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Why is my cat doing this?

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2 years old, neutered, He goes under my blanket and positions his body overtop of my arm and clamps on hard with his teeth. The only way to get him to let go is to stick my fingers in his mouth and pry it open(which causes him to make weird noises in protest). Also he alternates moving each back leg onto the arm then lowering it.
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hes horny
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hungry
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>>2324714
>>2324716
We'll which one is it? I don't feel penis on my arm and I just fed him.
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>that fingernail

i love how /an/ can't stop unintentionally proving how filthy cats and their owners are
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>>2324713
Just use some negative association: vinegar and water in a spray bottle. He'll have to clean himself while tasting vinegar the whole time.
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>>2324721
I also have two dogs, sorry I don't have time to get a manacure like you sally.
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>>2324717

My cat used to do that when he was horny
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>>2324713
The biting is what cats do to hold onto a female while mating.
>>2324717
>I don't feel penis on my arm
Thats because cat dicks are microscopic.
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>>2324732
>don't have time to wash

ftfy, filthy catfag
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HUNGRY
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>>2324796
Jesus. Get her a male cat you perve. Jk but really this post made me laugh out loud. Underrated
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>>2324796
>I have a female that would get all horny and rub her vagina all over me. I actually got a glove and a paper towel and rubbed it on her crotch to get her off so she'd have an orgasm and leave me alone, but I actually just ended up reinforcing the behavior. Now she rolls on her back and spreads her legs whenever I pet her. It's really weird.

Ahahahahaha
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>>2324713
>nobody on /an/ knows about kneading
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>>2324796
/an/ - Animals and Nature
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>>2324796
Just fuck your cat already.
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>>2324796
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Cats are niggers
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>>2324881
>>2324881
>t. worthless shitskin
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>>2324796
never change /an/
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>>2324900
It's t. not
>t.
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>>2324713
>2 years old, neutered,
And you wonder why he hates you?
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>>2324881
Thiss
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>>2324796
I went onto this board by accident and clicked this thread out of curiosity.

Jesus Christ.
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>>2324713
lmao fucking catfags

next time get a pet that isn't shit.
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I used to browse /an/ a few years ago, people only got their panties twisted about outdoor cats, not cats in general. Chill. People have different tastes in pets.

I don't have any advice, but look up cats mating on youtube, OP. It's pretty much just what you're describing, so at least you can rule out hungry.
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>>2324796
>I actually got a glove and a paper towel and rubbed it on her crotch
You finger blast your pets.
>dude.
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>>2324796
kek
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>>2324796
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>>2324796
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>>2325007
>>2324881
So much this.
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>>2324796
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>>2324796
>Now she rolls on her back and spreads her legs whenever I pet her.
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>>2324796
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>>2324796
duude
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>>2324713
Your cat is evil. But that is normal, many cats are evil. That's why most people prefer dogs.
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>>2324796
...nooooooo.
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>>2324796

That's what you get for fingering a pussy
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>>2324796
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>>2324796
>/an/
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>>2324796
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>>2324796
That's enough /an/ for one day.
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>>2324796
>tfw from /g/
>see this
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love bites? my cat is female and will give me little bites now and then. nothing too painful.

also I agree with others. clip and clean your finger nails.
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>>2324796
Anon, what the actual fuck gave you the idea to rub your cats puss puss mORE THAN ONCE?
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>>2324796

I love how every 4chan thead is ten posts or less away from sex on every board. It's 4chan's Godwin Law.
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i would literally stomp on a cat until it died if it bit me
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He wants to fuck the shit out of your arm bro.
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>>2328605
You should get that autism checked out bro
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>>2324796
This is my first time on this board.

This is my last time on this board.
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>>2324732
What a fuckin hilarious response.

>Fuck, they saw my disgusting nails that I trim with my teeth every few weeks. Guess the only way to save face is to dismiss nail cutting as girly manicure stuff.
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>>2328634
>not accepting bites from filthy disgusting vermin is autistic
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>>2324796
First time on this board I see some guys posting deer pictures and making sexual comments.
Second time I see this shit.

