itt: post an animal you hate

I fucking hate human

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>>2295954
lol nice edge my man. i hate these ugly fucks

Yr mom

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This feathered Jew turns up every morning at the crack of dawn and steals all the fatballs.

THOSE ARE NOT FOR YOU BIRDSTEIN. LEAVE SOME FOR THE PROLES LEST THEY REVOLT.

Dolphins and Horses are fucking gay

HAET WASPS

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Seriously fuck these guys

>>2295956
I like to eat them

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These cunts.

Only animal I will raise my slingshot to.

DO NOT HATE BIRDS

BIRDS ARE IMPORTANT.

>>2295978
fucking kek

Behead all birbs

>>2296005
Bees more important, many birds a shit

>>2296005
>The original parasite airways
>Not hating them

>>2295953
>>2295994
>>2296003
>>2296027
>"I hate birds. They are degenerate"
>t. mosquitoes
Fuck you stupid bugs

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Fucking hate these retards
Every fucking day they act more retarded

Why does anyone put up with these shits

>>2295953
Pigeons have been war heroes and have more skills than you'll ever have.

>>2296066

You could say the same about Hitler.

>>2296077
Whats wrong with this?

I hate mosquitoes

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>>2295953
Drain flies

lol I don't really hate them, okay I do hate them. I hate spiders. Everytime i see one i wanna burn down my whole house. I've never really been hurt by one I'm not sure why I'm so afraid of these malevolent creatures... its probably an instinctual fear or somthn

>>2296105
Either because you're a giant pussy or because you saw people react with fear towards them as a kid and never stopped to wonder why until it was ingrained in you.

>>2296050
i propose mandatory euthanasia at 55

>>2296203
Starting with yourself, of course

Snakes. They make my skin crawl.

I can tolerate small ones. Giant, constrictor snakes make me shit my pants.

>>2295994
Fucking bastards. I wanted to feed some ducks ad these pieces of shit stole everything and bullied the ducks.

>>2296105
There was an interesting university study, from early last year I think, that showed 50-60% of people had a far faster ability to notice spiders when shown a series of pictures in quick succession, or at least it was something like that, I haven't seen the article in a while, but their conclusion was there's a very good chance that spiders are instinctually red-flagged as potential danger.
Makes sense, before medicine got going, even a mild bite reaction could get infected in the old wilderness days
>>2296178
>t. Spider internet defense force
Don't you have a colony of spiders in your home to tend to?

Niggers

>>2296105
Arachnophobia, a common phobia. As illogical as any phobia.

>>2296264
>Makes sense, before medicine got going, even a mild bite reaction could get infected in the old wilderness days
That would apply to pretty much any animal and plant with thorn.

>>2296103
They look so cute, but I can see why they're an annoyance.

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The goose is truly nature's autistic bird.

>>2295953
Are pet owners who live feed a kind of animal?

>>2296204
I'm 19, but i happily would sign up rn to be killed in 36 years

>>2296105
Spiders and roaches give me an uncanny valley vibe when they move. Maybe that's it.

>>2296726
No you wouldn't. If your self preservation drive is that low then you would have anheroed long before you hit 50.
You're 19, you don't have it all figured out yet. None of us do.

Primates are generally awful.

Turkeys

>>2295953 Fucking Pandas.

They're absolutely useless. All they do is eat bamboo and nothing else, fucking lazy twats if you ask me. And hell zoo's are trying to help these cunts by giving them a mate, you know what happens? They're too lazy to even get a boner. Jesus I despise pandas.

>>2296003
Indian Myna, fuck I hate them as well.
Satan's spawn as I like to call them.

>>2295953
Pretty much any type of monkey/chimp. They're like horrible little people who are strong, have fangs and can't be reasoned with.

>>2296798
Pandas are hard to mate in zoos, but they aren't even the hardest mammal to mate in captivity, and far from the hardest animal to mate in captivity. Zoos however want to mate them for $$$. It gets visitors, donations, and they can rent their pandas out for thousands and thousands of dollars. They are no longer allowed to take pandas out of the wild so they are really trying to cash in on the baby making and sell them. The zoos know damn well their reintroduction plan with the pandas were fucked when their first few batches all died within a few years in the wild. However they need a 'goal' to work towards to explain to the public why they need to breed them and why they need their money.

In reality pandas have a mating season and gestation very similar to brown bears. Pandas will fuck up to a dozen times a day during breeding season. They had more than enough food and always had, they have no predators besides man, and their offspring survival rate is not bad for an animal that is poached. It's biggest problem was they couldn't fuck each other because they couldn't get to each other; their habitat was severely broken up. Within 5 years of regrowing the bamboo forests and connecting existing forest their numbers grew strong enough for them to not be considered endangered.

