ITT: Aquatic nightmare fuel
>>2307502
What kind of fish is that?
>>2307525
Monkfish
>>2307525
Just waiting for ya to step on me
>>2307502
F
>>2307530
There supposedly really tasty.
>>2307530
It's like a supersized scarified Asian moth catfish.
>>2307516
>tfw sarlaacs are real
>>2307590
>this has happened to humans
>>2307762
I bet that drives the girl pelicans wild.
>>2307502
/vg/ here.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/264710/
>>2307762
Can someone explain what's going on here?
>>2307530
>filename
Nice
Gulper Eel
>>2307762
wtf u want
>>2307790
It's stretching its pouch like the filename said. The neck's pushing through the pouch, turning it inside out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPIrFkyHlFs
Goblin shark!
>>2307862
I've seen this a million times before, but never noticed the prey's "okay" face.
F.
>>2307925
It was a dead fish they were using to bait it for the shot
>>2307507
heard you talkin shit nigga
>>2307782
Subnautica is not in the least bit scary. Everything glows like the vegas strip.
>>2307741
Yup
https://youtu.be/AEtbFm_CjE0
>>2307739
>>2308207
WHAT the fuck is that?
>>2308207
That's a strange looking penis, m8
>>2307833
lol mhbro
>>2308112
well THAT'S fucking horrifying
>>2307790
It's a pelican being gross because that's what they do.
>>2308586
Look up the byford dolphin accident if you think that's bad.
>>2308112
>All those imperial unit garbage
>>2308429
looks like the siphon of a burried clam
>>2308207
The Vaginapenisfish
>>2308596
Jesus fucking Christ, I didn't think something like that was possible, a dude fucking exploded??? Imagine witnessing something like that holy shit
Those poor bastards
>>2308024
underrated
>>2308626
poor feesh, absolutely deflated
>>2308207
>>2308626
>>2308649
More cool than nightmarish.
Heck, it kind of look like Dino-fish hybrid from Dragon Ball Z.
>>2308659
I just posted it cause I had it. It's the same guy, he's a Russian fisherman who tweets the shit he pulls up sometimes. Pretty neat.
https://twitter.com/rfedortsov
>>2308659
also, it's a lumpsucker.
They turn orange in breeding season, so yeah, I guess they do go super saiyan.
Two eyes
>>2308696
I want to fuck it
>>2307530
>>2307592
taste like lobsta
>>2307502
>''Thanks for not aborting me mom!''
>>2308986
What is that thing on the right on the white shark?
>>2308597
haha get fucked yuropoor
>>2308986
crocodiles are awesome, whales are scary though
>>2307525
Monkfish.
>>2307502
Fun fact: they are called "rape" in spanish
Also goddamn good fish, very expensive tho.
>>2309272
Looks like another shark
>tfw literally too scared to kayak on a lake
>>2309441
Oh now i see.
>>2308697
Frilled sharks are cute and there's nothing you can do to convince me otherwise
>>2309462
Don't worry, they float.
>>2309462
Like the Great Lakes or something?
>>2307590
Imagine if you were a human and that happened to you
Scary stuff
>>2308692
Interesting, it looks like some form of early flounder. Is it related to flounders?
>>2310334
It's a halibut, duder. You tell me.
>>2307502
>I am the lucid dream, the monster in your nightmares, the Fiend of a Thousand Faces, Cower before my true form! BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GOD OF DEATH!! MADNESS WILL CONSUME YOU!!
>>2307502
I remember fishing those in runescape, I had like 100,000 of them
>>2308024
overrated
>>2311369
Deflated
>>2309750
That's not an abstract fear, GL can be fucking crazy.
>>2312458
t. edmund fitzgerald
[Bubbles Angrilly]
>>2312555
>oh my god jay! it's a baby fuckin whaaale!
>>2312555
There is nothing remotely terrifying of natures retard of the sea.
Look at the fucking thing, it can't defend itself from anything.
