Redpill me on dogs

Dogs are the most redpilled animals.

Labrador or a Border Collie.

>>2288761

Dogs are tasty.

anything that isnt a tiny faggot dog unless your tiny faggot dog is a working dog and you actually hunt game or fowl

>>2288761
Best dogs = Pug / Corgi / Shiba

>>2288762
Labs, Collies, Golden Ret = BORING.

>>2288761

Only get a dog if you have time for it, and wont stuff it in a cage 18 hours a day. Doggos hate that.

>>2288765

Fucking weebs

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>>2288761
Golden retrievers are the true patrician breed

>>2288763
Nice proxy Canada

>>2288765
>pugs
>Litteraly bred to die and be stupid af
>redpilled pet

>>2288766
Word. I lost a friend over that. Go to his house and his gf has big dogger locked in little cage. Argument ended up with me telling him he better make room in the cage for his nuts after his eastern European gold digging whore cuts them off

Dogs are waste of time and resources

>>2288772
Brazil is a waste of time and resources but we still let you post here.

Get a dog that rates highly for LOYALTY and INTELLIGENCE because modern society is so fucked that you can't find that in people so might as well look for it in man's best friend.

Also, train the dog, because they're happier and you're happier if they're trained.

>>2288772
t. Hue Hue Hue

>>2288766
THIS

Depends on where you live and what your hobbies are. If you're active get a dog that will go running with you or something, if not get a lazy breed that'll be totally stoked to sit around with you and do nothing.

In short KNOW YOUR BREED before you get one

>>2288761

Where do you live? If you don't want to provide, just describe the climate

How much space do you have
1) in your house/apartment
2) how much land you have, if any

Are there any nearby forests, fields, etc?

How committed do you think you would actually be to having a dog and how much time do you have per day to be with it?

Do you have any relatives or family members who live with you, are they comfortable with dogs? Do they have time to also exercise it?

Finally: what do you expect from your dog? Loyalty, guard dog, fun and playful, family dog, intelligent, "just for show", or..?

Answer the above and i'll tell you which dog breed is perfect for you

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These are the best dogs because theyre meant for working dogs but are good normal dogs too, not some shit like your picture that autistic japanese women use to fill the void of being infertile

Pic related is best dog, though some have very short tails from being docked

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West highland white Terriers

>>2288761
>Should I get a dog?
If that's your thing and there's a Chinatown nearby then yes

>If yes what is the most objectively redpilled dog?
Dog skewer with rice is pretty good

>>2288761
A working dog. If it's AKC approved, dump it.

>>2288766
Pretty much this. Walk them every day/every other day. Imagine being cooped up in your house all day and never leaving (even though I'm sure some people on this website think that's a good thing)

>>2288781
>If it's AKC approved, dump it.
If it's AKC approved, put it out of its misery and call the humane society on whatever creep is breeding it or offering it for sale

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>>2288761
I have one like it and they're very nice and friendly.
Also they don't take a lot of place

>>2288770
so basically pugs are women?

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>>2288761
Is there a more redpilled dog in history than Blondi the German Shepard, if so name one?

Protip you cant!

>>2288761
GET A LABRADOR

>>2288765
gay

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>>2288761
German Shepherd, one of the most loyal, obedient, intelligent and strong breeds out there. If you want a being always near you, obeying and useful, go for it, but remember the dog needs your attention, show your affection and you'll receive tenfold.

>>2288761
Dogs are best pets, but also the most annoying ones.

You have to teach them, love them, walk them, wash them and feed them. Be prepared to spend a lot of your time and effort on that animal.
Cats on the other hand, just need food and a place to shit.

Big dogs > Small dogs

Get a german shepherd, golden retriever, labrador, or border collie.

>>2288766
So much this

sister had a german sheppard that she claimed to love so much but only took it out of its cage to shit, so it only saw the light of day for maybe 20 minutes per day.

i ended up finding it a new home while she was gone, of course she was pissed but hey, dogs need to be outside

>>2288765
>Pug
>Shiba
*tips reddit*

>>2288765
Corgos are top tier pupper

>>2288765

>Labs are boring

Literally too smart and high energy for you?

