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>>2294821

>>2294837
>me on the left
decades ago

>>2294821
>llama
reee

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>>2295588

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>>2295653
what king of dog is that? he is so cute!

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>>2295907
I believe it's a baby donkey.

>>2296080
wtf

>>2296080
he's like a little goblin
I want one.

>>2296080
Literally speciation before our eyes

>>2296141
hes like a big flat sponge

>>2295907
OWLS NOW!

>>2296080
does the short spine effect how long they live?

>>2294821
>>>2295588
Fucking dying, thank you anon.

>>2296598
OMG, all those people scared of a fucking GOAT.

I grew up on a goat farm, and sure, they're mean stubborn animals. But fuck man, this goat doesn't even have horns!

>>2297150
I'd be scared of that goat too, cause I wouldn't know how to deal with it without hurting it

how would you handle it?

>>2297348
Wtf

How do you explain this

>>2297166
hit it

>>2297351
Think of all the dumb shit you do just to get laid. Maybe it flipped the other turtle over for access.

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>>2297351
>>2297356
it could just be that the turtle was helping another turtle guys, altruism is a thing that animals do.

why do you assume that the turtle flipped the other turtle first? how would a single turtle do that to another?

>>2297366
>why do you assume that the turtle flipped the other turtle first? how would a single turtle do that to another?
I didn't assume that at all. My point here>>2297356 was simply the turtle flipped the other one right side up in order to fuck it.

>>2295827
>cat lady is fat and ugly
>dog lady is hot

poetry

>>2296100
>I want one!!! it looks le cute :3333

you're the reason shitty dogs that have terrible lives full of suffering exist as a breed. it should be illegal

>>2297366
male tortoises commonly flip each other over to compete for dominance

>>2296590
a year every inch

>>2297366
It's altruism, and they could have been stuck in a place(like a park) for enough time to notice, helping the other one who got flipped is worth for surviving.
It could be plenty of reasons, but his idea of helping others in order to get laid later is quite human logic.

>>2297352
With a bat

>>2295588
lol that was unexpected

>>2297166
Goats have surprisingly sensitive ears. All you have to do is scream in a high pitched voice, and they NOPE the fuck out of their. I think it triggers some kind of herd instinct evolved over time to help ensure the rest of the herd survives if an individual gets taken down by a predator.

But I know for sure any high pitched shrill noise flat out stops them dead in their tracks, and more often than not makes them flip a 180 and NOPE the fuck out of their.

It should work perfectly fine with the right kind of whistle, if you are a grown man who is afraid of looking like a beta faggot for screaming at random goats.

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I finally figured out how to upload webms from mobile. I never considered them to be categorized as videos instead of pictures but it was pretty easy to find everything. Too bad most of my collection isn't as good without audio.

>>2297546
The only problem goat we ever had was an adult dam with horns, all the hornless ones where fine, but she was a bitch to me and my dad. So every time she acted up, I'd get to her side, grab her horns from behind, and shove her face into the ground. She got the idea eventually. I think people in general blow the danger of goats completely out of proportion.

>>2297651
Yeah, all of our goats were dehorned when we bought them, except for our billy goat. Oddly enough, he was super chill. It was the females who were the real mean ones. I remember I used to grab him by his beard when I was only like, six or seven years old, and lead him around by it.

I only ever saw him charge in an attempt to ram someone once. It was my older sister, a total wuss, she plastered herself against the wall and let out a horrendous banshee shriek.

Terrified the living daylights out of all the poor goats in the barn at the time, lol.

That's actually how I learned that goats do NOT fuck around with high pitched noises.

Although to be fair, it was probably some kind of PTSD left over from being in the barn at the time of the incident.

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>gif in a webm thread

>>2297153
is this from the new top gear show or did they grab it from somewhere?

>>2296078
Truly savage

>>2297150
>I grew up on a goat farm
That's not something I hear every day

>>2296537
Makes me miss mine, though the ones I had only grew up to 5" long. Still awesome bugs though.

>>2297454
My neck...
Fuck.

>>2297348
>when you buy her a drink and she says thanks and then ignores you

>>2297914
>Top 10 anime betrayals

>>2298346
>geko
boi

>>2298339
I don't know why the ending to that shocked me when I had already read the file name...

>>2298339
I can never decide if this is real or fake when it's posted.

>>2298389
Ive seen some furry being fucked by the same stuffed horse. The toy moves it's head.

>>2298339

definitely looks like an animatronic, maybe to test how well the horse is trained

>>2296080
>doggo.rar

What do you think this movie??
https://youtu.be/yiTU16V_dn0

>>2297150
it's not a goat, it's a sheep
Goats rear up on thour hind legs and headbutt "from above", sheep just ram, like in the vid.
also, just look at it

source: my uncle breeds sheep and has a few goats as well

>>2296078
>That ninja speed
They'd make incredible assassins

>>2295830
Fuck I want a border collie so much

>>2294821
i think your dog has autism

>>2297153
AT-AT inspiration

>>2298389
It's an animatronic horse.

>>2298397
Pretty sure they threw it in there knowing full well what'd happen.

>>2298372
I didn't know till this guy >>2298503
Pointed it out. Even if it did happen you shouldn't be shocked. Animals are just as bad as us

>>2298413
Strick's a sense of fear knowing that they hunt the exact same ways as lions and shit. Knowing they have cousins that can destroy me is scary

>>2296590
It affects how long they are.

>>2295907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk_mKPeiGWw

>>2298980
that's a cute and comfy doggo

what fucking dog breed is that?

>>2297414
fuck off moralfag

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>>2299141
Yeah, how dare people not want things to suffer! You sure showed him, Anonymous!

>>2299157
It's reaction is so human, it's almost weird.

>>2296080
>Danny DogVito.webm

>>2299157
lmao

>>2297414

Saying is one thing and doing is another.

Like saying I fucked your mom, but I did fuck your dad.

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>>2300411
Who was pitching and who was catching?

>>2299093
Chew toy vs all those yummy treats. Real winner is obvious.

>>2298824
Cats are all the same. Size is only difference. House cat size of lion would be just as dangerous as lion.

>>2298296
fucking kek

>>2297351
The turtle was trying to attack the one he was flipping over.

>>2301049
God damn is that guy a professional, I wouldn't be able to resist petting that kitty.

>>2301047
>>>/wsg/1501988

>>2298980
Holy shit dogs taking their toys everywhere is the cutest thing ever

>>2301040
Can't really call them Wobbleheads can you?

>>2295907
Even when bopping their head on the ground, what a goddamn majestic creature.

>>2295830
Border Collies are the best.

>>2298296
sheep: me
fence: NEET lifestyle
people: normie friends
hill: life

>>2296013
>watch me swooce right in

>>2296537
I was attacked by one as a child, will always hate these things!

>>2294821
Wow

>>2294821
does anyone have some footage of a scottish terrier? I love watching those little fluff balls

>>2297150
>I grew up on a goat farm
Storytime?

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>>2295904

BLOODY AMATEUR

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>>2296575

I AM...STILL...EMPERORRRRRRR

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>>2301043

That raccoon is living life to the extreme

>>2301949
>>>/wsg/1503639

>>2297411
Neither of them are prime.

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>>2301938
Isn't this one?

>>2301906
did it win?

>>2301944
>that little slide at the end
Cuuuuuute!

>>2301949
>coke coon FUCKING LOVES cocaine

>>2302620
>looks like it's just been shot
>that hawk reveal
>on cam for all of 2 frames
jesus that birb is scary

>>2302743
Of course they are, they're dinosaurs after all. Just smaller and more floofy.