The main reason you get a dog should be because you love dogs and not attracting women, but let's not pretend dogs aren't pussy magnets and perhaps attracting women should play a role it what breed you decide to get.
Let me start with a few hypotheses:
>small dogs are unattractive
Obviously stuff like Chihuahuas and Pomeranians are out
>Huge dogs are seen as "trying to compensate"
Having a Great Dane etc. is going to put some girls off
>traditionally "attack" or "guard" dogs are seen as a fake tough guy act
German Shepherds, Rottweilers, Dobermans, Pitt Bulls etc.
>Labrador and Golden retrievers are "dad" dogs
>athletic is good
>medium to large (again not too large) is good
>obviously cute and manly are both good
I'm thinking Huskies, Boxers and Beagles are all great examples of very attractive dogs.
Again I'm not trying to say which are the best dogs, I'm only talking about which will get the most girls.
>>2299098
Any dog that is well trained. If you have an untrained little shit it's a huge turn off. Shows you can't take care of and control your dog, meaning you are not a good candidate to care for and control children.
>>2299106
As a second woman poster- this^
>>2299112
You can be affectionate and well trained
>>2299098
my dog is pretty well trained, loves people, is athletic and medium to large sized
she's a mutt, btw
can confirm that women love her
I also would consider her to be a pussy magnet, as you call it
>>2299098
>>Labrador and Golden retrievers are "dad" dogs
>implying the goofy, friendly, lovey-dovey, soft, good-boy golden is not the ultimate woman-attractor
shows what you know
I'll add corgis, collies, all the smart and cute medium sized cattle dogs. Here go pugs and dachshunds as well. Depends on your country, if say GSDs are popular, they are popular with any gender really.
Who gives a fuck about that
Chihuahuas and pomeranians are shit tier unless its a shelter rescue
Only real drawback of owning a great dane is people yelling at you from across the street something like ARE YOU WALKING THAT DOG OR IS THAT DOG WALKING YOU LOLOLOLOL
"Attack" dogs are fine because theyre usually shelter rescues
Labs and goldens are woman magnets but theyre also kid magnets
Boxers and beagles both disgusting looking and shit tier
Thats just the facts
>>2299340
Im a grill btw
Any breed thats fit for its original function is good looking to me.
Flappie here is a 2 year old Boerboel from Germany, a good looking dog in my opinion.
>>2299098
>Beagles
Can someone explain this Beagle meme to me? Seems that they are all over youtube channels and even IRL I see them constantly.
All I know about beagles is that they are stupid as shit, bark bark bark all day, empty gaze in their eyes and they are used as hunting dogs.
>>2299098
I'm not sure but the Rhodesian Ridgeback aka african lion dogs make me hard for some reason. Just look at this sexy beast
number one in every category
Gentle giants a la livestock guardian dogs are chick magnets in my experience. Huge, gentle, but protective- traits that women like.
>>2299364
>aka african lion dogs
Dont drink the showbreeder koolaid, they bring animals to bay, an american hound would do the same thing.
>>2299371
Hey its just a cool name.
whats the best dog for an incel to buy?
>>2299384
Any dog that would be attractive to women needs a lot of exercise so a neet would be at a bit of an impasse.
>>2299368
I agree
>>2299403
Just wanna boop that nose!
Shows you are secure with your masculinity,
Also these fuckers have the best trot.
>>2299336
so what you're saying is huskies are best dogs hands down?
>having a great Dane putting women off
What a clueless faggot you are op
They are prime pussy magnets
>>2299423
Yes
But other doggos are good too
>>2299098
Bullmastiffs.
Never met a bitch that never went
>Awwwww
They get intimadated at first but once he does his sad face act it's easy pickings from there.
Friend has a St Bernard and it's also a huge pussy magnet.
>>2299098
Huskies are probably the GOAT when it comes to looks, german shepherds are also ok.
Any rescue dog will melt the panties off any bitch.
