Seal thread

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Seal?

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>>2264275
Oh my god look at its fur and curled up flippers

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What a great idea for a thread.

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>>2264286
I first came to /an/ from /k/ hoping to see seals here and I found them immediately. Since then I've been part of one more such thread, so I decided to keep the dream alive.

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Looooooong seal

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>>2264289
Welcome home seal lover.

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>>2264322
I mean, how can you not love them?

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>used to shitpost in shit threads with seal pictures and sometimes make a seal thread on /an/
>only a few people on this god forsaken site actually like seals.
good thread

>>2264272
Whats a seal's favorite thing to do at the weekend
Clubbing

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I love seals ^^

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yeeeah

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>>2264368

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This seal thread isn't gonna die on my watch

>>2264275
what a fatty

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Technically a sea lion but close enough

>mom asks what i did with my day
>I-I did job applications
>actually looked at pics of seals and watched seal stuff on youtube

day spent well if i say so myself

>>2266400

are they playing fetch?

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Baby seals are cute

>>2266436
Yes, I hope

>>2266408
I've been doing that for 8 years. Seals > jobs

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>>2266483
>>2266408
Good to see you got your priorities in check bud.

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Seals have very strange necks

>>2266910
Do they have necks at all? They seem to be non existent

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Two seal in there natural habitat.

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>>2268128
Learn 2 english, fgt.

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>>2268182
Why have I seen all these seals with limes?

>>2268128
i want those
winters would never be cold again

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>>2268246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFGpl61L9Rs
It has something to do with one of the streamers on vinesauce.

>>2268258
Fuck that funhaus for life

>>2268182
LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A SWORD!

>>2268270
>Getting fired up over youtube gaming channels
Tbqh famalamadingdong gaymen vidyas are low-tier entertainment

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>>2268928
Fair enough. Honestly though, there really ought to be more seal videos on YouTube. Particularly Ross seals.

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Dongs welcome?

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>>2269758
wew lad

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>>2270160
>>2267125
>>2266306
For anyone that doesn't know, a sea lion has its ears on the outside of its head, a seal just has holes.
(everyone here already knew that I bet)

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I took this one myself. He was a very happy seal.

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>>2270197
Here is a better way to tell them apart.

Sea lions are loud mean faggots.
Seals are cute, cautious and usually quiet unless it's an elephant seal

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I hate myself

>>2270264
Or unless they are raping penguins to death

>>2270287
I didn't know that I wanted to see a picture of this until I actually saw it. Thank you for your contribution 10/10

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>>2270413
Fur seals are basically sea lions anyways. On an unrelated note I had no idea leopard seals eat other seals.

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>>2270487
Leopard seals make me very uneasy.

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Seal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L7VJl76i9U

>>2270614
All of this guy's videos are incredible.

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>>2270493
water wolves

>>2270712
More like water monstrosity.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmw4lzjEqD8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxIf9egoJIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBVFUZJmfCY
memes

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>>2270493
>>2270712

My favorite.

>>2270956
It is the deep one

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>>2270956

>>2270956
This is why deep sea is so scary.

>>2271188
THAT is the thing that all those ugly ass things at the bottom of the ocean are scared of.

>>2270493
>>2270956
These things are scary intelligent too. One tried to give a dead penguin to a national geographic diver.

>>2271391
Oh my god that's hilarious. Anyone have some more seal webms?

>>2270712
Heckin scary.

Much like how I no longer want to risk swimming with the dolphins, seals are so not cute:

BBC - Earth - Seals discovered having sex with penguins:

"All four known sexual incidents followed a common pattern. Each time a seal chased, captured and mounted the penguin. The seal then attempted copulation several times, lasting about five minutes each, with periods of rest in between.
I genuinely think the behaviour is increasing in frequency
Male and female penguins mate via an opening called a cloaca, and the seals are thought to have actually penetrated the penguins in some of the acts, which were caught on film by Haddad.
In three of the four recorded incidents the seal let the penguin go. But on one of the more recent occasions, the seal killed and ate the penguin after trying to mate with it."

Why isn't there any dessert seals?

>>2271890
Meat's too fatty, better as a main course.

>>2271881
>look this up
>the ones doing the rape are fur seals aka hairy sea lions

Once again sea lions are proven to be the scum of the ocean.

>>2271934
OMG, this means I could go back to liking seals again, hooray!

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Sea lions are hairy dindus, seals are all wonderful.

>>2271901
maybe you can make some sort of tiramisu with the rendered skin fat

>>2272067
Their milk has an incredible amount of fat, I think ice cream would be viable

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You guys know it's thick seal Thursday right

Alright an. If i go to a beach and see seal, can safely assume its a mermaid's dog?

Or is this a good way to get mauled cutely?

>>2273270
Everyone dies anon, but not everyone gets to live. You may die but you'all have a glorious, happy death.

>>2264337
What the fuck my sides

>>2271649
Wish I could do this. We get mad fines for touching them where I live.

>>2270493
>>2270712
>>2270956
>>2271389

>2016
>Evolving into a whale.

>>2273930
why

>>2273956
because MUH PROTECTION OF MUHREEN ANIMALS

>>2264282
I wonder. What is the record for rolling a bunch of baby seals together for a selfie?

I just realized I'll probably never get to pet a cute seal.

Mandatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L7VJl76i9U

>>2264298
What's up with the top one's head? looks like it only half furred.

>>2273117
>forked tongue
wut

>>2264282
They're like fluffy sausages with dog faces.

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>>2270712

>>2276498
Cute video, but why did they put the sound of a drunk man puking over it?

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>>2264272
>Eh, what's up friends? Sorry, what's going on in this thr-
>oh!

