they still consistently run every other breed into the ground in endurance racing - they are a strong, athletic and incredibly tough breed despite their dainty appearance. There is a shitty, snake-necked, flat-assed show-type that isn't good for much besides throwing hysterics at the end of a rope, but most Arabs are riding horses and they're not that awful, even if most aren't quite majestic legendary warhorses either.

>>2331095
Can someone post the comic, please?

>>2331319
What's their behavior? Are the known to be stubborn? Also I'm talking about both the racing breed and show breed or Arabian horses.

>>2331393

They're considered hot-blooded, meaning they're generally spirited compared to more placid, calm breeds. In the best horses, they're also gentle, willing and loyal so long as they're treated fairly, but there's also a fair number of flighty, spooky, hysterical Arabians out there. Some of the idiots who breed halter horses think it makes their horse look fiery/spirited instead of just badly behaved when it's screaming and throwing a tantrum in the show ring.

>>2331227
Farms are generally cheaper than city houses these days.

A million bucks gets you a shitty house in the city if you're lucky. On average in the country, it'll get you a decent house and a good amount of acreage. Certainly enough for a few horses.

Honestly, the expensive part about horses is when things go wrong. That's where the real money drain is.

Still, a retirement to a green farm is still achievable in this day and age.

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Horse YES

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>>2331388
>he doesn't know about Rape Horse

Read and be enlightened.

>>2329273
>UGH MORE HUMAN SHIT I CAN'T HANDLE IT

>>2329840
>Veins and flies everywhere

the smell just hit me
i now remember why horses are so disenchanting to meet in real life

>>2331638
Nah, humans smell worse

>>2331638
>>Veins and flies everywhere
>the smell just hit me

You can smell veins?
Are you a bloodhound?

>>2331638
All the horses I've met smell fine.

>>2331657
Indians aren't human

>>2331677
Yes. And flies.

>>2331657
This. I'd rather hang out with a massive horse all week than ride around in an average bus/subway. You can cut the miasma with a knife in any city.

>>2331594
Enriched

>>2331441
I love it when they do that.

>>2329945
they literally look like horrible 3d models

>>2331677
>his sense of smell isn't tied to memory

What are you, some kind of noseless monster?

>Would love to learn how to ride horses because it seems manly as fuck
>Terrified of horses because everyone I know who loves them has almost died or broken a ton of bones from them.
I wish I could ride my donkey at least.

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>>2332143
>>Terrified of horses because everyone I know who loves them has almost died or broken a ton of bones from them.

Comes with the territory m8. You spend enough time around horses you WILL get hurt, but they're worth it.

Donkeys are lovely little cuddlebugs too.

>>2332143
>seems manly as fuck
Here in the US at least it's seen as a feminine thing. People give me shit for being a man that loves horses all the goddamn time. Fuck them though, horses are awesome.

>>2332265
>Here in the US at least it's seen as a feminine thing.
That can't be right. What state are you in?

I guess it also depends on what kind of events you do. I can see someone getting ridiculed for doing dressage, but not for eventing or barrel racing/whatever.

>>2332265
>>2332279
Yeah I think it kinda depends, but like anon said in general it's a girl world for some reason.
Obviously a rodeo isn't going to be considered girly in any way, but it seems the general consensus your non-horse person arrives at is that horses are girly.

Fuck em though, I love horses. Best animals ever.

>>2332287
kentucky here. all the women who aren't obese are super into horses. you're either cucked by horses or cucked by diabetes. sad!

>>2332086
That is a pretty extreme mare

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>>2332263
This. First time I tried to clean the hooves on our clydesdale I got a dinner plate sized hoof to the thigh. Nothing broken, but god damn did that one hurt. Was like getting hit by a volkswagen.

You learn pretty quick what not to do when dealing with that much meat in motion.

>>2332457
I prefer picking the hooves of some of the larger ones to this one Shetland mare. She's feisty and those little hooves will go straight through bones like they were soft bread.

>>2332287
>but it seems the general consensus your non-horse person arrives at is that horses are girly.
Weird. In Canada it's seen as a pretty neutral activity. People just assume you have money if you're involved with horses more than anything.

>>2331227
Buy land and build your own house then, it's way cheaper than buying a farm.

You'll need to learn /diy/ stuff but with the right tools, building is ezpz.

>seeing 12 different mares tomorrow

Aww yiis.