The 'pandas are too dumb to fuck' meme was one perpetuated by the zoos and eaten up by Tumblrinas. It's fine to hate them, but a least hate them for something that is true. They are very lazy, you still have that.

>>2295978
"Feathered Jew" fucking kek

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No crows yet?

>>2296075
I do

>>2295978

This post is gold

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ITT

>>2296050
Underrated post

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>>2297001
I love birds. But these fuckers >>2296003 aren't birds. They are parasites with wings.

Pic related, mah birbs

>>2296874
Suprisingly. They carve out the eyes of live sheep and lambs, one of the most 'evil' animal there is.

>>2295956
fuck you

>>2297125
t. crab

Y77yy|6y|6666666

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I just have so much to say but I will only narrow it down to this: shit breed, 100% of the time accompanied by shit owners, 90% inbred.

Either this >>2296003 or magpies.

Fuck hellgrammites and anyone who likes them.

>>2296003
>go to sydney
>see this bird
>think it looks pretty nice and try to feed it
>its actually a terrible pest

huh interesting, didn't know at the time

>>2297116
>parasites with wings
>>2297261
>pest

is that a blackbird? also whats with the arbitrary division of species into invasive / non invasive and pest / non pest species?

theyre just born and do whatever their instincts tell them to. why hate on them?

>>2295953
People who breed pigeons are the same autistic niggers who spend 200 hours breeding the perfect IV/EV/nature/gender Pokemon. They have serious issues. Then they let pigeons fly around, pigeons get lost and try to survive in the city. Breeders are the fucking problem.

>>2295953
>>2295978
>>2295994
>>2296003
>>2296024
>>2296027
>>2296305
>>2296782
>>2296874
>>2297120
>>2297249
>>2297261
>>2297404
>i hate things that are smarter than me

>>2295994
fucking pieces of shit screaming at 6 in the morning

>>2297409
>I'm a fucking retard and I love everyone because they're smarter than me

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Fucking useless pieces of shit

>>2296774
I am making the decision now. Lovong past 55 is expensive (health wise)/and i think old people are a drag on everyone. Perhaps, as you are hinting at, i might prefer to push it to 65, but absolutely no longer.

>>2297437
You can't handle the sloth swag

>>2297281
didn't say i hate them and also pretty sure its a myna not a blackbird.

>>2297172
My friend has had one of these for like 15 years now and I love dogs but good god her little yap machine that snores like a fucking 200 pound pig is fucking annoying.

>>2297281
Invasive/non-invasive is easy.

Are they native to a biosphere? No? They were brought over by humans and are now completely dominating said biosphere? Then they're invasive.

As for pests? Pests are animals that inhibit human development; primarily those that attack our food sources.

>>2297451
Congrats, you just killed major players in economy and politics. Now everything is wrong by young, naive, overly cocky young people. What do you do?

>>2297666
Run for president on instagram

>>2297409
t. bird

>>2296077
The fucking king-ping of danish predators! The infamous killer-snail and all its kindsmen still haunt the danish islands!

>>2296050
americans?

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>>2297842

>>2295978
Shoot and eat the cunt.

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>>2297848
>>2295978
Cook it in the oven.

>>2296213
How so?

>>2296874
That's a raven

>>2295953
Such a dumb bird. They even get eaten by catfish.

>>2298927
I would credit that more to catfish being underwater Kirby

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>all these birb haters
you disgust me

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Fucking ferrets. How about working out whether you want to be a cat or a dog or a snake or a rat you retarded looking furry bitey cunts. Even better just eat your own faces off you smelly wriggly slinky asshole faggot things. Fuck you ferrets

>>2295956

you are a pleb

>>2296242

>defending nature's born rapists

>>2296050

Women and minorities?

>>2296077

good filename.

>>2296874

crows and ravens are useful if you are looking to die and be eaten by something

>>2297437

lel you just dont get it

>>2295953
Mosquitoes.

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i hate squirrels and munchkin cats so fucking mych

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Fucking loud shitheads. Thankfully it's been a while since I saw any. Looks like everybody understands now.

I hate

>>2299463
not an animal, clearly some form of primordial plague that survived from biblical times
of all the animals we drove to extinction why couldn't it have been them?

>>2295953
>Travel through Europe over the summer
>While at paris we visit the Notre Dame
>Line is too long and we had been here before, decide to check out pigeon lady feeding gigantic swarm of pigeons that will hop on peoples shoulders and shit
>me and my younger brother decide to grab some
>he grabs one on his first try and me my second
>feathers are not soft at all, feel like garbage
>smell like garbage
>wash hands thoroughly afterwards
least the other tourists had something to say when they got home

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>>2295978
yes or no?

