Redpilled pets.

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>less kikeish
>literally the bandit animal

Raccoons are smart and will abuse that fact.

They are hellraiser pets.

>>2254918
they take but also give in return
>>2254928
only if you take one from off the streets

I've read that it's like having a 3 year old child. These fuckers will rip through your dry wall when bored and will steal your shit.

>>2254945

My father had a retired Disney coon in, like, the 50s or so.

It did so much shit to raise it. It'd nip asses on pool chairs, harass the dog then escape into the pool and laugh, fuck with him and his parents, and apparently would answer the phone.

>a fucking coon

>smells like shit
>vectors for disease
>still a wild animal that can get triggered and attempt to bite your throat out at any given second
>dig into walls, carpets, furniture
>prone to obesity because there are no formulated diets for them on the market

Don't get me wrong, I like raccoons, but they belong in the wild.

>>2254928
>>2255584
>>2255679
>>2256995

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DfGf4M3QZo

OP except this to be the norm.

>>2257053
Now I really want one.

>>2257256
Yeah me too.

Can they breed them to be domesticated like they did with those russian foxes?

Having a pet with hands sounds really interesting.

>>2257274
>russian fox
>domesticated
haha nice meme

Raccoons are only good pets if you raise them from birth and don't mind them destroying everything in your house, and the actual house itself.

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The Seal.
>pure
>innocent
>cuddly
>requires no exercise
>is fine with being outside on rainy days
>can be left outside unsupervised
>only requires love and copious amounts of fish.
>only animal in the world to take down a terrorist leader
>also a fantastic singer
>hates canadians like any sensible decent creature with a functioning brain.

There is no finer animal on this earth than the seal.

>>2255679
learn 2 write sentence pls ok

>>2257310

Eat shit, possum apologist.

>>2254914
>>better than a guard dog and can fuck up pitbulls who try to attack you

uh, anon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP9vpDSK3gg

>>2257324
Now all those dogs have rabies and need to be put down.

>>2257324
Nice neighborhood you live in nigger.

Armadillos

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>>2254914
>can marry

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If you do get a racoon be sure to buy some Hannah Montana Coon Repellent®

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13cS7oQwCHc

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Possums are pretty chill, but idc as pets. They are more just chill garden critters. Low rabies chance, eats the bad bugs.

>>2257324
yeah 3 large dogo argentino or similar breed vs one small raccoon what did you expect

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>>2257053
>I HATE YOU

>>2257288
/Thread

>>2257534
we had a wild one i was just feeding catfood but our dogs killed him. it was fucking brutal. first my dogs were fucking him up when i came out and stopped them, putting the possum in a 10 gallon container with a lid on. took the dogs inside. i thought he was dead until i thought "wait a minute hes a fucking possum". i looked at him again and sure enough he blinked so i let him go free but a week later i found his head in our front yard

he seemed cool and i would have liked to have him as a pet

We have more than enough domesticated species. Foxes were a nice experiment but a shitty pet. What's the point of getting a special snowflake pet?

>>2257565
fully domesticated animals are boring

>>2257568
And still they are the best ones to have as pets, unless you want something to admire in a tank.

>>2257573
thats a generic blanket statement, all animals have different personalities and there are bad cats and dogs too

>>2257577
I was just answering to a generic blanket statement.

>>2257601
you've won this battle

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>>2257534
>be me as a kid
>dad told me our dogs killed a possum
>think ''maybe he is still alive, he's just pretending dead"
>go to the trashcan
>find the plastic bag my dad put him in
>open it
>terribly mangled corpse, eye popping out of socket

fuck this shit

>>2257534
I would to try keeping one as a pet but they only live for about 3 years. It just doesn't seem worth taming a possum when it lives as long as a rat.

>>2257811
Our wild ones has the disposition of McDonald birds. They wouldn't let you pet them really but you can toss food for them to eat about a few feet away.

>>2257534
My cats kill baby possums, and we drive out the big ones. They look like rats, totally disgusting

>>2258132
>outside cat "owner"
>is retarded

wew

PS: Rats are qt

>>2258305
This.
Cara are fucking disgusting and I am fed up with cats shitting in my lawn and the fat ones breaking my roof tilea when they jump on it.
I even bought a pellet gun to kill them. Got like 4 or 5 in the first 2 years and then they stopped showing up during day time when I'm waiting for them.

>>2258314
You sit around on your yard all day waiting for cats to shoot? Comfy life.

>>2258363
He is an ambush predator.

>>2254914

Fuck trash pandas.