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Heard you guys like cute seals

>>2270197
I learned something new today, thanks anon

If seals are sea dogs, then what are sea cats? Sea hamsters?

>>2271881

Is that not bestiality?

>>2266306

Fuck sea lions

>>2277102
>sea cats
Catfish
>Sea hamsters
Sea cucumbers

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>>2276622

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>>2278004

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>>2264275

I want to pat the dog belly

>>2270493

Why does it have a teardrop under its eye?

>>2270666

Satan?

Someone post the seals moving on land video

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>>2279127
>>>/wsg/1428208

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>>2264337
>Yuo see ivan, it is simple
>If kebab stay on land, they get bomb
>If kebab go to water, their fate is sealed

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I'm just glad there are so many people that love seals as much as I do

Seal?

>>2270840
>>2270604

>aquatic semites.jpg

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>>2280773
oy vey anon.

>>2270493
>>2270712
>>2270956
Leopard seals may look scary but they're harmless friends to us. When divers swim with leopard seals, the seals will swim along and offer food. If you ever have the chance to swim with leopard seals, please take it.

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>>2280946
>>2280773

>>2281008
I wonder who's behind this post...

>>2281008
Wikipedia says otherwise.

FUTURE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P_-MmBlIfg

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>>2268128
>there

>>2270160
>Gerald will never be your husband
;~;

>>2270956
>Be a wildlife
>Go underwater to find other wildlife to eat
>See that
How do animals not kill themselves more often?

>>2283502
Rock please go.

>>2270197
Didn't know that, thanks for the info.

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>>2264275
What's up with seals resting in this position?
Like come on how is that even comfortable

>>2270840
Jewish seal

>>2283969
I guess everything is comfortable when your own body is like a giant cushion. Just like cats can sleep on anything because they're so fluffy and soft.

>>2283969
I see them do this all the time by my house.

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Reminder that seal friends are the best posters on this site.

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I love seals! Have a monk seal spinning right round, baby, right round.

>>2284650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp-52d4HxtY

>>2284652
10/10 video

Look at these chubsters go: https://youtu.be/l6mGixhCcYY

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>>2284663
>that one leaving a trail of shit in its wake

>>2284670
Damn it now I'll never be able to enjoy that video again.
I did get to see one take a big shit at the New England aquarium however

>>2269163
Same with Weddell seals!

Have you guys seen this? https://youtu.be/MyYlYuaj_zU

>>2284663
>you will never have a seal pool in your back yard

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Dank OC

>>2285668
noice

>>2285668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCB97wA2s34
What's with all these japanese seal videos?

>>2285668
N-Nani?

>>2281269
The leopard seals no doubt

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>>2264272
Sure.

>>2264275
please stop shitposting.

>>2264296
>>2264298
>>2264325
>>2266306
>>2270198
>Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

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Merry Christmas /an/! Let's have a few more seals.

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How do you go from this...

>>2278919
It killed another seal in prison

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>>2286551
Merry christmas seal friends

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To this

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>>2286558
>>2286591
>you will never hang out with seals for a living.

Should I just kill myself /an/?

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>>2286214
We at least still have the other two species. Let's count our blessings and at least hope either reintroducing one of the other two species or even cloning is somewhat feasible in the future.

>>2286558
>>2286591
I think it has something to do with this >>2266910

>>2281008
oh my sweet summer child
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopard_seal#Attacks_on_humans

they're vicious stalkers

Seal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiCBNH7zK_0&feature=youtu.be

>>2286591
Pingu physics

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seal thread?

Seal rock climbing: https://youtu.be/4U8I9IDwe4I

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>>2276540
>>2268128
>>2264477

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Seal thread?

>>2270614
wow I didn't know seals spoke fluent russian

>>2285748
thats chinese fucking stupid baka senpai desu yo

>>2287983
adorable

>>2287983
This is too adorable and hilarious. Boing boing boing boing!

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There's a seal institute in Poland, really nice place and they create a lot of pics weekly.

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And I'm gonna dump a lot of them

Also they have livestream on sledzfoki.pl

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>>2289138
Shit forgot pic

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quality dump lad.

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Excellent dump, towarzysz. Good seals.

>>2264272
nice seals

>>2289225
Seal?

>>2289138
main website is:
http://www.fokarium.pl/

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>>2289247

Okay

but what about walruses?

I like seals

They're delicious

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>>2270287
Nice

>>2289700
Goo goo gajoob.

Happy new year, /an/

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Happy New Year /an/!

>>2274083
To be quite honest I think it's to protect people. They can be very very aggressive.

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>>2290325
Happy new year!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L7VJl76i9U

EGGS

This Weddell seal is a cute derp

>>2287983
N-NANI?!

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>>2286494

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>>2281008

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>>2291685
Has this one been posted yet?

What would seals look like if they had ears?

What would seals look like if they had ears?

What would seals look like if they had ears?

What would seals look like if they had ears?

What would seals look like if they had ears?

What would seals look like if they had ears (pointed ears like dogs)?

What would seals look like if they had ears?

What would seals look like if they had ears?

What would seals look like if they had ears?

What would seals look like if they had ears?

What would seals look like if they had ears?

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>>2292113

>>2292113
MOTHERFUCKER I DECLARE WAR THIS IS MY JOB YOU WANNABE

But really, What would seals look like if they had floppy dog ears?

>>2292130
like a dog with floppy ears and no legs obviously. They're called water dogs for a reason.

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>>2292130
cute

>>2292141
CUTIE!

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They'd look like this, silly.

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>>2292113
Sea lions

Seal?

>>2292391
Yea basically

>>2292659
Seal?

>>2292706
Yea basically

>>2292985
Seal?

>>2292086
Kissu

>>2289718
IT'S PIKACHU

>>2294056
>"It's Clefairy!"

>>2294230
FUCK