What's your favorite monkey?
Mine's the uakari.
>>2247375
Imagine seeing that in your hallway at 3AM.
Japanese Macaque
>>2247378
>>2247375
Is that a Ghibli character?
Goeldi's marmoset.
>>2247558
You don't usually see those being handled cause they are kind of scary.
For starters they have razor sharp claws, unlike other marmosets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRFUNtc9AbA
>>2247375
>>2247401
>>2247451
>>2247558
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU CHOOSE THE PROBOSCIS MONKEY!
>>2247375
pic related
>>2247702
Not dignified enough like the gentlesir tamarins.
>>2247375
oh shit, that thing scared the shit out of me when I was a kid reading a nature encyclopedia
>>2247375
looks like that furby cat with no face skin
>>2247378
I was just thinking something similar.
>>2247375
>wake up in the middle of the night
>see a golden monkey kneeling in your window
>look around
>golden monkeys surround you
>look back to window monkey
>he extends a hand out to you
>and stares
>with those soulless eyes
>>2248402
Ayylmao
>>2247401
This is what I want to reincarnate as
>>2247702
Oy vey
>>2248382
>>2247378
>>2248398
fuck, me too. This is one scary monkey. I bet nobody fucks with these guys. They all look plain evil.
>>2248665
They're very small and eat seeds.
Here is my favorite, the blonde capuchin, but I study lemurs IRL.
Waaaaaaaaaaazup?
>>2247702
Elmer?
>>2249308
Anyway, tarsiers. All varieties. Carnivorous little things.
>>2249363
What? One black joke and suddenly I'm a /pol/tard?
[spoiler]I completely am one but that's beside the point[/spoiler]
>>2248665
I can't be the only one that totally sees a penis in his forehead.
>>2249896
Looks a bit more like balls to me
>>2249915
Right here.
>>2249949
...holy shit it is penis!
I like gibbons
>>2247702
Because this is /an/, not /pol/
Gelada is like a miniature lion but freakier
>>2250072
>>2247375
>uakari
They look like the ghouls in a Hellboy comic.
>>2250747
Monkey skulls can be really scary looking.
Specially those that look almost human.
>>2250819
>>2250399
Holy fucking shit that's scary.
>>2250819
just the skulls?