What the fuck is wrong with you people ?
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>>2328652
it's natural
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>>2324732
Also having dogs doesn't make you any less of a cat owner
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>>2328638
No but needing to autistically stomp on anything that slights you is. God, you like a fucking tumblrina that has to eliminate anything that even vaguely inconveniences them
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>>2324796
What the fuck
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>>2324713

CLIP

YOUR

FUCKING

NAILS.
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>>2324713
you have fat hands. lose weight and clean your nails you pig
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>>2324796
What?
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>>2324713
You made the mistake of getting a cat. Now you know why there are dog people and there are people who will eventually become dog people. There are no real cat people.
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>>2324732
>I also have two dogs
Probably cat-sized shitzu's or some retarded miniature breed.
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cat owners are a cancer to society
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>>2324796
I just came here to laugh at this
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>>2329306
>I probably should have tired a q tip on my cat but she's super old and I didn't want to hurt her.
Keep posting please
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>>2324796
First time on /an/ and I'mgreeted by this
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>>2324796
Don't fuck cats lol
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>>2324714

Pretty sure it's this. I had a cat doing the same thing and then he would try to start humping my arm.
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>>2324796
this is my first time on this board and what is this
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>>2324796
Oh boy I'm glad I clicked on this thread. 1am taking a shit laughing my ass off.
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>>2324796
Is someone gonna screen cap this shit?
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>>2324796
dude what the fug
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>>2329306
nigger what the fuck
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>>2324796
>/k/ masturbates deer when they go hunting
>/an/ is masturbating cats

what a weird couple
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>>2324796
>>2329306

> catfags are this revolting
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VjbOEe6mXI
Im dying
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>>2324796
>>2329306
I hope you're happy Anon, someone screencapted this and posted it elsewhere as the hottest new meme (probably /v/). /an/ is going to have a new reputation just because of you.

Congrats
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>>2328637
Most men have dirt in their nails from the labour they do like working in the farm
Prissy faggot city boys wouldnt understand
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never forget
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>>2324796
Kek
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>>2324796
>it's really weird

yeah, so is fucking giving your cat an orgasm
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>>2324796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qea04SRtT3s

Hello Christopher Ryan
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>>2330830
>>2330900
include me in the screencap /r/4chan!1!
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>>2324796
/k/ here, laughing at this
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>>2324796
What the fuck.
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>>2324796

I don't even know how the fuck I ended up here, I never come to this board wtf...
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>>2324796
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>>2324713
>you my bitch
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>>2324796
https://youtu.be/6nwhoESzAMU
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>>2324796
dude what the fuck
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cancerous
reddit tier
>put me in the screencap
reaction image thread
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>>2329306
That's literally the cat equivalent of a dildo you dildo'd your goddamn cat what the FUCK
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>>2333002
/an/ is part of the normie board triad
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>>2335040
If you use the word "normie" instead of normalfag you're a normalfag too. Just informing you.
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>>2335040
>bumping a cancerous thread when it's about to fall off the last page
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Well, for how long has your cat showed this behaviour? Does he urinate anywhere else but outside /in the cat litter? Is there any other "odd" ways it behaves? if it's behaviour which started recently then you might want to go to a vet. If its been forever and the cat acts normally in other situations i'd try to not let him under the blanket, or remove my arm before he can position himself. You could also try to encourage good behaviour by giving him treats when he behaves properly (immediately, so keep like, a bag of whatever he likes close by when you're spending time with him) Never yell at him or hit him when he behaves badly, as this will only confuse him and possibly make him more agressive. Maybe play with him more regulary, and cuddle him (when you notice he wants), and talk in a low voice. This will make your bond stronger.. It's hard to give advice when i know nothing about the cat unfortunately.
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>>2324713
Wtf bite him back. See how he likes it
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>>2324796
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>>2335048
>page 7
>about to fall off
>on /an/

it had another 3 weeks or so
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>>2324796
Reminds me of the guy on /k/, I believe, that had the puma and used to finger her when she would go into heat. Said she tasted like peanut butter
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>>2324796
/tv/ here. Top keking, this is movie material
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>>2335070
Then there's the time a guy and his buddy collected doe in heat juice right from the source using a vibrator.

>There's a line between animal husbandry and bestiality, and you just flew over it on a 4 wheeler at 80mph.

