Can we get a thread about otters?

otters suck

Otter threads suck

I'd post some art concerning otters but this is a blue board so I won't

I'd post some pictures of otters but otters suck

Otters kind of suck to be honest

Can we NOT get a thread going about otters? They suck

>>2300519
You suck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw_yPqiiPIA

>>2300596
That sound kinda sucks

>>2300629
That's because YouTube sucks

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Otters are the miracle of the universe.

>tfw no pet otter
they are the cutest.

>>2300734
I could just go to a river to get one. Do they make good pets? I swim a lot and getting a water buddy seems cool.

>>2300753
yeah taking an undomesticated animal out of the wild makes for great pets all the time :)))))))))

They're surprisingly hard to trap

>>2300734
>tfw no otter to fuck

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>>2300629
no u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b0ZbcdbMBI

>>2300788
>implying domestication didn't start like that

Also, I have a pool and a river is just down my house. They're also surprisingly docile once they're not scared shitless of you

>>2300431
Tsampikos?

>>2300322

Do those huge South American otters attack people?

>>2302091
They can do it

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>>2300322
They're such lovely creatures, I know they can get bloody but gosh, I'd live with them if it were possible

>>2302091
Only if you attack them first. They actually like humans.

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I love otters in motion

>>2302403

Why does this seem so amazing to me?

>>2302788
His sense of balance is insane.

>>2300325
>>2300328
>>2300519
>>2300519
>>2300788
Otters, birbs and bunes have always been my favorite animals.

People love them because they have an extremely cute appeal. They can also be badass, however, and are natural predators.

Sea otters rape to death baby seals.

>>2304598

SPICE MUST FLOW

>>2304601
Sometimes males do. They also kill some of the females while mating by drowning them.

Animals move by instinct, it shouldn't be a surprise to anyone.

>>2305565
>Rape is a instinct

>>2300325
>>2300328
There are plenty of otter threads if you don't like this one

>>2305592
Yes it is. I hate to tell you this but a good bit breeding in the animal kingdom is non-consentual

I SAW THIS VIDEO OF GIANT RIVER OTTERS KILLING A FUCKING CROCODILE

THEY ARE LIKE A BUNCH OF SMALL WET DOGS AND THEY JUST KILL THIS PREHISTORIC REPTILIAN BEAST

DARWIN IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE

>>2306336

If Darwin was so good at evolution how come he died?

atheists 0

>>2305592
Wanting to have sex is an instinct.
The willing of others to do it with you is unrelated to your instinct.
You, as a human, have the intellectual capacities to act or not upon your instincts.

The more you learn about nature and animals the more the horrible behaviour of humans is explained. We're just defective.

>>2306336
Oh yeah, they can do that and will do it while laughing in your face.

They will tire the crocodile until he dies.

>>2300734
Yeah, if your concept of cute is an asshole animal that rapes to death his own kin and other species, I've seen photos of otters raping dolphins and even fucking penguins, truly the pets of satan.

>>2306529
As is dolphins were sweet little angels.

I know of cases where dolphins have abused and almost killed porpoises for no reason whatsoever besides fun.
Not to mention that dolphins also rape humans and torture baby seals until their deaths and then they don't even eat them.