>>2332457
You made a mistake while cleaning the hoof or the horse misbehaved?

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>>2332561
A bit of both, really. I hadn't spent much time around horses, and my mother figured she'd give me a bit of a lesson on care, feeding, etc. Protip: do not approach the ass of a horse directly, especially when it doesn't know you. Thankfully, I learn quickly, and it hasn't happened since.

>>2332562
I wasn't looking where I was going and walked right into the ass of a horse a couple of weeks ago.

>>2332568
how the fuck do you manage that? Hopefully you didn't get kicked?

>>2332570
I was leading another pony and it was early in the morning and she stopped for no reason. She's bombproof and didn't even budge.

Is it possible for a horse to be sexually attracted to a human?

Asking for a friend.

>>2332577

It's not unheard of. You shouldn't act on it though.

>>2332577
pony is not for sexual

>>2332579
I wonder why so many animals mount humans. Aren't they aware we are different species?

>>2332577
Sure is, horses have been known to show amorous feelings towards humans before, but like >>2332579 said, you should not act on it.

>>2332599
Sure they're aware. In many animals it's a sign of dominance. Rarely do animals actually mount humans for 'mating' purposes. Dogs for example will hump a human they feel they are superior too, they aren't actualy trying to engage you sexualy.

The only repeat offender I can really think of is dolphins, who will actually rape people.

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>>2332603
Dolphins are fucking assholes. They murder shit for fun, not to mention the whole rapey bit.

They're the sociopaths of the sea. Remove Flipper.

>>2332577
If you had any idea of the huge implications of following through with that would be you wouldn't be asking.

>>2332661

Could you elaborate on these "implications"?

>>2332694

Well the mares aren't going to say no because of the implication

>>2332577
Keep it out the foal factory, Casanova

>>2332577
I'd say so, mares in estrus also try to seduce humans(winking, pinning down) and they sure know where your dick is.

>>2332721
Or your arm for the more, realist ones.
>16 years old
>with a friend of same age in remote mountain cool village
>whole month of summer of kayak, fishing
>best holidays ever
>tend to farmer's animals for cash
>shoveling shit, feeding, pays well
>friend is asked to wash the mare cause she needs some skin treatment something and since he handles her well he gets to do it
>washes mare like a car
>i get back to feed chicken
>get called 5 minutes later
>mare is basically pinning my friend with her ass against a wall
>ask wtf is that the concept of a joke for a mare or something
>"dude i don't know she got all springy after i started washing her"
>.. wait, she in heat?
>"oh i fucking hope not i'm really not gonna be the guy relieving her"
>don't tell me you would have to ..
>he did have to
>the whole arm
>back and forth in her mareself and friend is half pissed half crying about it
>i'm a mix of fascinated, scared and trying my best not to laugh until i ask if he wants me to play a sax solo
>"i hate you"
>she climaxed on his arm
>arm is stuck in for a good 30 seconds of mare ecstasy exerting about 50 tons of pressure per square inch
>mare lets him go, he remove his tshirt and throw it in the garbage and wash his arm for probably 20 minutes
>gets paid 50€ each at the end of the day
>buy my friend a beer (because Belgium in the 90's you can drink whatever if you look above 15)
>To my friend the cheapest mare gigolo
>"go fuck a goat" he mumbles, as he drowns his sorrow

>>2332734
>that happened

>>2332738
gonna be honest, he did that because his older cousin got stuck is a kinda similar sitution and he told him about it.
My friend also told me about his cousin so we both knew the story.
No idea if the cousin had a "genius-retard zoophile" moment to escape this situation but my friend basically did what he thought was necessary for the mare to stop.
Not that it WAS the appropriate thing to do, just that he THOUGHT IT WAS so.
And i have no fucking idea if it indeed was because i'm not even gonna taint my browser with such a research.

>>2332734
Not saying any dick will satisfy a big ass mare but they still know where it is and they will try to get to it.

>>2332751
So apparently they lack the wisdom about expectations when it comes to a specie's size and what to expect dangling between the legs.

>>2332538
>Weird. In Canada it's seen as a pretty neutral activity. People just assume you have money if you're involved with horses more than anything.
I'm a poorfag. I'm only able to have horses because I made the right connections in life. I train a friend's horses in exchange for board for my two.

>>2332734
you've obviously never fisted a mare as mare vagoos don't work like that.

