Hi, found this little boogie boy in my sink. I live in the area where brown recluse supposedly live and pictures found on google images are complete shit for identifying a brown recluse as almost every picture is clearly a different spider. Sink cover is probably a bit larger than a coin to give you an idea of scale. It has the darker color line on its back which matches a few of the google images results for a brown recluse.
Another picture.
Sorry for the shitty quality on both my phone is pretty shit.
Image from google image search with a marking on its back like in the pictures I've taken.
So /An/ am I dealing with the "wtf why does this necrosis causing piece of shit live in North America and not Uganda or something" spider?
"Reported cases of brown recluse bites occur primarily in Arkansas, Colorado, Kansas, Missouri, Nebraska, Oklahoma, and Texas. There have been many reports of brown recluse bites in California—though a few related species may be found there, none of these are known to bite humans."
If you live in those states then there's a higher chance that it's a brown recluse spider. Be fucking careful it doesn't bite you
Not what I want to read while at the toilet.
I just kill every spoidah on sight.