If you could choose one animal to completely tame what would

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Assuming It would be as trained and/or as intelligent. Caesar from planet of the apes is pretty based.

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Who's a cute little dog. YES YOU ARE, YES YOU ARE

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>>2262335
Tiger

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>mfw being able have a tamed dinosaur

>>2262361
do you fully comprehend how strong crocodile's jaws are?
You cant even own a firearm in most cities

>>2262372
>You cant own a firearm in most cities

nigga what are you talking about

most of us are murricunts and even cali isn't that bad (yet)

>>2262374
He didn't specify country, so that raises the question.

How many countries/cities have gun control

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Moose are pretty neat

>>2262335
>Picking lions instead of superior tigers

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>>2262335
This Cutie here.

>>2262404
Or a Moose...

>>2262406
Tigers don't have cool manes. At least male lions do.

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>>2262335
Pic related is mine.

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A practical bear pet would be nice, otherwise this.

>>2262335
Mosquitoes. I assume you mean tame all the animals of the species and not just one specimen.

>>2262374
getting a basic rifle in new york requires jumping through hoops and multiple background checks, not even mentioning handguns

>>2262471
Yeah but tigers have awesome stripes instead.

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Shit, I'd settle for just being able to toilet-train one.

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because big loud venomous insects are always cool when you're chilling with them

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hyenas

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Also Hyenas.

Though really, any large predator would be cool to have as a pet, but in real life it's not like you could take it anywhere or get anyone to trust it.

Man, of course.

>>2262361
imagine riding one down a river... imagine...

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blue whale
you could ride it around the ocean.

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>>2262773
they're already just giant housecats no need

>>2262758
Even if it was cooperating, riding a blue whale for any decent length of time would be awful.

>>2262357
>>2262343
torn between these two

>>2262357
lewd

>>2262343
>>2262342
>tfw you will never cuddle a bear

>>2262758
That's a really dangerous place for the diver to be swimming. If the whale thinks he's following her in an attempt to hunt her down, she might tail-smack him which would be an instant kill.

I'd say foxes, but that would open the gates to something I don't need on my conscience, so I'll go with the tigers too.

>>2262979
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Domesticated_Red_Fox

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>>2262343
This is the only right answer

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>>2262791
mfw my auntie always called me tigerbear

>>2262372
R u retarded or third world?

magestic

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Any kind of seal honestly.

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hyenas!!!!

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toucan, all day every day

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>>2262335
This upstanding species of decent primates.

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>>2262404
This

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I'm a bird autist, so hawk or falcon.

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>>2262489
>>2263219

>>2264164
Something should not be able to move that fast in that much snow.

>>2262361
There's always birds

>>2262342
God. I don't think I could do it unless I raised it from a cub. A bear can fucking Shrek your shit in a heartbeat.

>>2262685
but you can still get one, is the point.

>>2262699
Crow door in your wall so it can come and go to poop and fuck it's crow bitches.

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>>2262781
Not if you build a boat to strap to it's back.

>>2262335

Hard to beat the tiger, bear, or crocodile. I guess a rhino would be cool. I'd no doubt end up with a big cat though.

BUT maybe the coolest thing I can think of would be a giant squid. Or maybe a colossal squid. Whichever one I decided was cuter I guess.

That is, unless we allow extinct animals. In that case obviously dinosaurs are candidates. But I might prefer a chocobo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQcduEj8lxI

>>2262489

Joke aside, humans are of course animals, so you might as well put up a white person if that's what you're into. Like say an attractive woman. But humans are already domesticated, generally. So there is no opportunity to actually choose one in this thread.

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>>2262372
>Being in greatest country on earth
>Able to own almost any firearm I want
Gotta love the midwest USA.

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>>2262335
Prolly the best cat there is.

>>2262335

I know there are domesticated foxes, but I'd want an Arctic Fox or Arctic Marble fox. If not that, a white tiger. If I was confined to the city, it would be an albatross. Badass birds.

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>>2262699
This or a leopard.
Just imagine having a crow bro that will fly to you at a whistle, scare people, shit would be awesome.
On the otherhand I've always loved leopards and having a tame one would make my life

>>2264164
Imagine that thing running into you?
>nope.jpg

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>>2262335
>tfw no ripped AF primate buddy to have a lifelong bromance with

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>>2262335
Yellowjackets. That or Japanese Hornets.

>>2262705
Oh shit I didn't even see your post before i posted mine. So how do we give these niggers instructions?