>>2332851
I obviously never did it myself, no.

>>2332750

So I don't understand, you were standing right there and the both of you literally couldn't think of a better way to get the horse to let him free than for him to fist her to orgasm? Did you even try to get her to move? I really doubt she would have stood there unmoving for hours and completely ignored all coaxing and prodding to move just to get this guy to armfuck her.

What annoys me if this is true is that if someone clearly is just looking for an excuse to fuck a horse they should just admit it. Horses are very beautiful creatures and if the mare wants it there's obviously nothing wrong with bringing her to orgasm if both parties enjoy it. These flimsy excuses of "oh i was pinned against the wall and had no choice" literally do nothing to actually convince people you aren't a zoophile, and just unnecessarily keep up the cultural norm that a perfectly natural and enjoyable activity is arbitrarily wrong and immoral. The only thing that was "wrong" about this (probably fake) story is that you and your friend had to keep up this stupid charade of pretending you didn't actually want to fuck the horse. You clearly did, and there's nothing wrong with that.

>>2332902
Probably because we were both retarded (and sometimes very drunk even during the day) and my friend was mainly scared of getting a kick (he got a few in his life).

And he did tend to animals a lot so he might have the idea pop in his head at least once .. so i guess there's a little bit of truth in what you say.

However, as for me, the whole sticking a limb inside an animal thing .. well i actually went over it since i was planning back then to become a veterinary so at some point, i had to think that there's some places my arm would reach that would make some people gag.
I don't exactly have a lust for animals but i simply accept humans (myself included obviously) would probably fuck anything if that anything doesn't fight it, doesn't have teeth in the vagina or dick dissolving enzymes .. and also if you have a huge "oh nobody's here, fuck it, deal with regret later".

But for mares, it would probably like whipping out your cock in a hallway and pretend it creates crowd congestion.

>>2332911

It's not about how it feels on your dick, it's about how it feels in your heart.

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>this thread

>>2332851
..and how do they work?

>>2331002
Our bodies are pretty squish and flexible when we don't tense up. That's how people survive stupidly high falls and bounce back onto their feet, from what I understand.

>>2332604
Yeah but, the vagina, man. The vagina.

Why does 90% of horse threads land on this subject? What is it about them that people try to soil them with their genitals?

>>2333026
Men being men. Men are retarded and horny.

>>2333052
I'm a man and can contain myself around literally other species.

>>2333026
I've been wondering about this, why are so many people attracted to horses? You'd expect a few outliers, but it seems like there are hordes of people wanting to fuck them.

>>2333026
>>2333080
Idk. I'd be lying if I said I didn't think horses are sexy as shit, because they are.

Will I fuck one, probably not, but for some damn reason they're attractive to me, and fuck I hate it.

Thinking about getting a mule, /horse/. Are they as based as people say?

>>2333080
It's not a recent thing too. There's 10,000 year old cave paintings of people railing horses. Must be some deep psychological thing or maybe their shape? The only are beat by sheep because Wales/New Zealand. It's a strange thing anyway. Not the sort of thing you can do surveys one because nobody wants to be outed but there's definitely a calling for it.

>>2333080

Social norms don't accurately reflect biological tendencies. Because it's taboo no one is willing to talk about it, so the only times you hear about it are when someone gets caught. But then you go online and suddenly there's tons of discussion of it on anonymous forums and tons of demand for the porn. The logical assumption is that zoophilia is far more common than our cultural expectations tell us it is.

It was the same for homosexuality in the middle ages. Back then there were "no" homosexuals except for the rare deviant outliers, who they only knew about because they got caught and promptly burned at the stake or whatever. But from a modern perspective we know that obviously there must have been gay people; they just kept it quiet because their societal norms didn't give them any other option. If there was a medieval 4chan you can bet there would have been ton of people like you wondering why there suddenly seem to be hordes of gay people.

Same to an extent with pedophilia; our culture tells us that the only people attracted to children are the rare deviant child rapists we see on the news, yet at the same time seemingly perfect normal people like politicians and doctors get caught with child pornography, and we would be automatically suspicious of any young male being left alone with a little girl. Not saying any of these behaviors are morally equivalent, just that there seems to be a clear dichotomy between social expectations and biological reality.

tl;dr wanting to fuck horses is more normal than you think

>>2333080
They're powerful and muscular and have big dongs and puss puss.