/k/ and /an/ were made for each other.
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>>2335076
I don't know how I don't have that one, but here's a different story of the eternal bond of /k/ and /an/
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>>2335432
RIP Goat
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>>2335432
damn I was hoping for some more bestiality
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>>2335070
No, he said she tasted like sourdough bread with a little butter on it. I was there in the thread.
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>>2335432
o7
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>>2324713
>I castrated an animal why does it still display sexual characteristics and behaviors REEEE
God this board is fucking retarded.
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>>2324796
>>2329306
WTF I just watched a bunch of videos of owners masturbating their cats.
Thank you for ruining cats for me.
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>>2324796
I CAN'T BREATHE
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>>2335432
And on the search for birds laughing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE8PTMSFMUg
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>>2324796
This pasta never gets old.
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>>2324796
>a cat if fine too
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>>2330808
yeah and most men don't have 10 inched fingernails either
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>>2324796
i just
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>>2324796
Posting in epic thread
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>>2324796
The fuck
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>>2324796
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>>2324796
include me in the screeencap, hi mom, hi /r/4chan
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>>2324796
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>>2335076
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>>2324796
>leave /k/
>go to /an/
>this is the first post I see
>leave /an/
>go to /k/
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You ignorant fools it's a legit procedure setting off your cat!
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>>2336218
>says the fag finger banging a fucking cat
Yeah, completely normal. Nothing to see here folks.
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>>2324796
/fit/ here, just stopping in to see the show
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>>2324796
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>>2336210
The patrician choice. Deer are objectively more aesthetic.
Good luck with your "hunt", /k/omrad.
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>>2324796
holly fuc
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>>2324796
not yet
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>>2324796
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>>2324713
I have bad news.
Your pet is a cat, there is nothing you can do, you must put it down and get a less shitty pet
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>>2329306
Am I going to jail for watching this you sick bastard?
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>>2329858
wtf

how does it stay on
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>>2330800
Yup
>>>/v/371163023
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>>2324796
son
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>>2324796
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>>2324796
fresh
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my cat bites me when I pet him too sometimes and he has been neutered
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>>2324796
>I actually got a glove and a paper towel and rubbed it on her crotch to get her off so she'd have an orgasm and leave me alone, but I actually just ended up reinforcing the behavior. Now she rolls on her back and spreads her legs whenever I pet her. It's really weird.

I came here to laugh at this
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>>2324796
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREEN CAP.

Also, you disgust me.
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>>2324796
/vg/ here
that sounds kinda hot
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>>2324796
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>>2324796
coming to this board was a mistake
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>deleted
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>>2338755
It really could only end this way.
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Enjoy being remembered as the cat fingering board
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>>2338762
this is our legacy
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>>2338762
>implying q-tip lovemaking hasn't been a thing for years

Bruh.
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>>2338762
Is thay the worst thing you can say about /an/?
Stick around a while. You'll learn some things about animal "husbandry".
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Hello /an/ this is /v/.

[spoiler]Cat masturbator.[/spoiler]
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God fucking damnit, /an/
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>>2324721
t. never had a job
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>>2335070
>>2335512
That sounds absolutely disgusting

link plz
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>>2339151
>Disgusting
Pleb.
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>>2339259
>"look at me, I'm acting like sexually abusing animals is cool, I'm so edgy and funny amirite?
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>>2335432
;_;7
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>>2339260
>acting
>"sexually abusing" meme
Pleb.
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>>2336208
SweatingMan.jaypeg

I just want to be into vanilla shit for once, please God.
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Don't want to start a new thread for this. Had to leave my cat with a friend while I am away for work. Will she remember me after a year?
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>>2339275
>>2339259
>hurr durrr I've been proved wrong and the only thing I can resort to is name calling, but I'm still edgy and kewl, right guise?
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>>2339304
Yes. My mother's cats remembered me after I spent three years away from them.
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>>2339305
>Still thinks I'm joking
>Still thinks I'm being edgy
>Thinks he proved anything.
Are you actually this dense? Take a step back and remember where you are.
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>>2339319
>Take a step back and remember where you are.
holy fuck can you literally not stop being edgy?
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>>2339319
>totally not bragging about sexually abusing animals in order to be cool and edgy
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>>2339259
>>2339260
>>2339275
>>2339305
>>2339323
>>2339329
Just fuck each other already.
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>>2339323
Okay so "do you know where you are" meme is now edgy? Thanks for the upd8 m8.