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>>2295953
Small dogs in general, they love to nip and make a lot of fucking noise. Owning one is like having to live with an autistic sibling until you:

A. Strangle that fucker
B.Give it away

>>2299822
crop/resize to proper banned proportions and it's perfect

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the cunning rat

>>2295978
kek it even has a particulary jewish beak

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>>2299846
they're so cute, but grey squirrels are cunts for bullying the even cuter red squirrels

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>>2295953
Fear not.

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>>2295953
but pigeons are cute and relatively harmless, what's the big deal?
>they poop
so does everything, they're not half as bad as seacunts

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Don't mind me, I'm just gonna fly into your face.

and again

and again

and again

>>2299841
what is the proper size?

>>2295954
wow that took long

>>2299873
Just inspect the banner at the top

>>2298962
Friendly reminder that BANTI.
-A fellow from [esfores]

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>>2299904
>>2299873

done

>>2299846
>dumb idiot who doesn't know how to hang a squirrel proof feeder

>>2299917
10/10 would vote

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>>2295954
NINGEN

>>2296082
wrong

>>2295954
found the fucking pidgeon, kill yourself you fucking cunt of a bird

>>2297437
Have a cute sloth video to sway your mind
https://youtu.be/90M7kH5wCtA

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>>2299852
What about black squirrels

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These critters are really territorial. I honestly dislike them alot. They are always trying to start fights with me and everything they see.

>>2300639
#blacksquirrellivesmatter

>>2299866
Because they are vectors of diseases that actually kill people. I hunt them and boil them thoroughly for my cats.

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>>2295954
reccing

>>2299852
>bullying

The ones doing the bullying are American Red Squirrels to the Grey squirrels.

>>2300661
Why would you even chance that if they are "filled" with diseases? Why not just kill them for fun?

>>2300773
I don't kill shit for fun. I kill shit that may kill me in the long run, that also includes squirrels. Apparently they carry some nasty hard to kill bacteria in them.

>>2300791
That makes sense, but I don't think you will get those diseases unless you are touching them or being near their excrement.

>>2296809
Like niggers?

>>2299866
SEACUNTS

>>2300793
I live in South America mate, I'm not taking any chances. I also live in a small town that has been slowly invaded by progress so there's that too.

>>2296305
somebody post the geese/cat story

>>2295978
Feathered Jew

they taste delicious tho...

>>2300921
Especially when fresh out of the oven.

>>2300773
nah mate
>Although red squirrel populations are healthy on mainland Europe, the red squirrel is currently suffering major decline in the UK. Numbers in the UK have fallen from a onetime high thought to be around 3.5 million, to a current estimated population of around 120,000. The population in England is thought to be as low as 15,000.
>Predators, viruses and changes to the landscape all pose threats to our native red squirrel but the introduction of the grey squirrel from America is the main reason behind the sharp decline.

>>2300661
>>2300823
well around here the pigeons are quite dirty no doubt, but to my knowledge don't have any more diseases than any other given animal

>>2295953
mosquitoes

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Sorry but I hate these cunts, in fact, anything that can sting and fly should burn in hell.

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>>2296083
My sweet summer child.
Here where I live these are everywhere after rain. I have to go and kill them with salt because they ruin the neighbourhood.
I remember when one of these faggots went into my shoe while I wasn't looking and I had to wash my foot. Slimy and disgusting.

The only other animals I hate are mosquitoes.

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>>2295953
>mfw bird shit lands inches away from me

>>2296077
>hurensohn.jpg
totally agree, what a douchebag

>>2301077

Totally agree with you. My neighborhood is also infested and I have to kill more than 20 of them everyday, both near and inside my house. Those creatures are disgusting and it's impossible to clean all of their slime.

Wasps
>Literally contributes nothing to society
>Makes nests
>Sting the fuck out of everything

>>2296082
t. birdfag

>>2295953
Leeches piss me right the fuck off, actually no, all bloodsuckers [spoiler]minus vampire bats[/spoiler] piss me off

>>2301723
How does hating litterboxes make you a birdfag?

>>2301714
Wasps are stupidly important. Losing -bees- would have less of an impact than losing wasps.

Wasps are too stupidly specialized at what they do for something else to take over for them, and they regulate basically everything.

>>2299822
how about stop trying to force every single humorous post like you did with the "crabs are parrots with cancer"

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>>2295956

Fuck geese, Canadian geese are nice though. Fuck emus and ostriches too. Seagulls are greedy fucks, but they aren't as bad.

>>2295953

Why do you hate pidgeons, op? They're cute and fun to feed. Did one shit on you?

>>2301942
>t. wasp

>>2298500

Can't explain. I dislike the way they slither and move. I just get a predator vibe.

>>2296213
>t. indiana

>>2301260
Is this the new chapter


Also fuck geese

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These fucking shitheads are always trying to eat my frogs.
Every second night my brother and I go out with sharpened sticks and lobotomize a hundred or so around our suburb,
no matter how many we kill, they're always back the next night

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bee

>>2296077
we need to genocide them once and for all.