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does your horse even lift?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwpSf3-pVLs

>>2333221
that horse must be bored as fuck

also, why the fuck is it in a junkyard?

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>>2333226
>junkyard

>>2333221
>horsefit

What do you think of this horse? It's bull fighting but is their a name for this kind of 'style'? You'll also want to mute it unless you've been in a coma since 2000 and just woke up.
https://youtu.be/IkV-q7Wpkkw

I don't watch bullfighting so I don't know how common it is to train a horse like that or if it's just natural but that horse has some nice moves. Is the horse scared while doing this or is it used to it?

>>2333226
Horses are bored most of the time.

That's why you have to give them lots of stuff to play with or they will get dumb or even start hurting themselves.
Tires are actually not that bad for them to play with, others use horse balls

>>2333298
I like making them extreme and seeing the boredom leave them like a sick egg.

I'm fairly new to the horse racket and I have a question. I've been to a few places and it seems that the same names get assigned to horses way too often to be coincidence. Are there certain chosen names that are set for horses that the inner circle knows about because I've met the same horse in name and stature a few times now and I'm not entirely sure if they all know each other and are messing with me.

What's the deal with horse names? Is it meant to be a few names you can call them or is it just timing?

Horse mare. You don't have to put on the red light. Those days are over. You don't have to sell your body though the night. Horse mare. You don't have to wear that tack tonight. Walk the streets for carrots. You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right.

>>2332922
>implying this course was unexpected

>>2333251
that's impressive

>>2333338

Insular, lazy community without a lot of creativity. Same reason you run into a million labs named Buddy.

>>2333465
Not that, just entertaining is all.

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>>2333768
>this says bestiality is legal in my home country
>look it up
>it only counts as infringement with a fine
>though animal abuse can net you up to 3 years of prison sentence
>bestiality isn't animal abuse
I'm actually mildly shocked.

>>2333768
>Fine if the animal is compelled to act contrary to the law, legal if the animal is not compelled to act contrary to the law

Aight. English is not my first language. That sentence left me feeling lost. What does that mean?

>>2333778
You have to pay money if you force the animal into what the law specifically forbids, but that's it.

>>2333801
So if you make a dog fill out your tax return wrong knowingly while rimming it then you get a fine?

>>2333775

Well logically if you think zoophilia is animal abuse then there shouldn't be any laws against zoophilia specifically, because it would just be another form of animal abuse, which presumably is already illegal. If you're saying that there should be a law against zoophilia separate from the law against animal abuse then you're saying that it's possible to have sex with an animal without abusing it, which raises the question of why you think it should be illegal in the first place.

>>2333251
WAKE ME UP

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>>2329182

>>2333858
>Well logically if you think a dog is a mammal then there shouldn't be any other mammal species specifically, because a cat would just be another kind of dog.

Not all forms of animal abuse are the same nor are they treated the same legally. Shoving your dick up a dog's ass for pleasure is illegal whereas shoving your arm up a cows ass or electrocuting a bull's balls to make money is perfectly legal.

>>2333993
>shoving your arm up a cows ass or electrocuting a bull's balls to make money is perfectly legal

I don't understand, so you're saying if these acts aren't considered animal abuse then they could still be prosecuted as zoophilia? In what jurisdiction do these acts meet the definition of zoophilia? I don't see how this is an argument that zoophilia is a separate crime to animal abuse.

>>2333993

Also I don't know who told you that biological taxonomy is conducted in the same way as criminal law but please disregard everything that person ever told you. I'm not even sure where to start trying to understand what point you were trying to make with that comparison.

>>2334087
No he's pointing out a double standard. How is it that these things aren't considered abuse but zoo is? There's no logic in it. They either both have to be considered abuse or not at all.

>>2334119

I wasn't talking about the morality or rightfulness of it, I was just pointing out that from a legal standpoint it doesn't make sense to criminalize both zoophilia and animal abuse if we assume that zoophilia is abusive to animals. It would be like making it illegal to assault someone as well as a separate law making it illegal to stab someone. Stabbing someone *is* assault, it's the method by which the assault occurred. It doesn't make sense logically to criminalize both, nor can you legally charge someone twice for the same criminal act. It has nothing to do with double standards.

I've heard that some people clone horses. Do the clones live as long as a normal horse or do they die earlier?