Stupid fucking thing. If I ever see one I'll kick it right in its stupid fishy balls.
>>2312555
These things are cute and harmless.
>>2308688
The fuck is that?
>>2312563
It may not be the smartest fish out there, but underwater things that are big are still even a little scary just for being big and underwater
>>2307593
looks like a rock catfish
>>2307741
most times it is not this violent, usually divers bodys will inevitable plug, or partially plug the hole, the pressure is to strong to escape and they suffocate. scary death
>>2312606
looks like a chimaera
>>2307590
>alienresurrection.gif
>>2308986
Call me a fucking pussy, but that seaweed in the middle is the only thing that scares me out of that group.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnA5DT3ilQw
>you can't even see it until it's only a couple yards away from you
>>2309328
whales are scary because they're big but you have to understand they are as smart as you, and do not wish to harm you, in fact I think there are instances in the past of whales saving people
>>2312557
I chuckled
>>2312846
Fish bottom right will attack anything and everything. Last summer a girl was dipping her feet in the lake and one came right up and swallowed her foot. Got some cuts but still terrifying
>>2312563
leave the special needs fish alone
>ctrl+f
>no bobbit worm
I'm disappointed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_7ByiYbCYM
>>2312881
What's the name?
>>2312968
Basking Shark. The filename is wrong, the basking shark has the "snout" you can see at the front of the animal, but the Megamouth does not. Both the Megamouth and Basking sharks feed off of krill and are supposed to be pretty harmless.
http://www sharks-world com/basking_shark/
>>2312960
>those shitty added soundeffects
>that crappy music
I hate everything american
>>2312960
Classic thread.
http://www.michiganreefers.com/forums/advanced-topics/84173-bobbit-worm-chronicles.html
>>2312991
Yeah, as an american I find alot of our nature shows so boring because of all the stupid shit they add to keep the 80IQ people attached
>>2312960
why the fuck do they keep repeatedly calling them "sand strikers"
>>2312991
Lots of Americans don't like that shit either.
I would much rather listen to based David Attenborough myself.
>>2312968
It's a type of pike. They're extremely aggressive and have earned the title of water wolves. If be more afraid to encounter a massive one of these during summer when they're really hungry than a shark.
>>2312480
Fuck that's horrifying
>>2312991
This meme still going?
>>2308697
of course it fucking speaks Russian
>>2308112
>drowns in pool
fuggg
Does this count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oknj0SzQX-k
>>2308112
Damn delta p you scary.
>>2312846
Your response is the correct one. That kelp tangles and drowns more people a year than sharks every year. Nylon cord/rope and fishing line kill the most divers, thick algae like that is a runner-up.
In that pic, I don't give the surfer real good odds either assuming it doesn't all wash out with the surge and he ends up mired in it under the surface.
Kinda well-known guy in scuba circles used to go off the beach near his house and catch lobster to grill when peeps were coming over. Probably did it 100 times. Decided to fuck around and not pay enough attention for one second in the kelp and almost ran out an air tank trying to cut himself free.
Moral of this story: dive with a buddy and don't carry a knife, carry ETM shears. They cut through a lot more materials and are safer and more effective. Plus if you end up near a polar bear, you can still use them to cut off your hand and try to pass out before the bear eats you.
>>2312867
its not like predators want to harm people either
>>2312563
I don't care, they're big.
>>2312862
fuck you. rip shark
>>2312973
idiot
>>2313715
Right in their fishy balls anon.
Right in their fishy balls.
>>2313716
Do you die if you get a mouth injury? No you daft sod
>>2313537
Can you imagine getting caught in kelp, dropping your knife, watching it sink to the bottom of the ocean, and knowing there's absolutely nothing you can do but wait for your air tank to run out?
>>2313438
>The fuck is that?!
>>2312478
>must find new host
>>2307502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ4g5NVWaVw
>>2314512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl0XrQmkPm0
All is silent in the void.....
