is it possible to train an animal to carry out vengeance for me?

>>2240247
No. Not a dog at least. Dogs can't understand the concept of vengeance. Maybe an elephant or an ape.

>>2240250
But it happened in a Sherlock Holmes novel

>>2240252
Oh sorry, then of course it must be true.

What novel by the way? The hound of Baskervilles? That was just a dog trained to find and attack a person.

>>2240259
...For vengance

>>2240247
Probably not but you can always own a hippo and unleash it on anything. The hippo won't care about something as petty as vengeance or justice or something like that. Only thing that matters to a hippo is destruction.

Use a fucking snake.

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>>2240250

>>2240247
Just do it yourself if you must, idiot.

>>2240247
My cousin trained a crow to shit on his neighbor's car.

Does that count?

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>>2240247
Goddamn it /an/ have you learned nothing from your relationship with /k/? The answer is wasps and hornets. The answer is ALWAYS wasps and hornets.

>>2240275
Why are hippos such douchebags?? They have chill lives, they get to hang out in a water hole or roam around eating other animals, why do they need to be assholes 24/7?