>>2339329
You were already pushing it by saying fucking animals is edgy, but now it's cool too? Seek help.

>>2339337
Only if he's a female puma with a bread and butter pussy.
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>>2339339
>Okay so "do you know where you are" meme is now edgy?
it's "where do you think you are" you LITERAL retard edgefag/newfag, fuck off
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>>2339341
>/an/
>Calling someone a newfag
>Being such an insufferable pedant.
Apply yourself. I'm barely feeling trolled right now.
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>>2339343
>j-just because this is /an/ means i don't have to lurk on the site!!!!!!
i really, truly hope this is bait
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>>2339347
Either you're the one baiting, or you don't understand that /an/ is never linked to from off of 4chan, so even knowing about it means you've been around a while. Calling newfag on any slow board is a sign of retardation.

This is just getting tedious. Are you going to rustle my jimmies or what? I'm going soft over here.
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>>2339357
>or you don't understand that /an/ is never linked to from off of 4chan, so even knowing about it means you've been around a while.
are you seriously this fucking retarded? being linked to a fucking board means you're not new? you know there's a board directory, right?
what i corrected you on also wasn't a fucking /an/ meme, i can't believe you're so new you can't follow basic logic holy shit

>i-i'm not wrong, you're just trolling me!!!!!
literal reddit logic, please go back
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>>2339359
There's no need to be upset, friend.
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>>2339360
it's
too
easy
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>>2339361
You should tell a professional about your anger issues then.
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>>2339364
i was referring to the fact that you went from "stop trolling me" to "why you mad" in 2 seconds
newfags are always this easy
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>>2339367
>Assumed I was joking about fucking animals.
>Only response is le edge maymay.
>I try to bait stronger trolls.
>Zero creativity; resorts to newfag insults.
>Sick of your weak effort, call troll.
>Are you seriously fucking fuck fucking can't believe you're so new holy shit!!1
>Claims to not be mad.
I've been trolled harder by Gentoo users on /g/.
I've been trolled harder by spambots on /trash/.
I've been trolled harder by czfags on /k/.
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>>2339417
>still trying to prove a point
Aguing on here is just like winning the special Olympics. You may have won, but you're still retarded.
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>>2339425
My only point is that I'm genuinely disappointed.
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>>2339417
>he shifted back into his "i'm not wrong, s-stop trolling" mentality
wew lad this is pathetic on every level
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>>2325007
Such as...?
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>>2339417
>>I try to bait stronger trolls.
>m e r e l y
Quit while you're ahead.
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>>2339442
Ever since "going soft" I've only been depressed at your lack of effort.

>>2339446
Read the reply chain. I thought I was being too obvious. Maybe I was, and he knew the whole time? I don't know. It was a complete letdown regardless. I expected subtly and got glorified shitposts. Maybe he's from /v/, it would explain a lot.
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>>2339440
Oh, Ok. I get it, you're "le epic ruse man".
Regardless you need a role model. /an/ is not real good for that, maybe you should try one of the other boards you mentioned, maybe somebody can do some charity work. Good luck.
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>>2339449
>I've only been depressed at your lack of effort.
your last "worthwhile" reply was "why you mad"
hurry up and lurk more so you don't end up embarrassing yourself again
>i know how to read a board directory!!!!! i'm not new!!!!!!!
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>>2339449
>Read the reply chain. I thought I was being too obvious.
No, you were being retarded and got called out on it, then tried to save face by pulling the "merely pretending" card. Holy shit, why are you trying to protect your pride on a fucking anonymous board? He's fucking right, you are new.
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>>2339451
>>2339458
I wasn't trying to ruse shit. I was trying to get trolled because getting shit on by anons is my fetish. If he put in a good effort I'd pretend to be btfo as I blew my load. I figured that saying I fucked animals would get a stronger response than what I got.

