How can I get my dog genetically engineered so that her eggs

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>>2249207
You need to die

>>2249207
This is why god hates us

>>2249207
You can't

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I would ADORE it if this thread continued.

>>2249207

Kill yourself so god can arrange this for you personally.

>>2249207
drinking bleach will make your sperm compatible with the dog egg cells.

>>2249207
Most Canadian post ever

Didn't the Nazis try this with Jews and monkeys?

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>>2251894
No the Soviets did though.
They tried to create human-chimp hybrids for some ungodly reason.

Nazis only did unethical medicine experiments and aryanization shit.

Mengele actually succeeded with this but took his secrets to the grave with him.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/brazil/4307262/Nazi-angel-of-death-Josef-Mengele-created-twin-town-in-Brazil.html

kys

>>2251879
Mad that Canada is lit SENPAI Xd

>>2254092
F A M LIT

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>>2251900
Nazis love animals too much to want to hybridize them with jews

>>2249207
kek, you really think two gametes from two phylogenetically different species would produce a zygote?

>>2249207

>Short answer
you can't

>long reason
Reproduction is controlled through a very strict series of physical, chemical, and hormonal controls... aw fuck it, you either know damn well it wont work, or you are to stupid to understand the biology of why it wont work. If you really want to learn, there are mountains of information available on reproductive isolation on fucking google.

>>2254113
I wonder what that dogs doing today

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>>2249207
Nothing's impossible, anon. Just follow your heart and you'll get there.

>>2254141
Being dead

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>>2251333
NUMBERS

>>2251900
>They tried to create human-chimp hybrids
Don't Slavs already exist?

>>2249207
that's not how genetic engineering works you fucking troglodyte

Is there any particular reason that Slavic people are a specific target on this site or is it just "because 4chan?"

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>>2254180
found the slav