A Goose is a Good Friend. For me And You.

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>>2277220
A dog find His friend with a Goose. Can You?

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>>2277221
Yes you Can. A Goose what does A Goose want? To be Your friend.

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>>2277222
The Goose will let you Hug. Would You hug the Goose?

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>>2277223
The Is no more friendly Bird then the Goose. You can feed A Goose family. Did you know?

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>>2277225
If You are lonely Don't cry. Tell a Goose, you will Find good Friend for the night. He will Sleep with You.

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>>2277226
The Goose is a Friendly and Gentle Friend.
Can You find be a Friend With the Goose?

IT'S A FUCKING LIE

RUN THEY'RE GONNA GET YOU

HISS HISS

RUN!

RUN!

t. goose

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HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

>>2277220
I love the goose. It is a buddy. Treat them right and they treat you right.

>>2277220
A Goose can Freestyle Rap. About Lakes an Shit, Yo.

A goose can fertilize your entire lawn in an hour. And also your driveway and patio. Did you know?

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HOOOOOOOOOOOOONKE

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Such majesty!

>>2277248

Only time I have ever had a goose hiss at me was when the goose's brood of fluffy yellow children wandered a little closer to me than mother goose was comfortable with. She redirected the kids and gave with a gave me a thorough 'fuck off away from muh babies' hissing. I moved a little further away and she was fine with that.

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>>2277700
This is the mother goose in question and some of her kit.

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>>2277700
>>2277712

And a closer shot of the kids.

the only good thing about winter is that these shitters fuck off for about 4 months.

Do they make good house guests?

The geese around here will gang up and fuck your shit up.

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Someone please make a picture of a goose shitposting at a computer

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>>2277779
But then they get replaced by thousands upon thousands of Cackling Goose. And even then some still linger.

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>>2277716
Are these your shots? Pretty good camera.

>>2277871
Already done my man.

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>>2277781
They also make a delicious roast beef-like texture when stewed in tomato soup for about 12 hours on a low simmer. Lean and tender.

>>2278067
>Are these your shots? Pretty good camera.

Yes i took those. Animal photo is my hobby. They were taken with a Nikon D7100 and a Tamron 150-600mm lens.

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>We have questions for you, Human.
>Where have you stored the lettuce and breadcrumbs!
>We have ways of making you talk, Human...

>>2278099
That bird is edgy af

>>2278100
nothing personnel, kid

>>2278109
"Honk honk"

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HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

>>2277223
yes I would hug the goose! they are friends :)

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>>2278068
only beta nu-males hate geese. they can't handle how badass and alpha the goose is.

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>>2277290
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>>2280271

>>2280208
Would have killed this person to use proper punctuation?

>>2280369
Did you do that on purpose?

>>2277290
Giz defend us against niggers too

>>2277225
that mom is fucking hot

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>>2280271
Why does everything and everyone piss itself and run away from the damn geese? I made friends with the local herd at the park simply by standing among them as they rained blow after futile blow against my mighty human form until they just went WTF and gave up. Now I can walk among them at whim and they just ignore me or actually follow along behind me.

It's a fucking bird, people. It's 90% fluff, they cant hurt you. I let them play tug of war with my finger and it doesnt hurt.

>>2277520
oh god the teeth
THE TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETH

>>2280788
>It's a fucking bird, people.
IKR
they have hollow bones for pete's sake

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>>2277220
Everytime goose fly above my head and calling eachother I think of these guys

>>2277226
Is he toilet trained, anon?

>>2280803
You cant toilet train geese. Some parrots you can but geese arent that smart. They are the equivalent of... fish that can fly.

You can put a diaper on them but that's retarded.

>>2277220
>Geese are misunderstood
>muslims are peaceful

PREDICTABO

>live by a pond in an apartment complex
>there's fucking goose shit everywhere, all over the sidewalk but no geese in sight
>walk by the pond, there's some overgrown plants near the water
>goose bursts forth from the plants without warning, flying at me and hissing
>take a startled step back and slip in all the goose shit
>beat it back and walk home with bloodied palms and arms smeared in goose shit
Apparently the goose thought it was a good idea to build a nest right by a walkway humans use on a daily basis. Crazily enough, I didn't die of blood poisoning due to goose shit being rubbed in my beak bite marks.
I seriously considered going back down there and hitting it with a baseball bat just in case it attacked some unsuspecting kid.

>>2280823
The goose has EVERY right to be there.Driving past a stop sign because you didn't see it still makes it wrong the same way as walking into a goose's nest area when you didn't see it is wrong. Use this as a learning experience and don't be mad at the goose for acting on its instincts.

>>2280844
Don't you have a park to terrorize right about now?

There were too many geese in the next town over. Disease was rampant. Shit everywhere. So a team came in and caught as many as they could. Diseased ones were culled and healthy ones were served in local homeless shelters. Milwaukee at its finest. Look it up.

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Save it up!
Save it and repost it!

Goose is innocent victim of modern society. They were here first, you humans are intruding on their land. Show some respect.

>>2280788
This.

I befriended some geese near my work over the years and would sit with them on my breaks. They didn't even mind me around their babies.

>>2280183
M-masaka...!

flying rats. great for jerky though

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>>2277716
Damn dude those are some great photos