i just had this convo with an online vet assistant (bot)

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vet: Welcome!
What's going on with your cat?
>you: she's meowing like she's in heat
vet: I'll do all I can to help.
What seems to be the problem with the cat?
>you: are you like a bot?
vet: I'll do all I can to help.
Where does the cat seem to hurt?
>you: are you a real person or a bot?
vet: Yes, I'm a bot.
I make the process of talking to the vet more efficient and more affordable by asking all the intake questions required to get you an answer quickly.
Can you see anything that looks wrong or different?
>you: fuck off
vet: OK.
To minimize me, please click the down arrow at the top right corner of this box.
>you: just kidding lol
>my cat is actually spayed but she meows like shes in heat
vet: Is the cat eating normally?
>you: yes
vet: OK. No appetite problems.
Is the cat having trouble peeing or pooing?
>you: she shits on the fucking roof
>like on top
vet: How is the cat behaving differently?
>you: she shits on top of the roof, she meows, she gets super paranoid when you get close to her, sometimes hisses if you try to pet her
vet: What is the cat's name and age?
>you: whhy do you give a fuck?
vet: Is there anything else important you think the Veterinarian should know about the cat?
>you: kill yourself
vet: OK. Got it. I'm sending you to a secure page on JustAnswer so you can place the $5 fully-refundable deposit now. While you're filling out that form, I'll tell the Veterinarian about your situation and then connect you two.