Post your favorite animal and how many knights you think it'd

Tardigrade.


None. It can survive their blows and fuck their wenches.

>Wolf
2 Knights

>>2240743
A single wolf? A single knight would fuck it up.

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I like jumping spiders best. It would take only one knight to kill a jumping spider. One page, even.

>>2240734
I like Knights.
I'd say 8 or 9 to kill one.

>>2240747
A single knight would also easily kill a moose.

>>2240814
one lucky knight could kill a moose, but a moose could fuck them up easy.

>>2240814
Moose can do some massive damage im not so sure.

Alligator snapper. Probably just one knight, unless the snapper was actually going aggro, rafter than hiding in his shell. Maybe more if the knight had to find the snapper in a murky pond first, hauling the guy out of the pond in full plate mail seems rough.

>>2240784
Spiders are tiny and agile. A spider could sneak into a Knight's suit and just fuck him up. A Knight can't reach a spider in there.

one knight with a bow could kill any animal 1v1 unless the animal is also wearing armor.

>>2240855
what about worm
you cut worm you have two worm
you can not shoot worm when he in under in the grounds
worm win every time

>Tiger
Probably 2 knights

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Roughly 0.561 knights.

pigeons and rats

pigeon? one knight, for sure.

rat? -50 million knights

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>>2240734
>Red Fox
A couple knights, a King, and a few dogs, otherwise, it's not a proper hunt.

>>2240814
A moose has bludgeon damage, a direct counter to armored enemies

>>2240899
but what if you give knight feather and shoot to sky? then knight can also be bird.

>>2240734
harambe. 3.3 million knights and one thousand battle elephants

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How many /an/?
They were definitely around back then according to this

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loch_Ness_Monster
The earliest report of a monster in the vicinity of Loch Ness appears in the Life of St. Columba by Adomnán, written in the seventh century AD (year 565).

According to Adomnán, writing about a century after the events described, Irish monk Saint Columba was staying in the land of the Picts with his companions when he encountered local residents burying a man by the River Ness. They explained that the man was swimming in the river when he was attacked by a "water beast" which mauled him and dragged him underwater. Although they tried to rescue him in a boat, he was dead.

Columba sent a follower, Luigne moccu Min, to swim across the river. The beast approached him, but Columba made the sign of the cross and said: "Go no further. Do not touch the man. Go back at once."The creature stopped as if it had been "pulled back with ropes" and fled, and Columba's men and the Picts gave thanks for what they perceived as a miracle.

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>>2240734
>4 knights
it would only take one pikeman

>>2240861
Goddamnit. This made me choke from laughing so hard.

>octopus
It grabs the knights weapons and uses them against them. At least 3.

>>2240738
I don't know why people think tardigrades are hard to kill. Physically they are super easy to kill. Just difficult to kill through sheer environmental conditions.

>>2240792
8 to 9 knights to kill 1 knight? I think I need to direct you to /sci/, because your math is all FUCKED UP

>>2241080
He...He was going to sacrifice one of his best friends in order to flick off the Loch Ness monster?

The thought of three or four knights running around trying to kill something like a rabbit amuses me.
Also reminds me of Monty Python.

>>2240734
Hillary Clinton. 0 knights the hairy, thunder thighed behemoth dies of Parkinson's before any can get to her in her campaign ambulance.

>>2240848
:(

>>2240855
A knight no, an archer yes. Archeologists have found that English archers had enforced skeletal structure in their shoulders to acommodate the huge muscles requires to use warbows. There is no similar case with knights.

>house cat
Idk quite a few, catching a cat without armour on is exhausting
>>2240814
If the moose doesnt know its fighting a knight sure

>>2241144
>pikeman
>ever just one of them

fuck outta here, Rhodok scum

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Crayfish
Probably like 8 knights
Crays are the strong and mighty knight of the ditch and pond world.

>>2241584
Those war bows weren't very accurate, which would be very bad for hunting

Great white
7 knights (armourless)

Micro bear
A whole crusade

>>2240995
A knight also a direct counter to unarmored animals that's called bladed weaponry.

>>2241144
>using pikes outside formation
>using pikes to hunt
>using pikes in a forest
Clueless motherfucker

>>2241776
Warbows were as accurate as any other bow of similar quality.
You don't need all that power to hunt and a smaller bow would be handier in the woods, but accuracy is not a concern.