>>2299355
Id fuck that dog rather than you
This is Joy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_jW0J2l9so
>>2300149
Its a female...
>>2299098
Lol go back to rk9 fuccboi
>>2299098
>most attractive dog breeds
I thought this was going to be a canada thread for a second.
OP, honestly any healthy-looking, well-trained dog would get my attention.
>small dogs are unattractive
I disagree. I'm not the biggest fan of small dogs personally, but seeing a guy with a small dog that he clearly loves is great because it shows his masculinity is not fragile.
As for large dogs/traditionally "guard/attack" dogs, I wouldn't automatically assume it was a "trying to compensate" thing unless there were other things about the guy that made him seem douchey/fake tough guy and insecure.
Though probably the ones would attract/impress me the most are smart, athletic types like border collies, aussies, etc. They're just my favorite type of dog and seeing someone with a happy, healthy, well-trained herding dog is just HNNNNG cause it shows they really have their shit together and know how to properly care for/train dogs.
The only turn-off breeds would be things like pugs or "American bullies" and that's just because of their health problems, and I can't get behind someone supporting the creation of dogs whose lives are suffering because "it looks cool/cute" (and they don't even look cool or cute FFS.) It's different if the dog was a rescue/adopted from a shelter, though. That's still good but these types of dogs would be less initially appealing to me.
>>2299112
>affectionate and greets you as you come home
>well trained
These things are in no way mutually exclusive, anon. What makes you think they are?
>>2299311
She is very beautiful and looks well-taken care of. Would get heart-eyes and want to pet/10.
These guys
Australian Shepherds or collies
>>2301155
Pugs with a not so fucked up face and better health
I think the poodle is a pretty obvious answer here.
A Jack Russell terrier although you'll have your work cut out for you to train it.
They're seriously awesome little dogs but they're work to make sure it knows you're the big dog.
They're the bossiest dogs and will boss around all other breeds of dogs within days, huge personality, unbelievably cute faces, hyper intelligent, super athletic and super convenient. If a Jack Russell sleeps in your bedroom, it's a small dog bed, or it takes up a small amount of space on the bed.
Literally perfection in a dog
>>2299368
>intelligence
fail.
>>2301174
I disagree.
If your only experience with the breed comes from sub par BYB dogs I can see how you came to that conclusion.
The two I've had personally, as well as several others owned by people knowledgeable with the breed have all been highly intelligent.
Some of the puppy mill dogs resulting from the Disney boom, as well as rescue dogs I've been around have been dumb as a post however.
>>2301182
aww your doggo is cute
ok good to hear, I've only come across dopey dalmatians
>>2301182
Always love Ruca <3
>>2301165
Kangals are huge and should not be compared to abominations
>>2301192
Is she giving snoot boops to the camera or you pressed the camera on her snoot?
>>2301196
I am that anon by the way
>Floppy ears - Check
>Fawn/White colored(most of the times) - Check
>Black snoot - Check
>Curvy tail - Check
I don't know. They remind me of eachother.
But oh well, Kangals shouldn't be compared to runts
>>2301219
I was actually holding her head when I took that pic with my phone.
She has infinite patience with her goofy owner.
>>2301252
But yeah, I was holding the phone real close to her nose. She will bump it when I first put it in her face.
>>2299355
Very good looking specimen. My boy at just under 2 years
>>2301494
Newfoundland
Giant walking pillow
>>2301494
He decided moving the couch against the front door was a good idea
>>2301496
Wow. Like a bear
>>2301498
Mastiffs are best doggos
>>2301498
Not mine
But these dogs are just wise pups
>>2299355
Amazing. Very fit. They are the best property guardians by far in my opinion. Dont make a sound. Just rip shit up. Bark later
>>2301503
They also stalk their victims. Looks like a lion stalking prey
>>2301494
Nice to wake up knowing this was looking over you
>>2301156
>the little foot she always forgets to tuck away
How to pick up chicks with a dog?