>>2339454
Thanks sweetie but saying the same thing over and over again doesn't give it stronger weight.
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>>2339473
>HE'S STILL TRYING
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>>2339473
>guise I was just pretending to be retarded I swear!
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>>2339476
>>2339488
Even after floor tile guy and Ohiofucker you people still don't understand.
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>>2339492
I understand that some faggot got called out, and now they are desperately trying to validate thier ignorance by claiming they were saying stupid shit on purpose.
Take from that whatever you will, it's autism either way.
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>>2339495
It's all fun and games until your post is in a printed out screencap with cum all over it.
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>>2339524
>worries about this
>>2339492
>giving a fuck about who these people are
Anon I think you are taking this place too seriously. It's either time for an intervention, or you need back on your meds
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>>2339533
Autists are pretty serious about their fetishes.
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>>2330808

I work manual labor and keep my nails short so they don't get shit under them. I also scrape them clean with my knife if they are long enough to get crud under them.

Basic fucking hygiene is easy.
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>>2324721
>implying dogs (and by associations) arent disgusting abominations

>KYS
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>>2324862
Did I miss something or do I not need to know?
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>>2330800
>>2330830
>>2339936
Never mind, I don't need to know.
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>>2339899
>using a knife to clean your fingernails
>basic hygiene
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>>2340489
>filename
edge is for picking stuff under the nail, ribbed part is to file your nail
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>>2340489

I'm not carrying a fucking nail clipper with me at work. I have a knife in my pocket, it gets the job done until I get home.
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>>2340617
Yeah and if you cut yourself with it that wouldn't be very good for your hygiene would it? It's probably better just to wait till you get home to clean your nails.
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>>2340816
Not even that anon but if you can't do something like clean your nails with a knife without cutting yourself you have no business owning one outside of the kitchen
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>>2324713
I bite my dog sometimes. Just his ears or his tail until he yelps. At first it was because of the advice from Snowdogs but now I cant go a day without hearing him cry. Utter delight.
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>>2339323
>Autist sperging out
>all he can say is edgy
Pleb.
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>>2340820
You'd fuck up eventually with it. Then you've just cut your finger with a dirty knife with crud under your fingernails on it.
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>>2340836
Should I no longer walk because I'll eventually trip?
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>>2340836

My motor control function are perfectly fine. How fucking terribly spastic do you have to be to cut yourself with a knife in that situation?
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>>2324713
Mating behaviour, your cat is trying to fuck your arm, you need to assert your dominance by fucking him before he can fuck you
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>>2328652
>cat people
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>>2340844
>>2340973
You don't think you'll fuck up eventually? I wouldn't risk it just for some crud in my fingers
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>>2341304
It's not like I'm carrying a razor sharp butcher knife covered in plague in my pocket. It's an old clip pocket knife that I keep reasonably clean that is sharp where is needs to be and relatively dull elsewhere. You use the duller areas to clean under the fingernails
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How the fuck did this get so pruned that i cant read the thread? Is /an/ reddit?
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I've never been to this board before today

And I don't think I'm ever coming back
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>>2341320
>Is /an/ reddit?
>doesn't recognize /an/'s oldest pasta
>totally not a newfag fresh from reddit
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>>2341337
I just ended up in /an/ because clover defaults here, i don't know what you people do here.

Question still stands, this thread is full of holes
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>>2341339
mods deleted a pasta post. There's enough quotes of it to tell you what it was.
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>>2341339
Dumb mobileposter.
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>>2341344
Is actually not bad, just started using it today
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>>2324713
lmao stop being your cats bitch op


how is it possible to be this pathetic holy shit
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>>2324713
This is the shit that makes dog owners pity cat owners. Learn to dominate your animals or they will dominate you.
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>>2341382
>>2341380

Thats simply not true. Most pet interactions are not ones of contested dominance. You are assuming one individuals behavior indicates a socially aggressive nature within the whole species. If that were true, either cats wouldn't be pets or honey-badgers would be.
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>>2324721
You know they own dogs too right? Just goes to show that dogfags just use ignorance to put down people who like cats.
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>>2341460
>and vice versa
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>>2324796
thank you /int/ for bring me here
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>>2329763
It's the only board relationship that /k//an/ work.
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>>2341534

They deleted ebin post?
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maybe drop the neckband
definitely grant him access to the outdoors
never have problems again
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