>>2240734
A moose has a similar build to a horse, and if this knight is like the image with full plate armour and a long sword (I assume its a long sword due to the long handle and narrow blade) he would kill the moose in one quick slash, because horses would often have this fate while charging the knight would slice its neck killing it and throwing the solder off it. So it would take a single knight easily.

Emu
Probably only 1 or 2 knights as long as they aren't Australian

>>2241060
>2241060
lol literally best post on /out/ ive ver seen xd

>>2241537
it's just one guy pushing his meme animal

Hippo, probably like 5-10 knights.
Rhino, probably 10-15.

Elephant
20 Knights

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Rabbit, uncountable amount of knights.

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>>2241080
The Plesiosauroidea seem to have gotten bigger over time

Early on they had shorter necks and by the end of their era (millions of years later) some types were almost 50 feet long

I assume that if Nessie's exist in small numbers in Loch Ness, they're likely some Elasmosaurus who found themselves up a Scottish channel when the water levels dropped and they had no way out, the Plesiosauroidea mostly stayed in the open sea however they have also been known to swim close to shores so I don't see this as being impossible.

I would say 50 knights spread across at least 8 medium vessels and they would have to work quick otherwise it would likely dive and they would be spending the day fishing

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Here, hope those knights don't run away from my little Rupie.

you can breathe, you can blink, you can cry, but you can't run away from this dog.

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hyenas! they'll fuck your shit up!

>>2242204
cute fluffy pupper

>>2240734
>Dragonfly
An entire fleet of archers in order to shoot down one small, fast insect

>>2240855
Try killing an elephant with a bow.

>>2240872
One is enough. Tiger can't do shit against armor.

>>2242204
Same here.

>>2242489
Or a whale.

>>2242490
You severaly underestimage the strength of a tiger. If someone in metal armor can be killed by a dude with a club do you seriously think it's gonna stop a tiger jaw?

>>2242492
Um... yeah.

>>2241022
The fuck did I just read? Gotta be bait.

Wolverine

1

>>2241807
wow I didn't know moose fought in formation eat shit

Alligator
Probably 1 but hed have to hit the thing really fucking hard or manage to stab an organ through a squishy side

Gorilla, 3

Just think about it.

>>2242671
And what can a gorilla do to an armored knight armed with a longsword?

>>2242750
Lol, harambe couldn't even beat one child

>>2242487
Or just one guy to squish it when it lands

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>>2242492
Plate armour is certainly going to stop the teeth and claws, what the guy is underestimating is how fucking strong and fast the tiger is, even with out the claws a flurry of paws is going to fuck your shit up.

Then again bronze age europeans hunted lions with nothing but a large cowhide shield, so definitely doable with prep time.

>>2242506
It's the pikes that are useless outside a formation my mentally challenged friend.
Since you seem confused, a pike denotes a weapon between 3 and over 7 meters in length, try fucking chasing/fending off a moose with that you absolute shit for brains.

>>2242750
Pick it up and smash it on the ground. Tear it limb from limb. Outrun it and chuck shit at it.

>>2240861
This is wrong about worms but the idea applies to sponges however.

Sponges in the oceans are practically invincible against sword cuts. Cut them in half you have 2 sponges, cut again you have even more.

>Weasel
1 knight with godlike reflexes

>>2240734
>your favorite animal
drop bear

>how many knights you think it'd take to defeat it
maybe 30?

>>2242777
>Pick it up and smash it on the ground.
By "it" you mean the knight? 1. He's too heavy. 2. He sticks the sword into the ape.

>Tear it limb from limb.
1. It's rather hard to do. 2. The knight sooner sticks his sword into the ape.

>Outrun it and chuck shit at it.
The knight chucks his sword.

>>2242866
Plate armour is about 30kg, a sword is around 2. A gorilla can easily lift a large man plus arms and armor like you would a baby.
>It's rather hard to do
You seriously underestimate the pulling strength of apes, look some videos on youtube.

You also underestimate the protection given by the thick fluffy hair which would make connecting blows properly fairly hard, but mostly the speed and agility of the gorilla which would be on top of the knight in an instant striking like a whirlwind, and apes naturally go ripping at the face and groin which happen to be the weak spots of the armour.
Let alone the fact that apes are known to pick up rocks and branches to throw or bludgeon with.

