Guys what's wrong with my dog?

It's too cute. You should take it to the vet to make sure everything is OK.

- it's disgusting
- it carries diseases
- you're touching its disgusting disease-filled genitalia

It's shiny

>>2310091
well for starters it looks a little autistic. have fun with your disabled dog anon

>>2310091
Your bald slimy shell dwelling dog is fine, OP. However, it looks like it might need more calcium in it's diet. Get it a cuttle bone to munch on, you can get them at any pot store, you don't need a special cuttle bone, you can use the same kind sold for parrots.

>>2310091

The french want to eat it.

>>2310091
if I remove your shell, will you die?

>>2310235
it would be extremely painful.

>>2310235
It's a pretty big dog...

>>2310260
U U U U

>>2310091
That's an illegal dog

Everything looks all good.

Your woofer is CUTE

nice pug

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>>2310091
Women holding atypical animals general?

Your doggo is cute as fuck OP.

Does it like to shower?
I've heard that breed does.

sprinkle salt on your dog to make it better

>>2310249
2uu

Been wanting to buy one.
Where do I can get one in Europe?

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I'm sorry OP, but your dog is a bit slow.

>>2310093
get a trip snailhater

>>2310800
aww I thought you said women holding atypical animal GENITALS

>>2311176
local restauraunts

Is it impossible to get a GALS in Burgerland? They're really cute and I want one but they seem to be very illegal

>>2310091
imagine being a snail slithering around on that woman's bare chest, gently suckling her areola

>>2311176
literally every expo

>>2311266
Jesus fuck anon

>>2311266
Snails actually have movable plates covered in thousands of tiny teeth which they use to rasp at food, like rubbing sandpaper over a steak.

As the snail gets bigger, these plates also scale appropriately. A 2"-3" GALS doesn't hurt when it "bites" but you can definitely feel it, one the size of in the OP would likely feel like a cat's tongue but instead of floppy it would be rigid.

It would cause irritation and soreness to the nipples quite easily.

>>2310093
>- it's disgusting

So is your cat.

>- it carries diseases

So does your cat.

>- you're touching its disgusting disease-filled genitalia

Your cat probably rubs its ass on you like every other cat. Your dog eats its own feces and licks you a minute later.

>>2312042
>Your dog eats its own feces
Majority of the time this is because of negligent owners buying a shit tier food, not because all dogs have a predisposition towards eating thier own shit.
But I get your point, people in glass houses and all that.

>>2310091
Well, for starters, your dog has is a hermaphrodite and it's genitals are on its face. It also shoots love darts.

>>2312050
It's not my fault people stuff their beasts on dry corn kibble 24/7 without a smudge of critical thought toward their animal's long term health.

If you do that shit with exotic animals, they die. Simple as that. It's an easy shit test.

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>>2310091
Is very qute
Can I hold it?

>>2310091
needs more salt

>>2310800
The little bugger is saying.
>Tell me another horror story.

>Alright then, this one time a chinese.
>NO! Ah! NOT them!! "flashbacks" of war.

It's an invasive species

>>2311915
Yo dawg... you been letting that snail suck yo nipples?

Sounds like you know an awful lot, a suspicious amount of snail knowledge.