>>2288772
Dogs can actually be useful, unlike shitskins like you

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Also top three best dogs are :
Border Collie
Belgian Malinois (pic related)
Golden retriever

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>Be dog
>have owner
>wait at train station every day until owner returns to feed you
>owner dies
>People notice the situation and start feeding you
>return every day to train station to get free food
>years pass
>become a national symbol of loyalty even though you're basically just a canine hobo begging at the train station

Get a schnauzer
>>104844823
>>104842347
>>104842442
RARE CENTRA

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>>2288777
not the op, but i wanna to have a dog as well. i live alone in a flat. 8h work/day. small city with parks and nearby mountains/forests. im afraid that 8h is too much for dog to stay home alone, but maybe i am wrong? i would go with him outside before/after arbeit + some walks in weekends.
i am lonely and i drink alcohol to kill loneliness. i think dog would help me.

1) it is a good idea to have a dog?
2) it is ok for a dog to live 8h/day alone?
3) which breed?

thanks!

>>2288772

>Guard/Alert Dogs
>Hunting Dogs
>Service animals
>Companions
>Search and Rescue
>Herding
>Cargo Dogs
>Racing
>Bomb and Drug dogs
>Cadaver Dogs
>Pest Elimination

>waste of time and resources.

HUE NIGGER

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>>2288761
The obvious answer is: Borzois

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>>2288786

>>2288773
Good shitpost my side.
Plus one for Canada.

>want to adopt a dog from no kill shelters
>there are only pitbulls, mutts, and other low-tier breeds
FUCKING NIGGER LOWLIVES, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BREED ANIMALS FOR FIGHTING

>>2288761
>redpilled dog

Personal preference. Not everything has to lie on the redpilled bluepilled spectrum, anon.

>hmm how can I brush my teeth more red pulled this morning?

animals are shit

The best dog is the best-trained dog. Watch the Leerburg dog training video series there are torrents out there

Cats are the most red pilled animals.
But big dogs like rottweiler are also red pilled.

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>>2288761
Dogs ARE unclean. They eat feces, they piss everywhere, they lick their balls, and after having done all of that, you let them fucking lick you ? On top of that, they are loud as hell and aggressive to other animals, and their owners are irresponsible uncivil fucks.

Fuck that stupid animal.

>>2288799
i would say don't get a dog just to kill your loneliness if you're not gonna be home to see it a lot. Sounds like you might also go out drinking often which will give you even less time with the dog (and when you're hungover your unlikely to take it for a walk)

So as for 1), no, not a good idea, BUT asume you decide to do so anyways, see

2) i would say no as dogs are intelligent beings and require stimulation. that said, many dog breeds are prone to just fall asleep when left alone and then it's really a non-issue. so depends on the breed, its activity level, size and general intellect

3) i asume you're a dude, so you don't want a dog that is too feminine

i'd say a basset hound for your needs. while not very demanding and inheritantly lazy, the do have special requirements so be aware of those before you buy one.

make sure when you take it for a walk that it has time to sniff around etc


i personally like spitz dogs (pointy nose, lifted ears, furry - looks like wolves/foxes) but they are very demanding and require lots of attention and space. so not ideal for you

>>2288761
I once read an article where a muslim guy was talking about how Western people get a dog and treat it like a baby instead of getting children of their own. There's one video where a guy gloats about how this is one of the reasons why muslims are winning the demographic war.

I like dogs, they can be pretty great animals. But seeing muslim perspective on dog ownership gave me a pause. These days I tend to look at all the people walking their dogs and wonder how Europe would be right now if those people got a kid instead of a dog.

>>2288761
Only if you have a house. German sheppards are nice.

>>2288761
belgian malinois, if you know someone in the air Force you can get one trained.

>>2288767
But anime is cancer.

>>2288770
Best watchdog there is.

>>2288788
>>2288792
Not an argument.

>>2288794
>>2288796
No, they're just boring basic bitch doggo. Boring.

dogs hate coloured people. they're racist af

>>2288809
Jews are worse.

>>2288809

Well if I could legally enslave a Palestinian I would. They also fall under every con you just suggested.

>>2288804
we get it you're vegan

>>2288783

What is AKC?

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>Nobody mentioned Rotties yet

Husky master race, reporting.

If you can get past the training hurdles they are amazing animals.

