So I just caught a Huntsman What do? http://www.strawpoll.me/11578381

Don't kill It OP, I really like spiders but I live in a place that only has shit house spiders. So that spider is like a treasure to find for me.

>>2258634
I wanted him to release it too, but to the extent that you think your experience is important makes me hope he kills it so that you're reminded of your insignificance

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>>2258621
make it your house spider
have it serve you
build an army

>>2259811
This.

>>2258621
>Hurr durr I can only get erect by killing small harmless animals

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>>2259811
fug I was looking at it backwards first and thought it was something with a big abdomen and some kind of whip tail thing

>>2259883
>Ctenids
>Related to huntsmans in any way

Go back to you know where with your epic boner spider nope xd kill it with fire memes.

>>2259862
>When the nuclear apocalypse happens and all the bedbugs infecting my stinkhole grow to be as large as a horse and twice as intelligent, I'll let them know that I didn't kill any of them or anything else smaller then me! Surely that will mean something to them!

>>2259883
I thought that those spoidahs instakilled you

>>2259898
Missed the part where I said harmless, Billy-Bob. Go shoot some more frogs behind your trailer to show everyone how tough you are.

>>2259811

that little mousy fella seems pretty chill about all the commotion

good guy mousy