Are turtles actually minidinosaurs?

>>2329087
Yes.

sure

>>2329087

That's a tortoise. Turtles are wizards.

>>2329121
tortoises are an informal subgroup of turtles you nerd

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Absolutely

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>>2329422

Oh, excuse me, Captain!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ocX3-XIDNY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjtCS0EEoCY

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Sure are.

>>2329829
>That shitty shell
REEEEE

>>2329912
Better give some advice my good man. To get basics out of the way - UV/calcium is provided. I'm thinking maybe overfeeding?

>>2329804
aren't you supposed to not interrupt a turtle's path?

>>2329804
>haha here's a tortoise dying isn't it funyn guys xD

>>2330026
You're supposed to just move them over in the direction they're going if crossing a road

>>2330171
It likely didn't die, tortoises can hold their breath for hours. It probably crawled out in a hurry.

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>>2329804
>"Guyz let's save this animal, it is cute :3"
>Throws it away like fucking garbage

>>2330758
>that tail
>those claws
Majestic.

>>2329936
Looks like retained scutes to me. Try feeding more Vitamin E foods like wheatgerm koi pellets, sweet potato, blueberries, and tomato.

>>2330732
Found the actual minidinosaur in this thread

>>2330685
yeah I didn't realize that until I day after I made this post

>>2329808

I feel like the thing forgot why he wanted to floor the dude by the time they hit the road and was just continuing for the sake of tradition at that point.

>>2330685

you seriously think so, after falling that far into water of questionable depth?

if so, what a fucking champ that guy was.

>>2330758
>pleased to meet you office turtle, i am the water turtle.
>perhaps we are no different - your jail is your cubicle, and mine is this tank.

>>2329808
>"See ya, buddy. I'm faster than you after all."

what a dick

>>2329104
No they aren't you imbecile, reptiles and dinosaurs share a common ancestor but they are not the same

>>2329800
>>2330758
I remember a guy here on /an/ posted the photos of his indoor snappping turtle in a turtle related thread. If you are here post some more pics pls anon.

>>2332611
>no fun allowed