All is dark within the void....
>>2312991
I'm still mad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lk12RTnXEw
>>2309462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3WeXGmqYsE
>>2314587
I'd love to be an alligator or an anaconda.
>>2314587
And now, the demon fish will eat him.
>>2314539
>either megalodons still exist or the tracker just fell off
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm gee I don't know which is more likely here
>>2314606
Orcas are known to prey on whales, could easily prey a shark if hungry.
>>2312996
Good read.
not for the squeamish
>>2308207
>>2308695
pyukumuku?
>>2314812
This is a blue board, m8
>>2314553
Loved that game, i was hoping that they would make a third one, but it seems like they cataloged just about every interesting sea creature
>>2314572
holy shit that looked great...
...until the narrator turned out to be a character
>>2314572
No need to be mad anymore, the dvd has a voiceless version.
>>2308112
I've never been so simultaneously terrified and fascinated
>>2312867
>but you have to understand they are as smart as you
No, they really aren't.
>>2316080
>being afraid of kelp
Unless you mean getting tangled in it as a diver you are a huge pussy
Used to catch these all the time out with Dad on the fishing boat. Fucking horrifying, they're covered in poison spines and slime and have teeth like needles. They can get big. Biggest one I've seen personally was almost 36 inches long. Apparently they live for a long time and my dad (old fisherman so I take it with a grain of salt) claims that before Puget Sound was so overfished it wasnt unheard of to catch one five or six feet long.
>>2316085
I think he was pointing out how tentacle-y it looks. Like there's some eldritch horror whose fingers juuust reach the surf
>>2307778
lmao
>>2312862
holy fuck
i wonder who made up the punch a shark in the nose meme,there's no way anyone could react to that, cool as fuck spearfisherman, I like how he didn't fire the spear and blow the shark's brains out.
>>2316306
It looks like that's exactly what he did, jam the spear in its mouth and there was a cloud of blood and it sank down.
>>2309930
It has happened before
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin#Diving_bell_accident
>>2316309
The commentary follow up from the diver says the shark impaled itself when biting on the spear on the side of its mouth, he didn't fire
>>2308690
>octopus frogs are real
>>2314701
i can't see this as anything other than "the fallen" now
fuck memes
>>2312984
That's just tripe or something
>>2312586
And riddled with parasites.
https://www.instagram.com/roman_fedortsov/?hl=en
>>2307516
Ok but, are those pointy things teeth or just fleshy papillae?
>>2317242
the latter
>>2308207
So that's what the shrimp evolved from in Metro.
>>2308697
Derpy as fuck
>>2308697
>>2317253
Frilled Sharks are too cute for this thread to be honest.
>>2317279
It's like someone slapped turtle head onto an eel. You can't hate the thing because it's too ugly-cute to hate.
>>2309462
>be 12
>snorkeling in lake Winnipesaukee, NH
>randomly bump into 10 foot sturgeon that swims away rapidly with enough force that the water displaced by its tail movements knocks me back
>haul ass out of the water crying like a little girl who missed a Justin Beiber concert
Never again. I specifically remember the fucker being as long as my mom's Subaru.
>>2308986
the fuck is that dinosaur to the right of the seaweed?
>>2312867
Orcas are huge dicks though.
>>2312478
christ i just felt my balls retract into my body, shit my pants man
>>2307562
Jesus Christ what the fuck is that
>>2307538
These really fucking bother me
>>2317750
just looks like a dinosaur wit glowy nostrils and a cheeky smile lol
>>2317754
No anon... the nostrils are the eyes
>>2317754
Oh! I see it!
>>2317813
ya I know, still looks like a Bantersaurus Rex with headlight nostrils and a grin like he just won at pool
>>2317813
I can't unsee those eyes now. It's even more derpy.
>>2307507
fish in sand? pluck it out and grill that fucker
>>2318261
Jesus...