(have awesome photos of my two Siberians, but cuckchan doesn't like my filesize)

>>2288765
*tips fedora*

>>2288817
Good idea 2bh.

>>2288815
Thanks. This is what sold me.

>>2288819

American Kennel Club.

It supposedly the "authority" on breed purity. They are also the same faggots that love sloped back german shepards.

>>2288796
Fuck what an asshole.

>Let me take my dog up in a fucking plane and free-fall from it cause hahaha I love my dog bro let's scare the absolute shit out of it!

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>>2288768
That's not the Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever

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>>2288761
>>2288766
>>2288776

Honestly OP, those anons are both 100% right.

Dogs are loving creatures, and you need to return the love and affection by being responsible and caring.

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Dogs are no-pill

They don't give a shit about gender/race/religion/ethnicity etc

They were put on Gaia by Allah to love all humans equally

>>2288826
Weimaraner?

>>2288779
Do you even take it outside to actually do what it was bred to do?

>>2288830
My dog used to get beat by niggers. Now whenever a nigger walks near my house or on the sidewalk he barks. He's like people on here and learned

>>2288779
I always think of Westies as little old men with long white beards

>>2288800
Things you need in 21st century

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>required reading to understand the dogger philosophy

>>2288830

kek

The dogs in Iraq wanted to kill shitskin mudslimes and barked at all the black soldiers and marines.

Dogs hate shitskins unless they were raised by them in a caring manner. Dogs are white mans best friend if anything.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2507328/Best-friends-30-000-years-Genetic-testing-proves-dog-ancestors-formed-special-bond-man-Ice-Age.html

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>>2288761
Ignore these faggots, OP.
get yourself a Doberman

>>2288831
>>>2288826 (You)
>Weimaraner?
Yeah

>>2288830
My dogs always hated niggers

>>2288796
Do not get a fucking Belgian Malinois, they are on nigger crack and need jobs to do. Without it they will eat your Taylor Swift Blow up Doll and will fuck up your house. They also shed 24/7 so be prepared to have a forest in your house and car. Get a Lab/Poodle

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Aussie Blue cattle Dogs are awesome - Very intelligent loyal hard working dogs that are absolutely one of the best breeds going round.

Only down side is if you are not active. These guys were bred to range many kilometers in a single day herding and working for most of it.

However, bred for all weather they are superb if you have the time and energy to put into them. They are used by the Australian Army as explosive assistant dogs and are only "medium sized".

I can not stress enough the required exercise though they are VERY full on.

>>2288811
kys abdul

>>2288797
Kek, never saw it that way.

Dogs have lost their purpose in urban enviorments for most people. Dogs were bred to help man in agricultural labor. Now the common man cannot give dogs their right purpose.

In urban enviorments dogs are mostly limited to police/rescue or guide dogs. Other than that no need to have a dog if u dont have a farm.

We might start seeing dogs to help with raising children. U can leave your kids in a room without adult supervision but a big dog there to stop them from doing stupid shit.

>>2288790
>You have to teach them
No shit. But it only takes about a week to house train a dog.
> love them
That's kinda half the point of having a dog
> wash them
>walk them
Not having a fenced in yard?
what 10 minutes once a week at most?
> feed them
Are you fucking retarded Germoney?
>Get a german shepherd
I can agree with this.They're up in the top when it comes to intelligence.
>golden retriever, labrador, or border collie.
Labs are cool if hunting is your thing or you just want "a dog" The other 2 are kinda bitch dogs.

OP either go for a Rotty
Bordeaux or based as fuck Chow Chow.

Rotty - big and no one will want to come near your home. Loyal if you raise them from a pup. Females tend to be easier to work with. They're trollish as fuck too.

Bordeaux = most of the time people think they're dumb bulldogs. Loyal as fuck. Big lazy shits half of the day. When it comes down to business they put their game faces on though. They charge right into things if SHTF. And usually bowl right over whatever the problem is. And this is a 150lb animal slamming into said problem at full speed. Good hunting dogs too if you have the training know how.

Chow Chow = Guard dog. They're smallish dogs. Totally loyal as fuck. Very independent. Fast as fuck. Kind of aloof so you don't have to screw with em much.
They'll fuck an intruder up and ask questions later.
You have to establish you're the boss with em though.
They're a bit stubborn. Don't expect em to do tricks and shit.
They're there to protect you and your home/family.