>>2334150
making it "double illegal" you've got more charges to press and it's easier to prosecute

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Could you guys please take that shit to /mlp/ and rather post some equines up in this bitch?

>>2334191

The problem with that is that it would need to implicitly acknowledge that zoophilia is not necessarily animal abuse. Prosecutors can't double charge for the same criminal act, ie. they can't charge a murder victim with both first and second degree murder for a single murder. There needs to be some distinguishing element of the suspect's behavior. So if you wanted to charge someone with both animal abuse and zoophilia, you would need to argue that the zoophilia itself is not abusive, and it was some other element of the suspect's behavior that was abusive. That wouldn't necessarily be hard to do, since most people who rape animals are also pieces of shit, but it would establish that there's a legal distinction between the two acts. Which provides an avenue for argument that zoophilia shouldn't be illegal at all because it doesn't necessarily involve abuse. See the problem? Obviously it's not one in practice because there aren't any lawyers or legislators willing to stand up and argue that zoophilia should be legal, but it still raises a tricky issue.

>>2334210

murder suspect* obviously

>>2334144
Where do I find a levitating horse?

>>2334184
I think clones don't live as long because the cells have some mileage on them or something.

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Have a rolling horse, /horse/.

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>>2332973
The same rule applies to dolphins as it does to human women anon - never stick your dick in crazy.

>>2332562
>Protip: do not approach the ass of a horse directly
Isn't this common knowledge? Don't people who know nothing about horses know at least this?

>>2333026
>Why does 90% of horse threads land on this subject?
They don't though. We've had horse generals up for over a year, and this is the first time I've actually seen prolonged discussion about this topic in them.

Sure every once in a blue moon someone will try to make a zoophile thread on /an/ asking about the moral implications, but seldom is it ever directly posted in these threads specifically.

>>2333251
That's pretty impressive, but I can't help but imagine how many other horses have tripped and gotten gored.

>>2334404
There's at least one a thread unless I'm just going a big mad.

>>2334399
It is, but I was much younger and wasn't paying attention - a combination of factors that never produces positive results.

>>2334307
That's a silly horse.

>>2334418

On old /an/ there was at least one zoophilia discussion thread per page. Consider yourself lucky it's now down to one discussion per thread.

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>>2334348
How do you know if the dolphin is crazy?

>>2334501
You can't know, for the Dolphin is an inscrutable being. It will lie, cheat, and steal its way into your heart, with it's cheerful squeaking and amusing antics, before luring you to your death at the hands of its friends, who will rape then murder you for fun.

Trust not the flipper, anon. That way lies death and madness.

>>2334501
You ever talked to a dolphin for more than five minutes?

I wish I could have a horse but 4chan has ruined me. I do not think I could adopt one without sexually abusing it. :(

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>>2334501
If they get into bed with you they must be crazy.

>>2334501
No, anon, the question is, how does the dolphin know whether you are crazy?

>>2334510
>finally found a use for this image

>>2334510
>tfw you'll never build your house around an intricate water system and fuck your twin dolphin qts everyday

>>2334418
Yeah there's always at least one person mentioning it. Mostly people just post >>>/mlp/ or whatever and the discussion rarely goes beyond that.

Though in the last thread I reported 3 separate images of beast, the mods seemed to do a good job removing it in a timely manner. Props to them.

do all horses who just meet interact by sniffing each other and screaming?

>>2334196
I'm glad they labeled that horse, someone could have have gotten confused

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There's a video of a horse being castrated while it stands on its feet instead of laying down. Is there any advantage in doing this?

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do you think this clip on thing will ever be the norm for horse shoes?

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>>2333768

>>2334776
I hope not, it looks like shit. Fuck plastics.

>>2334756
Standing can be convenient if you have no place to have a horse on it's back.

If the area is dusty or dirty it reduces the risk of infection when he is standing.

Different types of anesthetic are used also.

When a horse is done on it's back they need more walking afterwards apparently.

I'm getting this info from my GF, who has done several castrations, but English is her second language so I'm not 100% on the details.

It's more easy for the vet to do the job when the horse is on it's back, she says.

She's not a vet, just an aspiring one with an unusually good amount of experience. She's done several castrations herself.

>>2334746
Not ALL of them. They're nervous and don't know what this new horse's deal is.

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still frame of an eating mare.
kinda looks like she's smiling all smugly

Now I'm curious, what would you have to do to make a horse mount a human?
Do you just have to get on all fours in front of them and they do the rest?

