>When nature just sorta stopped giving a fuck

>>2246206
Nice snail mate. Where did its shell go?

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>>2246206
>tfw

>>2246206
>I WAS IN THE POOL!

>>2246206
This is actually what turtles looked before they mutated their shells.

>>2246293
this is actually what your mom looked like before and after i fooked her poos m80

>>2246206
Don't make fun of it! Its stripes are cool.

>>2246206
>>2246231
Either these are very impressive renders or i have some learning to do.

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Forgotten by nature and God, the olm swims by in putrid water, confined to eternal darkness.

With all backs turned on it, the olm need not to rush to die. It can live up to a 100 years, or maybe more, if it so desires.

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What ever force, nature or divine, formed the elegance and powerful beauty of a marlin, the fast, powerful tuna, or the terrifying yet captivating shapes of a blue shark, had no hand in designing this creature called the moon fish.
Helplessly floating in the vast blue ocean, as sharks take bites from it's strangely shaped flesh, in a motion that barely qualifies as swimming, the moon fish is here to stay, re-creating itself, generation after generation, unchanging.

>>2246497
google "softshell turtles"

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Nothing holds a candle to this

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The Stoplight Loosejaw.
This guy's mandible is not connected to his throat. He can bite the prey, chew it, then swim his mouth-hole-opening over the bits of food. He produces red light, which other fish can't see, so that he can hunt in the dark.

>>2246538
They only look like that when brought to the surface. Under pressure they look like any other fish.
>cantbearsedtofinda.jpeg

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This one is humans, not natures, fault. But it still fits.

>>2246559
Holyshithwhatthefuckwhy?

>>2246511
A giant armadillo lizard?

>>2246571
>>2246559
I don't see whats wrong with it. Is it that weird crusty cum all over it?

>>2246573
More like armadillo crocodile, but you were close.

>>2246575
It's scale-less.

>>2246521
I want this to go extinct.

>>2246559
it looks like pain takign shape

>>2246559
W H Y

>>2246577
I will name it Seathe.

>>2246521
The Great Ocean Funfish is our gentle ocean friend. It is the most congenial fish in the sea.

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>>2246668

>>2246521
A fish is literally a line with some flesh attached to it, they can be a fuckton of weird shapes.

>>2246552
I dont even....

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>God: fuck, it's good enough

>>2246559
Now if we could only give it fur.

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JUST

>>2246505
I love these guys. They look like some type of alien creature from Fantastic Planet.

koala

>>2246511
>ywn live in a time where Crocodillos are common
Thank fucking god. Crocs are OP enough as it is.

>>2246552
dude its just 25cm
also its scientific name is malacosteus niger
>niger

>>2247134
>Albert Einstein
Dat cubic ass tho

>>2246552
Fuckin' love 'em, I gushed about them in a deep sea thread a few months ago

>>2247134
>my face is an uncircumcised penis with gigantic balls and I cannot scream

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>>2246206

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>>2246206

>>2247359
>>2247368
These both look fake but I get the feeling they're not.

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>>2246206
>just make anything, who cares

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>>2246206
>That's good enough dude, it doesn't matter.

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>>2246206
>How high were we last night? Oh well, too late now

>>2247335
Probably named for the country

>>2247382
it's black you goober

>>2246668
How's it feeeeeeeel Seathe?

>>2247384
huh, i always thought latin for black was negro for some reason

>>2247386
are you american

negro niger same root

>>2247389
calm down buddy

>>2247391
you are american and fat and stupid

hahaha

i am euro and lean and smart

:^}

>>2247394
;_;

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>>2246206
>"Do these arms look okay?"
>"Bro are you serious?"
>"What?"
>"Nothing, send it on out."

>>2247486
its like a big scaly emu

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>>2247380

>>2246521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0IQCLQDfKw

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>>2247493
Jesus christ nature

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>Sup humans, God here, just got a complaint from the canines so I'm here to make sure everything's OK
>Oh dear me

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>>2247526
Remind me, how this mouther is called?

>>2246231
>>2246206
>born to die

>>2247493
>>2247514
>hehehe

>>2247543
I hate people who own these genetic freaks so fucking much.

>>2247679
but they're so le cute XD

>>2247679
Also ridgebacks, because why breed it with something else and just give it a death sentence to someone who loves it 7 years down the road of friendship

>>2247493
NERD!!

