What is the cucumber of dogs?

>>2280024
Nothing because dogs aren't retarded like cats.

>>2280033
Nice try but dogs are extremely fucking retarded.

>>2280033
>>2280045
ah i get it now. they sure must have their cucumber but they are so retarded that they dont have an instinctive reaction against it. they might even try to make friends with it.

Vacuum cleaners

>>2280024
They aren't afraid of the cucumber. They're startled by a object that wasn't there seconds ago.

>>2280119
More to the point they're started by ab object that's the general shape of a snake seemingly sneaking up on them while in a vulnerable state

>>2280024
dogdumber

>>2280120
>implying cats even have a concept of what a snake is

>>2280152
>what is instinct

>>2280152
>what is tv

>>2280152
>a concept

do you need the concept of thirst to look for water when thirsty?

>>2280152
>Does an animal have a concept of what it's natural predator is.


fly a fake bird over the head of your Python and see if it doesnt flip its shit mate.

>>2280051

>making friends and wanting healthy social interactions is retarded behavior
>not letting mild stressors send you into hysterics is retarded behavior

Cat owners, everyone.

punkin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2_HkWs7OM0

>>2280051
>befriending a phallic object
Anon, I have bad news for you.

>>2280152
cats know what snakes are so much it's what they imitate when they themselves hiss