>>2308112
holy fucking shit
>fear
>>2315825
which game
>>2318337
Nope, it's just what they look like. The skin's all loose for squeezing through their snug little caves.
>>2309439
they always have one whole fish at my local shoprite. I never udderstood why people would buy a fish that looks like it'll wake up and eat you.
>>2307530
very tasty. didn't know they looked like this though.
>>2312478
I love isopods.
>>2317552
>Orca
>Whale
pick one.
>>2314587
fucking over dramatic pussy. jesus fuck.
>>2318337
Or it's an alien doing its best to impersonate a moray eel
>>2318261
N O P E
>>2317813
FACK NO
>>2308606
you'd be ripped to shreds before you could register any pain or have a complete thought about what's happening
very messy but painless, kind of like pulling a Cobain
>>2308688
Halo 4 Flood
>>2313537
do mean EMT shears?
>>2307530
No wonder they heal 16hp, they're huge!
>>2312465
>>2318356
Endless Ocean for the Wii
>>2312480
looks kind of like Spurdo
>humbry sharg gomin through
>don ead me
>yum ids a leg :D
>fug :D XD
>>2316306
eh
being in real danger can bring a certain clarity with it, and really, if you're being hurt it's instinct to hit back
>>2317750
Never ending nightmare
>>2318261
What am I looking at?
>>2318567
Angle and lighting, plus there are so many different species of Moray. The one in the pic you posted is a Green Moray.
>>2318819
There is no way you can punch a shark underwater before it hurts you, that shit is too fast and your punch too slow.
That's like trying to cut a bullet with a sword.
>>2318904
I mean, before? probably not
I think of it as a way to escape, not a way to prevent it
>>2318261
What in the fuck is that. Can you imagine swimmin around and seeing that thing.
>>2314587
>>2314587
>Sara, if I move it sinks loooweerrr
>Sara, halllpp mee
>Sara, it's sinking...
>Sara, it's too deeeep
>*commence the passive autistic complaining ever*
>>2317609
It's called a stargazer. Pretty whimsical name for something so ugly.
Dayum nature you scary
No wonder niggas are afraid of water
>>2319224
Yes they do.
http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S016578360100371X
>>2317750
>>2318884
>>2307538
It looks like it hurts to be them
>>2307502
>>2308112
Jesus fuck.
>>2319279
>>2309930
Anon I....
>>2319390
Actually that guy got squeezed through a small opening.
>>2312984
looks like one of those things that bakers eat in resident evil 7
>>2308986
>top right
>Demon's Souls storm ruler boss
>>2317750
Ah, hello! Was it you who rang the Bell of Awakening?
>>2317750
Morays look like fucking muppets
>>2307562
>>2317609
>>2319175
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
>>2308112
Jesus Christ.
>>2319390
Cut my life into pieces.
This is because Delta P.
>>2320445
MFW you literally have to shoot them before reeling them into the boat because the sharp fins combined with 400 pounds of pure muscle has led to a lot of severed arteries
>>2320565
I had no idea halibut could get this big. I always thought it's just a slightly bigger flounder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rceUSLynprA
Still delicious though.
>>2308695
Flashbacks to Peter Jacksons Kong....
>>2312478
All of my fuck and no...
>>2312882
What ever happened to Jeremy "My-Balls-Are-Planets" Wade? I miss the crazy bastard.
>>2313005
David Attenborough is a goddamn legend... also a really nice guy, my older sister and i met him once while on a beach. he was carrying an armful of baby seaturtles to the water telling them they would survive because he said so (the mom went too far up the beach so otherwise they would have died due to the mom fucking up).
>>2314539
That... is a huge fucking shark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwUT778RovI
This is the mating call of a fish called a Midshipman, it can also go on land for a bit.
>>2316136
That's a staghorn sculpin, they only get a foot and a half.
I assume you meant some type of angler?
>>2317242
Both, they're loose and fleshy but hard enough to pierce jellyfish.
