Yo /an/, hold my octopus for a second.

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nah m8

>>2316846
So this guy is dead now, right?

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>>2316846
What kind of sick bstard gives an octopus to a baby?1

>>2316957
Probably debeaked or some BS

Don't ask me how someone would go about making such a small critter safe for handling.

>>2317203
it's not like it can bite someone's finger off

>>2316846
Hell naw, I like living.

>>2316957
Idk. How big does it have to be to actually inject a venomous bite?

>>2317207
Blue-ringed octopus is incredibly venomous.

Im going for SCUBA cert later this year and getting bitten by one of these is my biggest fear

k, gimme.

>>2316846
>Within five to ten minutes, the victim begins to experience parasthesias and numbness, progressive muscular weakness and difficulty breathing and swallowing. Nausea and vomiting, visual disturbances and difficulty speaking may also occur. In severe cases, this is followed by flaccid paralysis and respiratory failure, leading to unconsciousness and death due to cerebral anoxia. Interestingly, the victim's heart continues to beat until extreme asphyxia sets in. Some victims report being conscious, but unable to speak or move. They may even appear clinically dead with pupils fixed and dilated.

Nah son

>>2317284
Where do you live/dive? Cause they aren't everywhere.

>>2316846
The oct. Is probably dead.

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>>2316846
Looks dericious, thanks anon.

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>>2317207
Anon the blue ring is known as a stupidly venemous octopus. There is no antivenom and it paralyzes your body working it's way to your lungs so if you don't get strapped to a breathing machine within 10mins of being bit you'll die from asphyxiation.