Name a more evolutionarily perfect animal

>>2315108

They're chubby and cute

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>>2315108
>Oldest living specie

You have already lost

>>2315108
Tardigrades aren't even extremophiles.
They are only resistant when they are in a dessicated dormant state. They can't actually live in anything but damp moss. There are many other species with much wider ranges of environments they can live in.

>>2315176
you are right
I am pretty resistant in my dormant state too
Last week, my Dog was barking at my face at night, because the neighbour's cats were fighting in my garden, and I didn't even notice it.

I'm pretty sure I am as great, if not greater , than a tardigrade

>>2315172
your pic shows a T. longicaudatus, but T. cancriformis is considered to be the oldest species.
well, even that is debatable..

>>2315108
>evolutionarily perfect
what does that mean?

>curling up into a ball and basically dying until conditions improve
I do this every week, where's my thread OP?

These fuking animals dont even exsit, tell me when have yall seen one other than in a pic?? Never! Theyre make belive like aliens

>>2315387
they grow big enough to see with the naked eye, get some moss and put it in a clear bowl over a white sheet of paper and stare, it's not that hard to find one. amoeba too

oh and put water in the bowl

>>2315395
Pretty cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHsVyb_VfeA

>>2315172
>Doesn't know the singular of species is still species
Opinion discarded

they reproduce, so they do in fact die.

Come back when your jellyfish tier

>>2315488
>gets eaten
>dies
This applies to pretty much all organisms, but whatever

>>2315108
>die never

They do die though.

>>2315194
How do you even know that happened if you weren't aware of it?

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>>2315108

>>2316063
>"wisdom" teeth
>appendix
>evolutionarily perfect

>>2315108
hydra

>>2317281
>the capability to out-think life's limitations and obtain perfection

boi

fuck off with this meme animal

>>2317281

Those things are only problems because of modern living.

Appendicitis is a result of sitting on a toilet to shit. True facts.

>>2317281
People with normal genes never have any problems with their wisdom teeth. Everyone in my family has theirs. Healthy wisdom teeth masterrace.

>>2318737
>true facts
Haha, no. The myth that squatting is healthier than sitting is a naturalistic fallacy. If you're willing to dispel the misconception, it's a 10 minute read. https://skeptoid.com/blog/2015/09/26/squatty-potty/

>>2318790
it's an appeal from nature

>>2315172
Triops, alright. Did my 6th grade science project on them. Got an A.

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If tardigrades are "perfect" these fine ladies are just as good

>>2318790
That guy did nothing but say the advertisement of one product uses questionable reasearch.
It's only a naturalistic fallacy if you say it's better because it's natural, nobody said that.

>>2317281
I think when an organism has the ability to destroy the planet it's on but is smart enough not to you're pretty much at the top.

>>2315387
It's easy to find moss. And if you have a shot tier microscope you can see them. I Google how to find tardegrades and was astonished at how easy and abundant these ducking tiny six legged beats are.

You're just a fucking plebb as faggot!

>>2315321
Kek

>>2315321
Made me laugh

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>>2315172

>Triops is a genus of small crustaceans in the order Notostraca (tadpole shrimp). Some species are considered living fossils, with a fossil record that reaches back to the late Carboniferous, 300 million years ago. One species, Triops longicaudatus, is commonly sold in kits as a pet.
>One species, Triops longicaudatus, is commonly sold in kits as a pet.
>commonly sold in kits as a pet

Holy shit why is fate so cruel?

>survive for 300 million years
>your prize is to become a disposable pet toy for kids