Hello /an/,
Meet Ivan, who lately has become known as Ivan the Terrible. He's a rescue my wife and I found starving as a kitten by the side of a creek last Thanksgiving.
He's now extremely happy, spry, and loves us both to death.
He's also beating the shit out of my wife's Schnauzer Rocky. He chases the dog around the house, chews on his beard, and most annoyingly has taken to stealing Rocky's food.
The dog takes it all like a champ and has never lashed out at Ivan, bit him, or even growled (Who's a little bitch? Yes you are! Yes YOU are!)
But seriously how do I get my cat to stop stealing my dog's food? He eats his own food and just grooms protection money from the dog dish as well.
Non-retarded pic angled the correct way
Only other things I can say are Ivan eats Meow Mix and the dog eats Alpo.
The cat's food is isolated on a counter so the dog doesn't steal it and Ivan is perfectly capable and willing to jump on the counter to reach the food.
>>2270552
>cats on the kitchen counter
you are disgusting
>>2270557
That was back when we very first moved in and I hadn't set boundaries with a squirt gun.
>>2270561
Good choice of gun.
Feed them at different times? Reintroduce the water gun?
>>2270565
My first thought was to use the water gun, except he steals the food when we're asleep. I can't catch him to squirt him.
>>2270579
Don't feed your animals before you go to sleep.
I learned that the hard way when raccoons started fucking around with my cat-door.
Remedy: Cruel Airhorn's Thesis in the wee morning hours.