>>2247380
>lol opabinia SO WEIRD XD five eyes!!
>yfw you realize wasps, cicadas, and dragonflies have five eyes

>>2246521
That game is really tedious.

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>>2246557
Here you go. Not the prettiest thing, but certainly not deserving of the dumb memes.

>>2248348
what

>>2247493
I... fuck.
All I can see is WWII Looney Tunes.

>>2248336
No pugs look disturbing.

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>>2247543
That picture badly fails to capture how awful their skulls really are.

>>2247506
A BABY FUCKIN' WHEEL

>>2248445
What's a "fucking wheel?" Sounds like fun.

>>2248461
the guy means whale, but his accent makes it sound like wheel

>>2247486
don't forget the feathers :^)

>>2246206
Its amazing how this is not extinct yet, its literally cant defend itself from a single carnivoran on earth just a huge mass of flesh ready to be eaten.

>>2247506
>posting this

>>2246559
Disgusting. Poor little beardies

>>2248648
you seriously don't think a 5 foot long soft shell can defend itself?

>>2247491

Gold, thx anon

>>2246285
jej

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>>2247380

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sup dudes

>>2246536
I don't know what's the fucking point of these things. A turtle is complete shit without a shell. How did these things not go extinct?

>>2248823
Maybe because your premisse is wrong.

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>>2246511
>armored crocodile

only thing worse would be giant flying scorpions or something.

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>>2247368

>>2248823
i think the skin the comprises the soft shell is still thick and tough enough to be protective. Or they're poisoonous. Or they live in a place without natural predators. Or they breed like maniacs.

>>2248820
JUST

>>2248408
Yeah the eyes are definitely the only weird thing about that creature.

>>2246559
>When Roose Bolton gets a Bearded Dragon

>>2248803
>>2248820
>>2247380
These really do seem like some guy was just fucking around in Spore

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>>2246538

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Nothing can beat sea creatures

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>>2248960

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>>2248963

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>>2248964

>>2248823
>>2248829

Because they're built for speed and the soft shell allows them bury and wedge themselves into things. Instead of relying on staying still until a predator can figure out how to pry them out, of their shells, these fuckers can bolt at the sight of danger on both land and water.
Once they get their adult sizes, very little will mess with them

>>2248975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh0Zd-WDQlg

They are pretty quick. It's funny as hell watching them scramble

>>2246206
It's head looks my penis when I come out of a cold shower

>>2246668
Underrated post

>>2247660
Sarcastic fringehead

>>2246559
Reminds me of Shin godzilla for some reason

>>2248960

This fucking thing: deepstaria enigmatica.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIbj97HyP-M

>>2248940
I would say mostly >>2248803
Mouth with teeth in the tip of a proboscis, eyes in long stalks at the side of the body and branquial holes on the side of the body

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>>2246206
>"you think this head looks okay?"

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>>2248960
Ocean gives zero fucks

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>>2248960
>"Hey ocean, are you sure that's—"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

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>>2248960
>"Okay Okay! Jesus, ocean. Chill man. I'm just sayin, that's pretty fucked up."

>>2248966

I have never seen a fish as happy as that big ugly fella right there.

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What would lead a bird to this?

>>2248803
those are speed holes

>>2247368
>natures onahole

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>>2249337
>that last one

>>2246538
Is this a jewlly fish?

>>2247368
T H I C C

>>2247491
Well memed my friend.

>>2249288
That's just a plastic bag.

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Y

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>>2249370
>You know those things that live in trees?
>Yeah?
>Reverse 'em.

>>2249370
what the fuck was god thinking?

>>2249340
>Flying's too hard let's just stop doing it

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>>2249383
And the punching?

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>>2249370
>>2249374

>Spinal columns developing parallel to ground for eons; working flawlessly
>"Hey stand that animal straight up."
>"Wait what? No...back problems and—"
>"Straight. Fucking. Up."

>>2249384
they're just rude birds

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>>2249387
At least some of tried to go back.

>>2249390
What is this?

>>2246206
leave him alone he's trying his best

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>>2246559
not all scaleless reptiles are abominations anon-kun

>>2247350
was that you on tg?

>>2246559
i hate the assholes doing this so much, colour breeds are one thing but this... fuckem, its like breeding off a shell out of a turtle

>>2249038
that sounds like an insult

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>>2248827
I have bad news for you

>>2249298
I just...What?

>>2249340
Birds in a predator free environment with plenty of available food will forget how to fly and eventually evolve it away

>>2249484
Fuck off that's not real.

