Spider on my wall

>>2295675
Burn the house

>>2295677
It'll crawl at me out of the wreckage and then I won't have anywhere to go.

Nice labrador

No, it's not a brown recluse. Kys anyway.

>>2295687
Labradoodle

>>2295675
>best way to avoid getting bitten?
Leave it alone and shake out your shoes before putting them on. Keep your bed made. That's it. It literally can't hurt you unless you go out of your way to mess with it.

>>2295692
I was worried that someone would answer with some version of "don't be messy." That's the hard part.

>>2295675
nice brown retriever

>>2295675
Doesn't seem like much of a recluse

>>2295675
Shoot it.

Looks like a southern blurred recluse.

I used to get these occasionally when I lived in the south. I would do the cup and paper thing and put it outside.

Get a broom, either get it to crawl onto it or fall on the floor.
Depending on it's size, you can get it into a dustpan, I'm sure your shaking hands will be enough to prevent it from getting a grip on the pan.
If it's a big one, try and convince it to get into a plastic bag i guess, then you can leave that outside.

Signed - strayan. Use to getting spiders out of my house without killing them...Though I seem to be one of the few that don't kill them >.>

>>2296026
My technique is easier, I acquired a bunch of different spiders to populate my house/yard. I selectively kill the bad ones (recluses) and leave the less harmful ones, OrbWeavers in the yard and Brown Widows inside. The Brown Widows are very venomous but they eat and steal the territory of the more dangerous Recluses and Black Widows.
Brown Widows are shy qts to so they rarely leave their corners, if touched they just curl into a ball.

>>2296029
How the hell can you live like that? I'm glad my country one has one venomous animal and that can barely kill a toddler.

>>2296144
>my country one has one venomous animal

Your country has shitloads of venomous animals. You just think otherwise because you're an uneducated hick.

>>2296029
>if touched they just curl into a ball.
you touched one?

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>>2296029
>leaving brown widows in your home
Absolute madman

Any spider anyone is even remotely likely to come in contact with is harmless.

I know you guys really want to feel like you have danger in your lives, but obsessing over spiders is retarded. Recluse venom isn't nearly as bad as people make it out to be, and its extremely hard to get a recluse to bite you, even on the miniscule chance you're in physical contact with it.

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>>2296295
>Recluse venom isn't nearly as bad as people make it out to be
Oh it isn't?
>The brown recluse bears a potentially deadly hemotoxic venom. Most bites are minor with no necrosis. However, a small number of brown recluse bites do produce severe dermonecrotic lesions (i.e. necrosis); an even smaller number produce severe cutaneous (skin) or viscerocutaneous (systemic) symptoms.
>In one study of clinically diagnosed brown recluse bites, skin necrosis occurred 37% of the time, while systemic illness occurred 14% of the time.[15] In these cases, the bites produced a range of symptoms common to many members of the Loxosceles genus known as loxoscelism, which may be cutaneous and viscerocutaneous. In very rare cases, bites can even cause hemolysis—the bursting of red blood cells.
>1/3 chance of necrosis
But recluse venom isn't that bad though, apparently, so who cares what some scientists found out, it's more important we remember the victims of the spider-caust, remember the eight-legged millions, etc.
Spider shills I swear.
Hell I even agree that a recluse only bites if it's pressed against your skin, but to say the venom itself is nothing, that's retarded.

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>>2296326
>Grown man afraid of spiders.

>>2296326
>Most bites are minor with no necrosis

Exactly. Most people talk about recluse venom like its getting bitten by a death adder or some shit where your arm is just guaranteed to rot off before you die.

I will never understand though how anyone can call any spider dangerous. An animal isn't dangerous if you can have dozens of them living inside your house your entire life with almost no chance of ever being bitten, and even less chance of any bite doing anything significant. It's like being afraid of turtles because some bird could drop one on your head and hurt you.

>>2296029
I don't mind the idea of brown widows indoors myself (or black widows for that matter), but I was wondering about browns' rate of reproduction supposed to be something fierce, so I did relocate the egg sac outdoors. Or at least I thought I did. It was empty and I saw a couple of spiderlings nearby. And they didn't crowd the windowsill after all. They can only live where there's prey. So, nobody worry about spiders, for fuck's sake.

Regarding OP's dilemma, I agree with anon, the truly best way to get that brown recluse is to shoot it; use the largest caliber rounds you can get your mitts on -- even if it's metal powder cartridges for shotguns or whatever. Incendiary ammo is particularly recommended for exterminating brown recluses. Fire as many rounds as you can afford, you can't shoot too many burning holes in your house when you got spiders about.

>>2296175
Different anon but I live in the Czech Republic and our only venomous animal is some kind of viper. They're pretty rare, too, unless you're out in the deep wilderness. No scary ass black widows or brown recluses out here.

>>2296382
What about Sydney Funnel Web spiders?

>>2295701
fucking stupid neet namefag

>>2297449
Your country has shitloads of venomous animals. You just think otherwise because you're an uneducated hick.

>captcha: stop sign

>>2296295
>>2296382
it's even hard to get deadly things like cottonmouths to bite you. I get close enough to touch them (I don't though) in my backyard and all they do is just watch to make sure you don't try anything

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>>2296360
Lel. Come to Australia, tell me you aren't afraid of fucking spiders.

Red backs are the size of a large coin. Pic related is from a funnel web.

>>2295675
looks like a common spider
it kills bugs for you
don't kill it

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>>2297547
Google says otherwise.

Funnelwebs are pretty venomous and scary looking but they won't give you necrosis.

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>>2297547
Actual ausfag here, stop pretending to be an ausfag, nothing you said or posted is correct. Redbacks are lucky if they get bigger than 10-12mm in length, and funnels webs can't into necrosis.

I know we're the sickest of cunts and all, but that doesn't mean you get to pretend, kay?

>>2297449
>our only venomous animal is some kind of viper.

No, it isn't.

>>2297547
>>2297796
That picture has circulated so much around the Internet and been in so many WORLD'S 10 SCARIEST SPIDERS! MUST SEE! YouTube thumbnails that it's literally fucking impossible to know what it's from at this point. Could be fucking Halloween makeup for all I know.

>>2295675
So get a piece of parer and a large cup
trap the spider in the cup and slide the paper under it once the spider falls into the cup escort it outside

you could also microwave the cup if you really want to kill the poor thing

It takes like 2 seconds to smash with shoe. Bam problem solved. Did you really need to make a thread

>>2297814
There's like, some spider that can make you ill if it bites you as well but it isn't nearly as bad as say, a Black Widow. Apologies for being wrong, but compared to where I used to live, there's practically nothing harmful here.

>>2298072
Shit, no, I'm just retarded. Found something about new venomous spider(s?) migrating here as well but in a different region than mine. My bad, lads.

>>2297815

I don't think they would keep his finger if it looked like that.

>>2298072
>All venomous animals are harmful

Nigga