Asshole hurting Sneks, Froggers, and Spoders.

Same. Let's marry (no homo)

Fuck sliders. I'm tired of waking up with multiple wolf slides smothered under me.

>>2257832
Spiders* fucking auto correct

>>2257817
That snake drawing looks like a delicious cinnamon roll.

I hear you, dude. I don't kill animals either if I can avoid it. I go out of my way to safely relocate critters if at all possible.

Sometimes we get water snakes in my backyard and I take them back to the wild. They're a little hard to handle though, kind of an art. But even if you're scared to hold them by hand you can just sweep them into a big sack or something.

Their venom is so weak, it might not even exist (probably on the level of garter snake venom or even less toxic) so the risk is very superficial.

>>2257839

By the way by water snakes, I'm talking about the kind of snake specifically called the water snake.

Not more dangerous snakes that happen to live in water. Don't blame me if you somehow misidentify a snake and get injured.

But personally I wouldn't even kill a venomous snake if I could avoid it.

I like snakes and frogs but I kill spiders on sight and always will

Cry some more about it, faggot. If they want to live in my house they need to stop announcing their presence to me.

>>2257842
I mainly cup and release, I keep 2 or 3 as roach hunters.

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I once had an asshole in front of me slam on the brakes and swerve all the way across the road, to the opposite shoulder, in order to hit a snake that was warming up on the asphalt.

My dad always kept a nifty tool around for taking care of rattlesnakes. He just got a length of PVC pipe and put a rope through drilled holes at each end, so it looked kinda like this, with the rope going in one big loop. You could just pick em up (gently) and put them in a trash can or bucket or whatever you might have handy, then relocate them into the woods/neighbor's yard/playground at your leisure.

Now I keep a long one (about 4ft) around the house, and short ones of about 2ft in the truck and on the 4 wheel. Cheap and easy to make and work perfectly. I recommend making one yourself if you encounter snakes very often.

The shovel is my preferred weapon of choice. I'll leave them alone if they're not on my property by if they are they're fair game

There's a spider that lives in my room that catches flies in its webs, and since I don't find spiders alarming, I keep it around. But my family, brother specifically, hates spiders. Once he killed a line spider out and when I asked why he did it, he answered, "because the children." I felt like shouting, you dumb fuck, how can wolf spider kill a kid. It's venom is so weak. A spider is beneficial for the house

>>2258062
>neighbors yard or playground
Made my day