Fuck.

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>>2249443
Bassou, a supposed "missing link." Not really sure what he is at this point. Claims range from a heavily deformed human to some kind of chimp-human hybrid.

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Anyone wants some sharks?

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>>2249506
No, honestly, sharks are cool.

>>2249504
It's clearly a human with a condition, can't remember the name but there's a guy who lives in my area and looks just like that

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>>2249509
Just look at these majestic creatures.

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>>2249512
But wait, there's more.

>>2249390
>>2249443
Looks like the average turk

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>>2249514
There's the Frilled shark.

>>2248960
It looks like a fleshlight. I kind of want to fuck it.

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>>2249519
And the Carpet shark.

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>>2249521
Think you've seen it all?

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>>2249522
Think again.

>>2249522
not a shark

>>2249504
Atavism, hes a mutant who was born with ancient tree climbing ape genes, usually those genes are turned off after the embryo stage but sometimes they slip through leading to humans with cloacas,tails, horns, fangs, claws, fur, scale, or in the most disturbing case having their legs fused into a fish's tail.

>>2247368
>40 pounds of pussy and ass

>>2246919
i dont get what russians find so funny in this meme

>>2248975
at least some of the pignosed turtles (also another softshell) has a sharp beak that'll nip you like a snapping turtle.

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>>2249491
it can't sting and it's obviously not a true scorp (i.e. arachnid) but that's still freaky looking. reminds me of mantispids.

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>>2249514
they revised the reconstructions to have the tooth-whorl on a long extension of the jaw such that it could be used as a whip. I'm not exactly sure which one paleontologists agree with more, buzzsaw or whip but to me at least the whip looks more practical.

>>2249370
Compared to fish, we are really strange

>>2248828
no please

>>2247370
The first one is a swallower. They eat their prey whole, and they will eat things much larger than them given the chance. However, things that are too large will rupture their stomach. Even then, if they don't rupture it, the swallower lacks the ability to release gas, so if something rots inside of it, it will kill the swallower.

>>2249504
That's literally just a human with microcephaly.

>>2249666
that's not real.
Or at least I hope so.

>>2249504
It's just a Slav except a bit less white.

>>2248966
He is kinda cute

>>2247374
that's cute

>>2249443
a nigger

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>>2249506

>>2246559
just empty holes where its eyes should be

How does it live?

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>>2246293
>mutated

>>2250108
That's just a bad pic. These abominations have eyes.

>>2249654
Did the Nautilus live? How could it not break itself free?

>>2248441
Fuck. I knew those things were messed up, but man.

>>2249522
that's the dumbest fucking thing i can't believe nature would do that. what's next? sharks with wheels?

>>2249512
>The AWACS of sharks

>>2250244
slime mould? pupa with setae? please don't leave me hanging like this.

>>2250192
I know you're probably joking anon but if you're attacking a swarm of fish scattered in 3D space a broad slashing weapon is bretty gud

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>>2249484
>Evolution says "Here you go Scorpion here is a cool ass stinger"
>Evolution looks at flying scorpion "Yeah nah fuck that, we'll nerf it to a penis next patch"

>>2246538
>Kiiiiilll meee

>>2249692
Didn't some guy made a fluorescent rabbit though?

>>2248964
This picture always reminds me of the ocean hunter arcade game.

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Surprised nobody posted this one yet

>>2248975
DEX build turtles

>>2250244
>>2250246
I've seen something similar before. it is a slime mold. looks a bit like Stemonitis fusca.

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>>2250296

>>2246505
sometimes i imagine giant creepy cave animals are going to come out of a pocket of water we tap into in the earth.. i mean anything with a volcanic vent can sustain life...

one day we will release the kraken

>>2247493
HONK HONK

>>2249377
>nature*

>>2250443
and it will be wonderful

[spoiler]Ïa Ïa ![/spoiler]

>>2250443
Go away Lenie.

>>2247493

heh heh heh heh

>>2249387
We have no tails to balance ourselves so we have to be at 90 degree angle or completely erect just to move fluidly.

>>2249666
rawr :3

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>>2250433

>>2250108
He has eyes it just shadowed over on the pic.

>>2250433
H-HE'S FAST

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>>2250244
Can I save this image anon?

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Doesn't even look like it's trying.

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Box fish, all of them.

A constrictor snake that eats fish and looks like a sock puppet.