>>2318261
>>2318891
>>2318944
Taningia danae, some large squid with light organs the size of lemons.
Anyways pic related is a deep sea squid called bathothuama lyromma
>>2320554
Kek!
>>2320440
it was probably just diseased or injured or something.
>>2317750
>CHOSEN UNDEAD....
I WILL ELUCIDATE YOUR FATE
>>2319775
Just amazing
I'm not scared of sushi and ambergris. I love that shit. I'm scared of nitrogen rich dead zones full of cowshit.
>>2307538
I feel ya lil' water niggas
anyone have that picture of that cement column in water that is covered in like worms and shit?
>>2314607
Dolphins have their own spoken languages
>>2308106
Having some light on it doesn't make it not scary.
>>2319775
>come on, legs, evolve
>>2321799
Yes it does, the whole thing that makes the abyss scary is the fact it's pitch black and you have no clue whats swimming around you just out of arm's reach.
>>2321803
Certain zones in subnautica have very little visibility, where even with their bio-luminescence leviathans are still hard to spot. The noises they and some of the creatures make alongside the ambient noise makes the game frightening in certain areas or aspects, not to mention the massive size difference.
>>2307762
that probably feels great, like scratching your arse
>>2321016
It looks like a dancing muscular alium
>>2321921
But he skipped leg day
>>2321508
CUTE!
>>2321803
It depends on how afraid you are of deep water
I get the spooks in even in daytime areas
>>2322015
Fuck the Dunes area, Sand Sharks every three steps and FIVE goddamned Reaper Leviathans. At least the shitload of resources makes it worth going there.
I'm still pissed that the devs removed the Sandworm/Scarab/Grabcrab because "Hurr we don't know how to not make it so strong", the Dunes would have been the perfect place for a giant lurking crustacean.
>>2322037
Its still in early access so there is no real rush to get it. I think it's shaping up pretty well in spite of my dislike of survival/crafting games
>>2317750
>>2321596
the language of rape and murder.
>>2322231
>"hey anon, so like what's your hobby"
>"well you see I'm the guy that goes around to niche animal related message boards and continually reminds people that dolphins are rapists"
>"o-okay that's uh c-cool I guess... haha.. well um I guess I'll call you later"
>she never calls
>>2322244
>so like
dropped
>she
Yeah nah
>>2307590
6 people per year die this way in the US
on average.
>>2307507
>heard you shit talking about my waifu
>>2309930
>Imagine if you were a human
>>2312478
>>2317592
>>2318391
>>2320992
it's from a promo for a movie called the bay
>>2309930
>spiders post on /v/
>geese post on /pol/
>crabs post on /an/
>>2307562
Holy fuck...
THEY LIVE
WE SLEEP
>>2322146
Uncensored pic please?
>>2317750
Looks like a shaved llama.
>>2319390
>His watch
lmao
>>2322503
https://e621.net/post/show/799776/2015-animal_genitalia-animal_penis-anus-barbed_pen
Sure thing my man
>>2319295
Hey look, it's Phineas!
(red fish on the right)
>>2323663
>animal_penis-anus-barbed_pen
Scared
>>2322244
it's not his fault that dolphins are rapists. stop being a rape apologist shitlord
>>2323663
>>2307590
what was it?
Why the fuck is this happening?
No matter what I do, I can't fix it
>>2317750
Isn't that from the tv show Torchwood?
>>2327976
You too? I thought it was a mobile issue
>>2327995
It's happening on both my mobile and pc
Same thing happens on /trv/ and youtube
I can't see thumbnails on youtube
>>2327997
Ah, it's only on the Clover app for me and only some threads and pictures
>>2327976
It's a site wide issue, a little header was briefly posted stated that old images were lost and to post new ones to make up for it
>>2327976
You can check the server status on blog.4chan.org
>>2327993
It is a striking resemblance to John Barrowman, but it is not him.
this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agMkHrmAgzY