What the fuck is thier problem?

Theyre ornary cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush to brush them with

They're more afraid of you than you are of them.

>>2317926
Goose poster detected, we both know you're lying.

>>2317914
The medulla OBLONGATA!!!

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>>2317964
Geese are sweet little silly birdies. Have a heart.

>>2317865
nothing. you're just a pussy who can't handle a real alpha acting animal

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>>2317964
No way, I'm a human just like you.
Just because we-I mean they want to kill everyone within 100 feet of them doesnt mean they are evil. HONK

>>2318068
>kill everyone within 100 feet
...He's human alright. Not an ambitious one but human nontheless.

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>Human wakes up and sees intruder in his house
>Human calls police
>Police come with their tasers and stun the intruder with 50,000 volts
>Lock the intruder in prison

Meanwhile:
>Goose wakes up and sees intruder on his territory
>Runs towards intruder in a "scary" manner to harmlessly shoo them away
>Hopes the intruder learnt his lesson but doesn't hold a grudge against them

Who's the real bad guy here?

I had a pet goose that was a better pet than most people's dogs.

Basketballers are terrified of them too.

>>2317865
They're persecuted. People on /an/ hate them for some weird reason so they're forced to lash out.

Are geese supposed to have humansized poops
There is so much poop in my backyard

>>2318159
I think somebody is just shitting in your yard.
Is it a nice yard? I'd probably shit in it too.

>>2318092
The intruder

I have this fantasy where a goose tries to attack my cat so I grab it by the neck and slam its body on the ground until it dies

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>>2318197
That's...clever. You must be good at riddles.

>>2318159
Yeah they're rabid green dookie machines

You know who I feel sorry for are the docile Cackling Geese who look almost exactly like their Canada counterparts they get confused for them and suffer the brunt of peoples' hatred when it's not at all deserved.

>>2318163
Pehraps
Although my yard is fenced
>>2318230
These poops are not green my friend

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I didn't fucking know they love getting petted this much.

That's insanely cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNK6GpP5iZc

>>2318331
Everything loves getting petted.

>>2318465
Not selvatic cats

>>2318331
>it'sa me

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>>2318465

No, not everything. Especially not on the head.

I mean cats for example are really anal about places where you as human are ~allowed~ to pet and where you either get them to leave or just fucking bite you in a flash.

>>2318482
It depends on the cat. I had this giant shaggy furball that loved flopping around and getting his belly rubbed. He was a strange cat all around, however.

>>2317926
Bullshit.

>>2318482
My cat doesn't mind the occasional belly rub, but it was raised with a bunch of dogs so it's more playful and friendly than an average cat. She'll roll over and bat at the passing dogs and accept a belly rub from a human. The dogs though she doesn't like messing with her stomach

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>>2318465

>>2319163
I had a cat like that once, too.

Then I had a cat that would maul your hand if it even looked like you were thinking about touching his belly.

And our third cat is a bit of both.

Cats are a strange species.

Realtalk, though. Don't go and pet strange dogs on the head. It might take a little while, because a good portion of the dogs you meet will be well-socialised, but one day you'll get one who thinks you're going to attack them when your hand goes above their eyes so they'll bite first.

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>>2318092

>Rare heron, egret, or wood duck, etc wake up in their territory
>50 HONK HONKERS land all around him
>"HONK HONK THIS TURF IS OURS NOW HONK"

>>2318482
my parents cats love belly rubs. it's just a matter of how much the cat trusts you to let you near that vulnerable area.

I would've used a reptile as an example of something that doesn't particularly enjoy pets even though some individuals can

>>2318482
also the
>omfg yaaass
area is making them horny. stop petting cats there

>>2318331
an this is how whole villages get wiped out from a brid flu virus and mutants from a human virus. takes about 48 hours to kill an entire family.

>>2318092
>10 Chilling Photos Taken Right Before Death

>>2317865
Geese are territorial because they are a delicious walking dinner. They aren't as fast or nimble as ducks so they have to compensate defense by being aggressive shits.

If you imprint on them as hatchlings they will be your best friend.

>>2317926
I don't think it's possible for anything to be more scared of me than I am of geese

>>2318217
Cats and cat people are crazy fucks. Cats Don't Care About you, But A goose, If Raised With You Will Love THE FUCK Out Of you!!!

>>2320896
Ho

Fuck Geeses, when I was a kid I hated how I was told NOT to punch, kick or even STRANGLE the fucks if they bothered me with their pecks waiting for the stupid boat to NYC.

>>2317865
I caught one when I was eleven and tried to take it home. You dont understand how much I liked birds. They are tenacious as fuck, I still remember getting knocked down by them.

>>2317865
https://youtu.be/4G7QFzxcl0M
I don't know,but it can be solved with 20 pounds of bobcat.

>>2321856
t. psychopath