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>>2251612
hurr durr

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>>2246206


This is why I like this board besides always cheering me up. I learn so many creatures exist I never knew about. I see things here that surprise me to even be from my own planet.

Maybe someday we will have a nature landscapes thread in that theme. I have many landscapes that look alien also. I hope you don't mind just one here.

>>2249692
Jesus christ anon, I saw that printed in a newspaper ad over 20 years ago.

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>>2246206
When nature STARTS giving a fuck.

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>>2251610
cool

>>2246505
Wow. It's like a deformed axolotl.

>>2246505
>the olm
>in putrid water
nope, they are sensitive to pollution

>>2251638
>>2251638
>>2251643
>>2251644
>>2251647
>>2251649
>>2251652
Don't blame these train wrecks on nature, mankind is solely responsible.

>>2251638

That shit's so sad. How's he gonna chase a ball? How's he gonna lick his ass? You can't be a dog when you've been bred to be a fucking alligator with fur.

>>2251683
Mankind is a product of nature, thus part of it

>>2251687
>>2251683
At least they're cute because of their big heads.

>>2251707

Nah, big heads won't save it when your dog can't be a dog.

>>2249662

You say that, but his ears are huge, not just relatively either, his hands are enormous too, his knees are heavily built relative to the rest of his legs.

Lastly his thigh to shin ratio is abnormal, he has really long lower legs AND his head is positioned oddly on the neck.

Probably the last surviving member of an Erectus lineage.

>>2246511
Is that Angiuris from Godzilla?

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>>2250315

>>2250162
that's a fucking nautilus? looks like a squid or cuttlefish
hot damn those red eyes

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>>2249608
you are mixing something up here
1. Helicoprion was not a shark, but most likely a ratfish
2, your pic is the old reconstruction

Here is a "more realistic" reconstruction, although it´s a Parahelicoprion

>>2246521
How the fuck does it get food into its tiny mouth?

>>2247660
oy vey

>>2249340
why has that bird got a rhino skull near its ass?

>>2248467
That's the joke

>>2251610
Happiest looking motherfucker on this planet.

>>2251704
That's reaching and you know it. All of those dogs problems can be blamed on human interaction.
>>2251707
Maybe the fact that it has a "cute" big head will help ease it's hip and joint problems it develops early in life.

>>2252110
This. Dogs and cats or any domesticated animal should be banned from /an/ because they're products of man, not nature.

>>2252118
>missing the fucking point, this badly.

>>2246559

d-does it not have skin?

>>2247679

I remember when I was little I was buying some birds from a guy who owned two, I remember thinking "that dog is sick" only to years later find out that it was a normal fucking breed.

It completely changed me, we raised show goats and now I can't fucking stand seeing what they are doing with "show" anything. they are so far from healthy its sickening.

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Ducks.

>oh man, these ducks are raping each other
>I have an idea.. give it a corkscrew vagina
>but how will they mate?
>...corkscrew Penis

>>2252248
It has skin. It does not have scales. The reason it looks like a burn victim is that it has been bred to have high red colour and is also in shed.

>>2246573
>>2248827
>>2251812
looks like Baurusuchus, Protosuchus and Armadillosuchus

>>2250262
>wasps and bees still OP as shit

>>2250243
Well, that just looks like old, wet underwear or mashed noodles.

>>2251610
I wonder how its brain looks like.

>>2246559
What is even the point of this as a breed?

>>2250443
pacific rim would be better if this was the case instead of extra dimensional bullshit

>>2247486
how does it get itself back up if it falls?

>>2249738
>>2249516
kek

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Natural Selection's Magnum Opus

>>2248966
Reminds me of Shin Godzilla

>>2249335
It is literally dying.

>>2249738
*bit more white

>>2246497
we can't render something like this
it looks to real to be computer generated

>>2252579
That post wasn't funny when it was written and it ain't funny now.

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>>2248408
I know, right? I just can't see what's so weird about this image.

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>>2251408
Thanks for giving me an excuse to post welwitchia

>>2251253
I am amazed that they spent some huge amount of money on this deep-sea sub, and yet they apparently put $2 cameras on it that move so shitty that they can barely point it at a nearly-stationary target.