>>2335030
>>>/trash/

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>>2334982
They are very smug animals.

>>2334799
>>2334776
It wouldn't be so bad if it was just black.

You're right though. Those orange ones look like shit. Draws attention I suppose, marketing value.

>>2334508
You're weak of mind.

I kinda thought the same until I started actually being around horses and, honestly, thought never really crosses my mind. Only when I'm in my room, all by myself, with access to e621.

Horse's are stupid and don't even feel pain

>>2335117
Trolls are stupid and don't even add to the conversation

>>2335104
I mean, the ridiculous color aside, it looks comfortable for the horse. Looks more comfy than a metal horse shoe

>>2329461
>>2329918
My personal story.. Although not overly horrific but might as well share.
My Mom was a rider, and I started riding young (from roughly 6ish to age 12ish.
Anyways, when I was young, I had a fairly old horse. Think she was 15? Don't remember exactly. Her name was Maggie. My Mom had a young horse about 3 who was severely beaten and treated horribly, but she enjoyed helping and rehabilitating them. This specific horse almost killed her far too many times. Don't remember his name.
Anyways we decided to go for a ride just through the paddocks.. Soon as we get outside, her stupid horse takes the fuck off full speed for no reason at all. This scared the crap out of my horse and she also took off running. Slammed my leg into an electric fence. Double pain. Eventually got her calmed down and back to the barn.. Got off of her and got stuck in the fairly deep mud. Fell forward, still holding her lead, pulled her forward unexpectedly, she stepped/half fell right on my calf. I could not get her off of me for about 20ish minutes until my Mom eventually showed up again.
Bent my shin bone forward slightly. And hurt for months. Funny though.. The mud is what caused this issue, and the mud is also what saved my leg from being completely crushed. Lose-win?

>>2335031
This is the correct response to this, >>>/mlp/ is also acceptable

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I need help finding a name for a certain horse coloration. Don't have a pic but it was a horse shown in the second episode of Vikings.

It's black with a mostly white tail with some black streaks, and while the horse is almost entirely black it's sort of splotchy with white markings. Like a faded appaloosa pattern here and there and sort of similar to the moldy horse already posted. Imagine this in reverse. Ive found spotted horses but not like the one I saw.

>>2333411
Hahahahaahha. Excellent

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>>2335265

Looks like a dapple gray to me. They can get stupidly dark, sometimes, but it's still just a gray.

>>2329918
Didn't happen to me, but I remember seeing pictures of a guy who's finger got ripped off when a horse bolted as he was adjusting the saddle. That was enough to get me to nope out going near horses for a while

>>2329174
Is that horse wearing a diaper?

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>>2335313
The coloration difference of the butt also reminds me of appaloosas.

>>2329174
>WAKE ME UP

>>2335379
Floofy shirt of the person standing nearby

>>2335104
The color is so you can find it when it falls off. For real.

>>2335426

This. Trying to find something black in dark, sticky mud is a nightmare.

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>>2335313
Yeah? It looked as black as black gets on a horse. Would screenshot if I could. >>2335396
It's butt had the most coloration but the white wasn't solid(like the faded appaloosa kind) but it had a solid white streak on its face. The rest of it not so much so I also think it's some variation of appaloosa but have yet to find another just like it. Maybe its not really a named color and just a random mismatched pattern. It's pattern was also very broken up and seemingly random unlike say, a brindle pattern which has a flow.
This horses face and front legs are also very similar but the rest of it is not.

It's just a cool and possibly unique horse.

>>2335440
I'm going to get a screen cap later actually.

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>>2335440

The scene is pretty poorly lit which might be throwing you off, as can the graying gene affecting individuals differently and creating a very wide array of combinations.

Having watched it again, I stand by my assessment of dapple gray.

(Edited because I got lazy and forgot to crop it)

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>>2335453

Similarly dark dapple gray because it's just an awesome coat pattern.

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>>2335456

Also an example of the graying gene producing unusual facial markings because it's weird and wonderful.

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Can we all agree that grey dapples are among the coolest coats ever? Cause god damn they are so fucking cool.

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>>2335481

They really are. It was always my dream coat color... until I started having to groom them. They're a magnet for filth.

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Unusual coats, anyone?

Starting with Remarkable, because that somatic mutation is amazing.

