Animal Quotes

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>>2273933
I don't have much to get the thread started off right, so my apologies anons.

>>2273933
"Woof, bork" -my dog

>>2273934

that fucked me up

>>2274215
That fucked me up

>>2273952
'rahp rahp' -my pup

>Animals are such agreeable friends―they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
My favorite.

>>2273934
Fuck man, that's touching as heaven.

>>2274215
>>2274323
Right?

>hurk, huuurk, hurk

-cat towards carpet

Dogs are like humans only that they arent assholes

>>2273934
Cringe

>>2273933
Saved

>>2274531
>Babbies too afraid of getting teased to like things

my dog doesn't bark. how do i make her bark?

>>2274555
Call her a doofus in a challenging voice.

"Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks"- my long-nosed, jewish, millennial doggo who depends on the state for his own welfare

>>2274553
Cool quote and everything, but
>comic sans
really?

>>2274551
There's no getting around that it was incredibly cringeworthy

>>2274557
didn't work.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
-Ogden Nash

>>2274703
You must be 16 or older to post here.

>>2274553
fuck this.

Stuck up bitch of a dog never comes on command but dares to tackle me when i go through the door with love and affection and keep me pinned for like 10 minutes until she's satisfied with cuddling and then wants nothing to do with me.

>>2275020
HAHA, just like a women.

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>>2274576
shoot the jew doggo

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>>2273933

>>2276377
lmao the truth