>>2296874
Crows and Ravens are the best animals in the world, kys.

>>2302863
do you eat them?
I wish there was an edible "pest" where I lived, I'd never pay for food again!

>>2302963
they're poisonous so no.
but I'm looking up ways to skin and tan their hides because toad leather is pretty good and because of the novelty can sell for a high price if done right

>>2296003
These little shits keep coming in my house and eating the dogs food. Pecked open the dogfood bag in the laundry too. Fucking cheeky.

>>2295978
put me in the reddit screencap

>>2296874
That's a raven you dumb faggot

>>2295956
nasty little creatures

>>2300568
Why would be a pidegon? Our buildings give them plenty of homes.
I suspect an elephant or a bear that doesn't eat garbage

They've never hurt me, but hornets and wasps. Any time a wasp floats its bent,angry, twist tie lookin ass near me, I'm close to tears

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I despise Koalas. I think they're all ugly, not cute at all. Useless, shitty, ugly, stupid animals that eat a single fucking thing and haven't adapted to survive better. They'd be dead if morons didn't think they were LOL SO CUTEEE!! And so we waste millions on resources to keep these cunts alive and let thousands of other 'ugly' yet more useful species die off.

>>2296798
I hate pandas for this reason to. LET THEM DIE. STOP WASTING MONEY ON THEM.

>>2303295
>he doesn't like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8oLu7znwQ0
at any rate eucalyptus trees aren't just important for koalas and koalas are still a functioning creature unlike pandas, so it's not nearly as big a lost cause as the neet racoon bear

>>2303522
Koalas make me want to throw up. Let them die off.

Pandas are equally as fucking lame.

The only reason snails deserve to live is to make homes for hermit crabs. Literally no other reason.

>>2303645
>Let them die off.
that's the thing, as long as we're saving eucalyptus they're gonna hang on alright, and we can't just let eucalyptus go dodo because it's important to more than annoying dropbears

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>>2303676

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Fuck this shit
It almost gets me killed. It serves no purpose but to obstruct life.

Canda goose aka skycarp
Killdeer only because their call is annoying
Freshwater drum
I don't think mentioning mosquitoes is necessary but Aedes japonicus are my least favorite.

>>2295978
Survival of the fittest m8

>>2304200
>It serves no purpose but to obstruct life.
It's literally a parasite.

>>2304229
>aedes japonicus
>japonicus
two bombs wasn't enough

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>>2295982
Your life ends here

>>2296213
Kek my mom panicks when seeing a snake even on tv. Love to random switch to animal planet and get snakes.

>>2297437
I went to the amazonian rainforedy. Saw them dropping from like 10m or more off trees to the river. Minutes passing by the fucker still doesnt go out.
>ded
He actually comed out and starts swiming.
They're slow but not lazy. They're fucking awesome.

>>2304342
I worked at a job related to mosquitoes when they first came into the state. Calling them japs was fun until a coworker explained our bosses wife is Japanese.

>>2304379
never really got that many bad vibes from "jap" as a slur, always seemed really tame, like on the level of calling an american burger or german kraut, can't imagine any actual jap getting worked up over it nowadays

>>2304382
They prefer to be called nips.

>>2304390
I'm partial to slants personally

>>2297451
if you want to kill people that aren't useful you might want to start with a factor other than age (yes). old people are still useful and have purpose until their very final years.

>>2295954
t. Pigeon

ITT: some of the people here expect the third world to live with animals dangerous to man while they whine about animals causing tiny problems

>>2297451
>Lovong past 55 is expensive (health wise)/and i think old people are a drag on everyone.

Such antisocial, sociopathis and detached ideas can only come from someone in America, where they long forgotten what grandparents and extended family mean.

>>2297422
AAAAAAAWOOOK
A-A-A-AAAAAAWOK

>>2295982
are you me?
I fucking hate those dang ass creatures, especially horses.

>>2297172
I remeber taking pleasure in hurting our neighbor's dog that happened to be one of these shitflesh doggo. Good times.

>>2305945
t. future psychopath

>>2297842
Go home Canada.

>>2295982
But they have nice cocks tbqh famalam

I don't know why but I really don't like pigs. Never have, just sets something off in the back of my head. I used to jack it to slaughterhouse videos till I decided to stop going down that road.

>>2296305
https://youtu.be/PPnAEfJepyA

Ants.

Ants are the biological manifestation of filth. They aren't even a useful food source because of their acidity. The world would be better if ants just vanished from the face of the earth, never to return.

Deer, Geese, and Pandas.

Deer are assholes that kill themselves on roads.

Geese are assholes.

Pandas trick us into being stupid by us mistakenly believing they are important in the slightest.

>>2295996
Found the guy from Maryland