>>2288796

I swear to everything Holy, I would bunch that faggot in the face with all of my might if I new who he was. That's cruel and heartless animal abuse.

>>2288761

The Wolf is the redpilled dog, the domestic ones are immitating in good nature and are good buds.

Redpilled is a strong term.

>>2288772
>un puto mono brasileño
kys hue

>>2288837
Dogs are highly empathetic creatures, so it's only natural that they can pick up on who is a scumbag. Ergo, dogs hate black people.

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>>2288761
get a good able-bodied shepherd dog breed
no nigger dogs or tiny cuckdogs

i would suggest a turkish kangal dog but pretty sure those are quite rare in the states

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>>2288761
Obvious.

>>2288799
Shibas, not memeing here, are good apt. dogs. They're a bit like cats in their ways and although a bit stubborn, will be awesome dogeys.

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>>2288842
>I can not stress enough the required exercise though they are VERY full on.

How do you find the time between your chronic alcoholism and eternal battle with the european carp?

>>2288761

I don't care what anyone says, but I believe there should be licenses for different breeds of dogs.

I see no reason why a sheep-dog, for example, should be cooped up in a council-house when it deserves to be working on a farm with vast expanses to run (as befits such a breed that was designed to run around).

There's no reason why some chav needs a Rottweiler, other than to intimidate and attack other members of the public.

>>2288851

How do Turks rectify having and owning dogs while the Koran demands they be destroyed?

>>2288842

Love these dogs and they have become popular in the states even up here in the north where it is cold as fuck. I live in an apartment and am single/work full-time so I could never get one.

If I inherited my Grandfathers farm I would definitely get a couple of them.

>>2288847
Guess you have to punch our military, then.

>>2288851
If we want a smelly hairy animal around the house we would just invite Turks over

>>2288821

bump for huskies. they arent for everyone, but they are teh best.

>>2288808
Fucking gay faggot jew here can't handle a true doggo

Only get a dog if you already have a family, otherwise its a waste of time.

>>2288789
Prone to hip problems in later age and you will have to suicide it by taking a gun to the back of its head and shooting it 6 times or else be prepared to spend thousands on arthritic treatments at the snake oil salesman vet shops

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>>2288761
Either pic-related or a Kangal.

>>2288842

Isn't that the breed Mad Max had in Road Warrior?

He looks cool as fuck.

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>>2288860
>bump for huskies. they arent for everyone, but they are teh best.

QUADS dont lie. Praise Kek.

>>2288865

Yeah its an Aussie breed - mostly for farmers.

>>2288863
Stop buying AKC dogs.

>>2288843
He's right.

>>2288811
I've thought this same thing. I'd never have another dog if I felt it was reducing my chance of having another kid.

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>>2288761
Tamaskan dog obviously.
Or Finnish spitz.
Basicly any Finnish breed.

>>2288761
Yup. Go out every morning rain or sleet or aliens to play catch and bury shit.

It's actually good for a body; the opposite is stay inside unloved and post on /pol/

>>2288865

Yes Australian cattle dog, ACD, blue heeler.

I've had dogs for years. Currently I have two Bloodhounds. In the past I've had Mastiffs, Beaucerons, Bullmastiffs, Lurchers and Sheep dogs.

Take into account how much time you have and what company you keep. You'll need space for any dog, and obviously the bigger the dog the more space you need. Training is crucial, but you should view it as you being trained too.

Look after them. They're lovely creatures and if you keep them close they'll look after you. Don't dress them up for Christmas or get in their faces, and if you have strangers coming round introduce them properly. I don't let any of my dogs near people's kids, even my sisters children.

Avoid pikey dogs. You know which ones I mean.

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>tfw my Blue Heeler is getting old and will probably die in the next couple years
Trying to decide if I should get another heeler or a Basenji. I hear Basenji's can be cunts.

I'm looking for a cool breed that can handle themselves around cows/sheep and won't sperg out and kill chickens.

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>>2288838
>get the dog that eventually dies young because its brain gets too big for its cranium

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if ur white you'll love dogs

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I have a few 'strayan frog dogs.
They're pretty based.

