This guy is running around my yard. No one near here owns birds. Do I own it now? Capture? Random Saturday Night Chicken Full Moon invasion.
I guess ask it to fuck your wife.
You aint got a hair on yer ass if you dont claim yer right to Castle Law.
>>2242873
Give him some snacks. I don't know what chickens eat but I'm guessing worms or corn? I'm sure he'll appreciate it.
>>2242873
approach it slowly with some food - grain, corn, bits of tomato and/or greens
if it isn't hostile towards you, acquire cock
>>2243024
This