>>2253731
>this deep-sea sub
it's an oil rig

>>2250117
Mutation is a step in evolution, he's not totally wrong

It just wouldn't become a shell in one sitting, like a mutation implies

>>2246231
Funny thing is, turtles are called "shield toads" in German

>>2253721
dafuq is this

>>2247368
>The pigbutt worm or flying buttocks (Chaetopterus pugaporcinus) is a species of worm found by scientists at the Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute.[1] The worm is round in shape, approximately the size of a hazelnut, and bears a strong resemblance to a disembodied pair of buttocks

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Mods are cucks. Get fucked cunts

>>2253345

What is it

>>2251624
Just post the thread if you want to

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>>2253874
It's a welwitchia

(see filename)

>>2254295
I think it's an oarfish, but I could be wrong.

>>2254295
>>2254402
A frilled shark possibly a black widow

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>>2249514
and thats not all

>>2247368

THICK

>>2252257
How does something evolve to have more difficult sex?

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>>2247335
pinus nigra reporting in

>>2246505
learned about these from dwarf fortress

>>2248803
fuck i thought this had to be some speculative biology shit, but it's was a real thing once...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tullimonstrum

>shipitsquirrel.gif

>>2251253
は…早い!

>>2255108
Because males of all mixed genetic standing would rape it meant quality control by the females was impossible. So later by making it that way nature could better control what traits passed down. Because it would mean the female would have to relax in order for the mate to be successful and sperm travel far enough down.

>>2251652
And then the nigger came along

>>2254356
oh god, the art style is fucking horrid

>>2249666
Hi, Tora.

>>2249512
If a hammerhead met this guy , would he hammer in that weird protrusion?

>>2247506
>The man could only screem looking down into the dark abyss, strings of nonsensical questions escaping his lips. But those questions would remain unanswered as down there, just above the water was everything that this poor mortal did not know. A blasphemous, flat shape from the chasms of both oceanic deeps and inhuman history continued to splash around. In spite of logic, science and faith. This was a thing that should not be.

>>2248975
>>2248982
HAYAI!

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>this literal ball of shit

>>2249504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJWUxk1yBX4

Pretty similar to this

>>2247660
it's Ussop XDD (from One Piece, just un case...)

>>2257785
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>2246538
like, one day god took part of his anus and put googly eyes on it and he was like "BAM fish."

>>2248408
Pretty sure that wasn't the only thing about the creature he was addressing, you nut.

>>2254356
The look at the end of that blonde Nicki Minaj thing looks fucking stupid.

>>2247377

Whats the wattage on that fish?

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>how about a square
>what do you mean "a square"
>yes

>>2247491
Dank :DDDD

>>2251624
Make a thread. If you have a bunch of them it would be good

>>2252017
It eats jellyfish. Also its mouth doesn't close all the way as if it didn't look derpy enough.

>>2252539
How does an ostrich get up if it falls?

>>2248829
>>2248975
they also can bite like a motherfucker

>>2253513

Kill yourself

>>2246497
The first one is a turtle and that even uglier thing is a frog

>>2246206
Softshells are cool, wish they stay small enough to keep better.

The smallest I've seen are only males and still are about the size of the larger end pond turtles

This is my first comment on 4chan. Nice to meet you, Mr.Turtle. You're so good looking you should feel good abt yourself! :D

>>2247493
SHEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT NIGGA

>>2247493
>>2259025
>WE WUZ ELEPHANTS N SHIET

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i hate the fucking ocean
why cant we just nuke it already
jesus fuck

>>2259054
>nuking the ocean
>the radiation will mutate things into even more horrifying beasts
>krakens and leviathans are now real

>>2258220
>shitposting is so advanced that 4chan spawned its own living organism

>>2251408
Maybe above the surface, but in the ground its roots stretch many metres down to tap into groundwater in really inhospitable places.

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People who breed fancy pigeons are lunatics.

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I have a soft spot for the hagfish. Has a skull but no jawbone or spinal bones, one nostril and makes tons of slime as a defence mechanism. They mainly eat marine worms or burrow through whale carcasses if they can find one.

>>2252579
It's like a retarded jet fighter.

>>2252257
the corkscrew penis was there before, I think. And the vagina corkscrews in the other direction. source: zefrank

>>2259260
If I had a potoo I would name it chip.
Potoo chip.

>>2249654

What a retarded design

>>2249506
>Can't operate properly without canards
Chinese shark detected

>>2249606
You skimping on your sets bro?

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>>2248966
>>2253247

>>2256576
You're fucking horrid m8

>>2248336
No, they look like they want out of their eternal misery.

>>2246521
this fish looks like Michael Phelps