3 knights is conservative

>>2242195
>Not having the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at thy disposal

laughingknights.codex

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>>2240734
Snow leopard.

Legions of knights couldn't catch one of these majestic creatures. It's impossible.

>>2242772
>implying a stupid moose wouldnt charge straight into a pike
>im the shit for brains here

Orcas

Probably no knights, they'd just sink and drown.

>>2240825
I've seen moose fuck up a moving car they are bigger and meaner than people realize

>Rat
Well, it can't be beaten by knights. Last time they tried to square off with a rat, it killed 1/3 of Europe.

>>2240848
I wonder how many knights throughout history fled the battlefield ripping their armor off like a madman because they thought a spider had gotten into it?

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Mastiff and apparently alot of knights... Sir Piers Legh was injured and alledgedly defending by his Mastiff at the battle of Agincourt.

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>>2240734
How many knights will this take, /an/?

>>2246901
One

>>2246910
Don't underestimate their strength. They kill humans regularly

>>2246913
That's a deformed American bully. They're just big and fat lap dogs.

>>2242201
Isn't the point that if they don't run, Rupie dies?

>>2242204
With their she-dicks

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>>2240734
Just one knight, but he'd need a really big magnifying glass.

>>2240734
Cockatoo- one to kill, but several to catch

Stoat, see above

>>2240840
They can't hide in their shells, that's why they snap.

>>2246683
*flea on a rat

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I'm thinking four. Two to get horribly mauled while the rest stab its stomach. From the inside.

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Saurophaganx maximus

A whole bunch at least 10, all with boar spears to even stand a chance.

>>2246684
you wonder, but you really don't want to know.

>>2247449
>because you can't see your finger without really big magnifying glass

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>>2242866
>throwing your sword
>ever

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>>2240734
>favorite animal
>how many knights you think it'd take to defeat it
Stupid question. Why didn't they train your favorite animal if they weren't oh so mighty
nevermind

Bearded Vulture
One knight.

>>2247574
That's a sexy thiccc fucking dinosaur. Damn. Wouldn't mind him in my cloaca

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The entire middle east.

>>2241952
>when you're on the internet no one knows you're a tardigrade

>>2240848
>he shadow of the colossus' all the knights

>>2240814
have you seen how fast moose charge? if the knight was skilled or lucky he could kill it, but that's not the point of this thread

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Colossal squid, lets just assume it can still swim perfectly fine in a environment where the knights can also fight and breath perfectly fine bc fuck the laws of nature..

I'd say about 3-4, the colossal squid can't really kill them all that well but after they get so many broken bones the knights would just have to tap out, this is based off if they had to fight the largest colossal squid recorded, 42 feet long

>>2244875
What kind of yeti is that?

>>2242200
>>2241080
The loch is only about 10,000 years old, dating to the end of the last ice age. Before then, it was frozen for about 20,000 years

>>2246684
None. They hoped the spiders would eat their fleas.

>>2242932
A knight with a sword have range advantage and its fur is not made out of steel so either the knight fatally wound the gorilla before it reaches him or the gorilla get to the knight with a wound but in wrestle distance the knight is at gread disadvantage and will be wrecked.

Also the "facts" about ape strenght that people repeat everywhere including discovery channel have been debunked a long time ago.

>>2248403
I used to live in maine, moose are well known up there for being so fucking dumb that they regularly confused cars with headlights on for a rival moose and would charge at them, obliterating both the moose and the car.

>>2248812
Kek, ok I'll concede to you. So we'll need 1 knight driving a car

Shark

Knights sink RIP

>Owl
Just one, really. Maybe a couple more if the first guy can't quite aim his arrows well enough to hit it.

>>2249307
who?

>Giant Tortoise

Fight armor with armor.

Not like the tortoise could really win on the offensive though, so just one really determined knight.

>>2241060
or one toddler you disgusting meme breather

Blue whale

I think it would probably take around 40. That may seem like a large number, but these nights would be in water and not as well able to swing their swords

>>2248413
How would knight fight squid in water? Knight have armor. Knight sink. Squid is fast and strong. Squid also scared of sun. Knight need sun to see.

>>2246913
but the knight is in armor

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>>2240734
Extant? Great White...sooooo...none. It's impossible.

Extinct? Spinosaurus aegypticus. So, like, 12 maybe?

>>2247574
Badass creature. Allosaur on fucking steroids. Great taste.