Post snakes.

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Thai temple viper

>>2321226
What is this one?

>>2321331
Calamaria schlegeli

Hungry Skeleton Sneks ITT

relevant anagrams:
Gentleness Honky Rusk

Sleekness Hungry Knot

Sleekness Grunt Honky

Keenness Throng Sulky

Serenely Thong Skunks

Lengthen Yores Skunks

Greenly Hotness Skunk

Shekels Gunnery Knots

Kennel Grossest Hunky

Kennels Kens Yoghurts

Kernels Hotness Gunky

Keenly Songster Hunks

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I saw this ball python at PetSmart. My brother held it and I petted it. Very calm snake. Good experience.

>>2321224
>>2321227
requesting more snakes that look like very very thin hoses

my amel corn snake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYGASyRMcb4&index=5&list=PL8lX3B-BjSB2QKwTXse8HqyIjOzcnlXuo&t=121s

>>2321378
Adorable

>>2321224
that snek could play a very convincing shoelace

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>>2321345

Damn evolution y u so vicious looking

>>2322293
Snakes look fucking goofy, they're only scary because they strike so fast.

>>2321224
>Sneks*

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Taking my snake out on the town

>>2321336
Cute snek

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>>2321772

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>>2321224

>>2321232
Gorgeous desu

>>2322309
What a pretty snek.

>>2321389
No. Post thicc sneks.

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>>2323380

>>2323384
>dat mean look
>dat girth
>dat dorsal pattern constrasting with the hourglass sides

Gaboon Vipers are 10/10 snek waifu material

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>>2323385
n-nani?

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>>2321224

>>2323384
They have one for sale a few miles from me in an exotic reptile shop (England). It's such a stunning animal but you need a license to keep it obviously.

They also have a Mangrove snake in a vivarium on the counter which is also beautiful, an alligator for £2000 which has a turtle in its enclosure. Pretty cool.

>>2324888
>you need a license to keep it obviously.
>you need a license to keep it legally.

I've met a couple convicted felons in the US that keep gaboons/rhinos. Only need a license if you get caught. You're way more likely to get killed than caught.

>>2322293
evolution isn't real... In the beginning, GOD created the heavens and the earth, then on day 6, he created land animals. Its really not hard to understand.

>>2324888
what don't you need a license for in england?

>>2324989
It's doing it from two sides though, and a snake is basically all muscle; so it kinda makes sense

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>>2321224

>>2326477
Gorgeous animal.

so I've never owned a reptile before, but I've always taken great care of my pets and have always wanted a tube dude so I'm gonna do it this summer. What kind would you guys reccomend? Preferably something medium/small that I don't need to feed giant mice or anything

>>2326497
Western Hognose.

They don't get large, feed easy, grow slow, do well in low humidity.

>>2326497
well you're going to have to feed a snake feeder mice of sorts at least.

a small aquatic snake like some sort of garter could maybe live off fish? I'm not sure about that though

>>2321378
They make great first snakes. I used to keep mine in my shirt and just chill on the couch. Got me out of a traffic ticket when I was taking him to the vet (in my shirt) and got pulled over for a tail light. As soon as he poked his head out the cop ran off. Apparently he had a phobia of snakes. Laughs were had.

>>2326497
the size of the stuff you need to feed grows with the animal of course, a young snake gets pinky mice for example, so you have time to adapt to feeding larger stuff as your snake grows

>>2324951
Back to Australia

>>2326497
>giant mice
its so weird to look back on this and remember I thought the same way, and now think nothing of feeding my snakes fucking pigs

>>2326221
so pure

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After I fed this little guy it'll come out of its hide like it wants to feed again, looking like it's ready to strike again.
Is hungry or just doing snake shit?
I currently have it on frozen rat hoppers, I feel like if I fed it two it would be way too much food for it.

>>2327506
it's still in food mode right after eating. just leave it lone because snakes are opportunistic and will overeat if you let them.

>>2327526
Do snakes get fat? Not in the cartoony big round belly sense, but thick?

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>>2327590
Yes, you can overfeed snakes and they get fat and it's not healthy for them.

Picture unrelated, puff adders are just naturally this fat.

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>>2323385
Came here to post this

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>>2327795
gaboon vipers are cute! CUTE!

>>2321377
>Keenly Songster Hunks
Great name for a ironic boys' band.

>>2326497
Male Ball Python. Biggest they usually get is 1k grams, come in a huge amount of colors, and are like cute pet rocks.

my ball python will do this little thing where it sticks its head out of it's hide, slowly slithering out like it's going to explore it's enclosure only to rapidly retract it's entire body back into the hide
It's does this for about an hour at times, in and out in and out.
Is something in my room scaring it?

>>2327824
>mfw I'll never kiss that snoot right under the thorns
Why live

What are some chill snakes to get?

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Somebody has snake thread?

>>2327506
How much does yours weigh? Mines 225 grams and she does good with the smallest of small feeder rats. Only once a week. Uses only about 1/3 of her body to wrap around it so I'm not worried about it being to big

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>>2328852
too* and here's a pic of her

>>2322285
chuck it like a frisbee

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I WOULD PREFER THE STAMPEDES TO TAKE PLACE SOMEWHERE OUTSIDE OF SNEKK SPACE

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Thirsty snek.

>>2327590
I dont want to shill for the guys channel but this place he went to has several obese snakes in it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EixvBs_VQU&t=705s

>>2321331
Red-headed Reed snake.

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Filip the Hexis snake

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https://files.catbox.moe/ipsj3e.webm

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snakes

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>>2327824
a cute

here's one I found last week

>>2333444
Baby kingsnake?

>>2333731
Liophis poecilogyrus, from south america
common name is peñarol snake

>>2331311
Snakes drink now? What in the woooorld

>>2332383
>Plop

Too true

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>>2334349
>animals require water to stay alive
stop the presses

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>>2333434
>I am a SNEAKY SNEK

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I found this baby last week. it has black scales under the eye which makes the eyes look huge