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Lacing

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Brindle

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Badger face

>>2335117
Haha, yeah. I keep mine lacked in a small shed all day. They guy I bought it from said it would be alright.

>>2335518
Haha, I just tie mine to the the rafters of an old barn when I'm not using it. It's so choice.

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>your own maresonal jesus
>someone to chew your hair someone who cares

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>>2335730
>>2333411
Can we have more songs with horse stuff haphazardly crammed into them please?

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Favourite horse breed
>pic related

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>>2336176

I adore Morgans, their versatility is just amazing.

>>2336178
Yeah they're pretty neat

Should've mentioned that the pic I posted is a Lusitanian pure blood for those who don't know that much about horse breeds

Quick curiosity: it's the breed they used for the lotr movies

Could someone give me a basic run down of popular horse breeds?

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>>2335814
I prefer horses playing music themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSNI9Uo-Xw8

>>2336271
Horses with blue eyes are extreme to the max.

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>>2335814
It's hip to be mare!

>>2335453
That's either a young dapple gray or one of the rare ones with the slow-gray gene. Mine looked like that up till she was 3 or 4 years old.

>>2336268
Are you that dork that was trying to compare horse breeds to dog breeds earlier? Dude, give it up. There's way too much variation to be able to assign a personality type to a breed. Except Appaloosa. They're ALL weird in some way/shape/form.

>>2336344
Not that anon, just a novice wanting to know what people are talking about when they talk about types of horses. Is "breed" the wrong word?

>>2336351

For a novice, yes it's kind of pointless to discuss the differences between breeds. Outside of minor differences in build/aesthetics and maybe personality, generally horses bred for certain tasks will look and act very similarly even if they're from very different places (as opposed to say dogs).

Typically, your sport/riding horses will be very lightly built and spirited. Horses meant for pulling, including drafts, are generally pretty mellow and heavier, though they often have flashier gaits. All-purpose horses are somewhere in the middle.

>>2336351
No, "breed" is the correct term. Quarter Horse, Arabian, Morgan, Shire, Lusitano.... all are breeds. Species is horse.

>>2336351
So what info are you looking for when you want "a rundown" of horse breeds? Just a list of breeds?

>>2336416
Neat but innacurate regarding the info and some horse's appearances

>>2329850
Hot

>>2331430
>A million bucks gets you a shitty house in the city if you're lucky. On average in the country, it'll get you a decent house and a good amount of acreage.
Not sure where you live, but it's rather the opposite around here. Seems like you need at least 200k for anything int the country, unless you luck out, which to be fair, I know some people who did luck out. Houses in the cities here are for the most part way cheaper though, as low as 70k for a decent 2-story.

>>2332712
I mean, it's not like they're gonna be raped or anything, but you know, it's just the implication.

>>2333088
I share this feel, but for deer.

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>>2336470
>No, anon. Leave the lights on

>>2336425

I think they picked halter horses for most of their references is why. Explains the scrawny legs on the drafts, the overly-bulky quarter horse, the long-backed Friesian, etc.. DESU I'm actually shocked the Arabian isn't more fucked up.

What would happen if you put your mouth around a horses nostril and blew into it really hard?

>>2336801
The horse would probably pull away and think you're an asshole.

>>2336807
Would it come out the other side though?

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>>2336801

>tfw 275 lbs and know I shouldn't ride but I do anyway
>other people even actively ask me to ride their horses and I usually do
>they probably have no idea I'm this heavy or they're too ignorant to care

>>2336867
If you're tall and a good rider that's not even really that bad, unless you're riding tiny ass horses like arabians.

>>2336840
Nuuu....

I've always wanted to gently touch a horse's eye. I know they do it to test sedation but outside of making my hands sterile what's the way?

>>2336919
What the fuck.

So we have the one person who wants to suck the air out of the last horses' dying lungs, and then this guy who for some fucking reason wants to touch a horse's eye. wtf /an/

Really though, just go find a cadaver horse and do it that way. Then there's no chance you could do something bad.

>>2336927
Gently and with great care. I've touched all sorts of eyes by now and it's always been fine.

>>2336867
that's motivation to lose some weight, fatass

>>2332287
I dunno. I've found that riding helps enhance my masculine appeal.

>>2337433
Most horse riders I know are grown men, because my state's tradition is kinda like cowboy/rural life.

Thread hit bump limit.
New thread here: >>2337983