Housecats vs Mountain Lions?

too many outdoor cats anyways

>>2327142
>Can someone do a little research for me
we're not going to do your far-fetched thesis paper for you amanda

>>2327142
>Domestic cats.
>Outdoor.
>Die.

Their owners deserve this sorrow and even more.

>>2327142

I wanna fuck one of those

How would anyone even know if it was housecat related without a witness? If a cat trips you down the stairs, they'd think you just slipped on the stairs.

>>2327201
There's only two things here you zoophilic fuck. You fuck one of them, you kill it. You fuck the other and it kills you before or after.

>>2327219
>You fuck the other and it kills you

Not if you kill it first. I've played Red Dead Redemption I know my shit. I'm pretty sure I could fuck a cougar if I found one.

>>2327224
Yeah, their respawn rates are insane. Just watch out for cougar man, he's just as deadly.

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>>2327224
whatever, I bet you wouldn't even know where to put it

>>2327259

In its butt, duh

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>>2327260

>>2327262

what else would you do with it?

>>2327266
I would ignore it

>>2327277

That was never an option