>>2301570
Get big dog.
Make fur bag.
Put chick in bag.
Pick up.
>>2299368
>genetic defects
>>2299921
I came here to suggest a Berner.
>>2299112
Confirmed beta virgin with untrained dog
grill here
i guess the most 'attractive' dogs to me, when i see a man having them, are large and very intelligent breeds that need a lot of dedication. huskies yes, akitas yes, doberman pinschers yes, border collies yes. i assume if it's an athletic breed the guy probably is in shape and goes for runs with it and shit.
a beagle is not a good example since i hate their barking and they don't look all that cute to me. pitbulls are cute but the majority of men owning them are just there for the tough guy act like OP said. i used to lump dobermans in with them but most dobies i've met are extremely calm and just exude confidence and chillness, which is nice.
>>2301171
Poodles are ugly little fucks. Go back to /lgbt/.
>>2302314
Poodles are beautiful badasses.
>>2299098
anything with a pushed in face like that is ugly to me. Also the idea that you got your dog with even the partial motive to score is kinda a turn-off
>>2299098
Not looking for girls, just love my pup
i've got three female boxers and girls love them, whenever a girl goes to my home my dogs always want to play and ladies dont feel threatened. thats why i think boxers are atractive: they always are looking for playing and running, plus my first dog was a female rottweiler and it was a very peacefull doggo so it could be usefull when picking up chicks.
i have the same opinion: chihuahuas, poodles, corgis and other small dogs are dogs for girls.
BOTTON LINE: dogs as a pussy magnets should be ATLETHIC, STRONG (as a man), PLAYFULL and MEDIUM SIZE (as a pet) and the most important: YOU COULD PLAY WITH THE DOG BUT YOU DONT WANT TO MESS WITH HIM/HER
Chihuahuas are cute
women typically like something red with a velvety finish.
>>2301570
If you can't pick up chicks with a dog something is seriously wrong with you. It's like a goddamn cheat code.
>>2299098
You shouldn't care so much about what people think about your dog or you. All that matters is that you like the dog, and the dog likes you
Dogs aren't going to change how a woman feels about you. lol
At most it will give you an opportunity to talk to them.
And then they'll probably try to take them when the relationship ends and not take care of them.
Hookers seem to be the safest breed these days.
A lot of people say she's cute.
>>2304466
Also this one are veeeeeeeeeeeeery cute.
>tfw favorite dog breed is one of the most unhealthiest you can get
>Had three unrelated adopted ones growing up and they all ended up the same
>Blind, deaf, cancer, hip dysplasia, tumors
If I buy from a reputable breeder it'll be better, r-right?
They didn't really have any problems until they hit 6 or 7. Two were put down at 13 and the first one was put down at almost 15. I would have put them down sooner if I had a say it though. I love mutts and all but if I get a dal again I really want to know its history.
>>2304466
Do you get stabbed with loose hairs? I did, all the time. I didn't even know you could get pierced by fur but I learned that with dals.
>>2304468
These dogs are the best. Always playful and adorable.
>>2304457
I dont know who would want to meet girls in a dog setting anyway. I have hated just about every single person I have met through my dog. I have even started hating people I previously liked once they got a dog. I do endure them for the dogs sake, but Im convinced he knows I hate all of those guys.
>>2304590
Honestly, I'm not. This hair can hurt when I laid on the sofa where the dog sleeps.
I had a dog that was supposedly a Keeshond(?) mixed with a Sheltie. I'm not really sure on the Keeshond side though or maybe he was something closely related like an Eurasier or some Wolfsspitz given his weight.
Basing my experience on him, Keeshond is a good dog breed.
>>2299098
Your premise is wrong tho:
>small dogs are unattractive
more often than not women like yappy little shitdogs. Or rather, women like tiny dogs because they think they don't need to train or take care of them and they end up yappy little shits.