ITT: Things your pet would say to you if it could talk

>stop giving me belly raspberries you fucking faggot

>i love you

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R u simgle, master?

>stop smoking retard
I know, Paul...

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>GIVE ME FOOD YOU ASSHOLE!

'why do you take me into your bedroom and hit me when your parents aren't home?'

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>>2252946
>why did you kill me?

;_;

Pay attention to me, you fucks!

NOT THE BOX

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Stop jerking off to images of little boys.

>Food food food food food food. Food? Food! food food food FOOD food

HEY!
Hey!
HEY!
Dad!
HEY!
HEY DAD!
Hey!
Dad!
Dad, Hey!
DAAAAAD!

Love me!

No, not here, you have to pet me over by the window.

lick my butthole HARDER!!

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Can't see shit, cap'n

>tfw it's been almost a year
I miss you Totodile

>>2253396
"You can either bitch about it or you can join me, dog, but Len-kun will always have a place reserved in my heart. And my pants."

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>>2254936
My negro.

>>2252946
>Look at me
>Look at me
>Fucking LOOK AT ME
>What? No, don't pet me, what the fuck is wrong with you? I'm outta here

I love you, kitty....

why did you get that rabbit?
she's stupid
i hope she starves
why do you feed her?
you should feed me instead
we should bite her
i hate that rabbit

those nukes don't feel very safe

>>2252946
fuck drumpf and fuck white people

>>2258386
Fuck you nigger.
>my pet would totally say this

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>>2252952

>what the fuck man

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"It's November fucking 5th"

>can I eat this?
>no?
>okay.

>food?
>no?
>okay.

here is my house fuck off