Hi /pol/ I want to get a dog(haven't owned one since I was little) but I need to know what breed to get.

I think I need a lazy dog who will be okay with me being gone sometimes. I'm 23 so I still have a bit of degen partyfag in me, and occasionally I'll go out around ~6-7pm and sleep at a friend's house and not be back till later in the morning the next day.

What kind of dog will be happy enough to stay home alone for that sort of time, or is lazy/chill enough to come with me to my friend's house and not destroy the place while we're gone?

I work from home as a programmer, live alone, I'm literally going insane from the loneliness.

>>2288864
girls with big dogs = sex time behind closed doors

>>2288864
10/10 would ride into battle, dog is ok too.

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>>2288810
thank you anon. i drink at home, and try to move to health hangover.
but you're right, maybe it would be better to stay with vodka, not introducing live beign into my shitty life.

>>2288856
wolves are sacred in turkic lore

see the ergenekon mythology.

>>2288811

I don't know how Europeans are but most people I know that own dogs have a family. It's not easy taking care of a dog if you have to work all the time.

I do notice people treating their dogs like babies and like families but I usually see this with older women and men to a lesser extent once their kids have left the nest.

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>>2288765

>>2288761
Get a doggo only if you can be responsible for it for 14 years, until he/she dies.

keep your faggy off topic threads in their proper place faggots.

Fucking hate what you faggots have made /pol/ into

>>2288886
What, This is /an/

>>2288887
it was moved from /pol/

>>2288761

>needs at least four hors of your time per day (walking, playing, training)
>will need to be housebroken
>will need chews (chewing is calming and keeps destructive tendencies at bay)
>will poop a lot (train it to go in one section of the backyard)
>will shed
>will bark (can be controlled by keeping dog occupied)
>will require vaccinations, flea/tick prevention, heartworm prevention, and spaying/neutering

If everything checks and you think you can handle it, go for it.

>>2288892
So you came here to complain ?
Pathetic poltard cockmuncher

>>2288804
>says mutts like a bad things
>low tier breeds
breedfags pls

>>2288829
That's a fucking gigantic dog, holy shit.

>>2288866
Checked.

Dogs are luxury of active people. If you think a gf/bf is a waste of time, your dog WILL be neglected and suffering.

>>2288766
This. 98% of dog owners actually at least keep their dogs locked up for at least 8 hours because they're too lazy to train their dog.

>>2288810
Seconded. I have a basset mix, he sleeps 20 hours a day even though I've got another dog for him to play with. A+ apartment doggo. That said, hounds are bred to be more independent, which makes them stubborn and challenging to train. He often acts like he doesn't even hear commands, so he can't be trusted off-leash in unfenced areas.

I kind of want a whippet when I have my own place. I'm assuming they wouldn't be good apartment dogs unless I had access to some sort of dog park, correct?

I would definitely love some sort of hound breed though, I've always had the best experiences with hound dogs.

>>2288784
>>2288828
>>2288842
Most A E S T H E T I C breeds

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>>2289486
Sighthounds are great apartment dogs, they sleep as much as cats do. Just make sure they get some exercise every day.

>>2288765
I mean I can see why you wouldn't like dogs that are vastly more intelligent than you, but they're not boring.

>>2288825
>this
Anybody who brings up "purity" or "lineage" as a plus is creating genetic abominations for profit

Ive seen mutts raised on the street with less health problems than a pug

>>2288829
Is this your dog? Goddamn that is an aesthetic doggo.

>>2290000
1.) the anon you are asking originally made that post in /pol/, which is where this thread was moved from. I highly doubt that they are still monitoring it, days later, on a different board.
2.)That particular photo is not only shopped, but it's been passed around for years now.
3.)I just don't have it in me to call you a new fag, or to lurk more. You see I'm laid up on new years with a stomach bug. The best I can do is heavily imply that you are an idiot.

>>2289604
I love long doggos thanks anon! I love being outside so walks and park visits won't be an issue for me.

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>>2288827
That's a military dog.

>>2288772

>waste of time

I know you guys don't have a lot of food and stuff, but you really shouldn't eat undercooked meat.

>>2288820
my personal favorite dog.