deadliest animals on the planet, prove me wrong. protip >you cant

>>2242795
Polar bear.

>inb4 more than 1v1

>>2242821
I'd 1v1 a polar bear without any weapons.
But a poisonous bug/spider? Fuck no!

>>2242830
>he'd rather fight something that actively wants to kill you over something that would likely only attack if cornered

LOL
O
L

>>2242830
I'd 1v1 a polar bear who's armed to the fuckin' teeth with weapons, over any bug

>>2242795
Deadliest animal on the planet? Mosquito

>>2242854
wrong again

it's the human male

>>2242855
>women are shit at hunting/fishing
Oooh sexist

>>2242854
>animal
>mosquito
pick one

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>>2242795
Not even the most dangerous animal in Africa.

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>>2242863
you can't be bad at something you don't do to begin with.

>>2243185
how many hyenas would this hateful glutton destroy before going down?

>>2242795
mosquito

>>2243196
You ain't wrong there.
>>2242795
My vote goes to the mosquitoes. At least I'm not going to get many snowbirds fucking up the place this winter.

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>>2243248
20.....Probably more.

Hippos are durable as fuck.

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Cacti are pretty mean desu.

>>2242902
It belongs to the animal kingdom you tard

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>>2243762

>>2243762
that's a brown recluse you moron

>>2243989
how come when you type desu it says desu but it doesn't say desu if you type desu?

>>2244013
Same I thought Desudesu was filtered desu

>>2242843
>1v1

If you said mosquitoes, you're wrong.
Its not the mosquito that kills, its a virus that it carries...

That would be like saying the rehabilitation vet that released the hyena is responsible for its kills.

>>2243762
not even Australian, but opuntias are the dicks

>>2242795
They prefer killing each other, because unlike wolf pack all hyenas hate all other members of clan.

>>2244437
a single mosquito can not kill.

up un canada dou....mosquitoe swarm kill moose.

un thousand strnk

poor moose

he run, but not far

mosquito up hum nose.

can't breathe

moose try le mouth breathe....mosquito in he lung.

can't escape

poor moose

hum ded

mosquito OP

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the ultimate

>>2242795
No the deadliest animal is a dark skinned hairless walking ape capable of using advanced weaponry, yes thats right A FUCKING NIGGER is the most dangerous creature on planet earth so dangerous that they turn areas into the apocalypse after a few decades

>>2243185
This. I went to africa a few years back and was killed by a hippo. You don't think they are as fast as they are until it's too late.

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>>2246812
>I went to africa a few years back and was killed
Zoinks!

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>>2242795
wrong
pic related

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>>2243742
Who would win in a fight.

A hippo or a silverback gorilla?

>>2244047
Nah senpai is filtered as desu, senpai

>>2247022
Bullet kill gorilla
Hippo not die to lions
Lion>bullet
Hippo>lion

>>2245385
Wolfaboo detected. Wolves are shit-tier compared to hyenas.

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>>2247153
two words of strength....hyena butter

>>2247022
Hippo because it's like 3 times heaver and have thicker skin? Gorilla wouldn't be even able to damage it.

>>2247052
>Lion>bullet

What?

>>2247022
Is this a joke?

A hippo would kill a gorilla within seconds. There is literally nothing the gorilla could do to hurt the hippo.

>>2246812
>I was killed by a hippo

This thread is getting spooky!

Red ants.

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>>2242795
>deadliest animals on the planet, prove me wrong.

These exist

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>>2245385
Did you learn everything you know about hyenas from the fucking lion king?

Land (Not counting humans): African Wild Dogs, who have a 80% successful kill rate when hunting.

Sea: Orcas have no natural predators and are essentially the ocean's apex predator.

>>2242795
To what? If we're talking to humans, that would be Bees/Wasps/Hornets directly and Mosquitoes by a large margin indirectly. Hyenas are chumps in the ocean and a Great White isn't going to do shit on the Serengeti. It's all very circumstantial.

>>2246788
Will we ever know why they do not attack humans in the wild?

>>2250343
the most common argument is that humans just taste like shit

>>2248142
>Scope on a weapon with that backlash
Enjoy you black eye

>>2250346
Not likely the reason. I've always felt that it's one of two things:

1: They see humans as kindred psychos
or
2: And I think this one is MUCH more likely - they know the threat that humans pose because they've seen the damage they do the environment and don't want to be on humanity's kill list

Honestly, it's probably a combination of the two.

>>2242795
Let me tell you about cats...

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>>2250356
You don't put your eye on or even near the scope, also there's a stock that you're supposed to hold against your shoulder and a muzzle brake to minimize recoil.
t. /k/ <3

>>2242795
Spotted Hyenas are Smart AF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdEMu68a7nY

>>2242830
If it's poisonous you should be fine unless you eat the spider

>>2242795
Mosquitoes kill the most people by spreading disease, so I'd say they're a much bigger threat to humans and the most deadly. It can infect you with something lethal and you might not even know it

>>2251706
This

>>2242795
Deadliest animal on the planet? Niggers.
It's funny because it's true

>>2243185
knowing how dangerous these fuckers are and how silly they look makes me laugh out loud every time i see these kind of pictures

>>2251632
/k/ here. Fuck off noguns.

>>2251632
But then you won't see anything and you don't know what the fuck you're shooting at