Just added a new member to the family how should I call him?

toxoplasmosis.

>>2234318

I'm gonna be sick.

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>>2234318
He is a bit shy.

>>2234319

Don't be an ass.

That's way too long. Just call him Tox.

Ass-niggers

>>2234318
We're you the guy from:

>>2233879 ?

Did you read that advice, or just decide to blatantly ignore it because you're impatient?

>>2234322
there's 3 of them so he can just rename the other ones.

toxo-plas-mosis.

>>2234321
Your house if fucking filthy, clean that shit up

>>2234328
he owns cats, what did you expect?

>>2234328
Just came home. I always need to clean up.
>>2234324
Different guy

>>2234332
Well you should read that advice.

>>2234330
I have a cat as well, but my place isn't filthy. It isn't that hard to sweep, vacuum, and clean a letterbox twice a day.

>>2234338
I just fucking came home.
Girls me time to relax

>>2234338
>I have a cat as well
OP has atleast three of them obviously he doesn't have his priorities straight.

>>2234342
This is 4chan, you don't GET time.

>>2234338
>clean a letterbox twice a day
I usually check my mail only once per day.

>>2234349
you just take the turds out. both me and the cat appreciate not having to smell it.

>>2234351
you're just nose blind to it.

houses with cats in it always smell like ammonia.

>>2234349
While we're on the subject, how the fuck do I turn my auto correct off? It's not under my settings.

>>2234353
if I remove the turds, the box doesn't smell like turds. removing turds does not remove urine. it's really not that confusing.

>>2234338
>clean a litterbox twice a day.

Who does this? I mean, honestly. I've never met anyone that cleans the litter box more than twice a week. We have 1 cat, 1 litter box, the entire area is kept clean because it's in my office, but we don't need to clean it more than every few days. It doesn't smell.

I am of the opinion that it only gets whore-snatch-level-nasty when people ignore not just the box, but the entire 10sqft around it.

>>2234353
Now they usually don't if you're on top of your shit and have a good clumping litter. It has to clump otherwise the piss litter just gets mixed in with the rest of the litter.

We also keep our garbage cans under the sink and in a broom closet so the smell is contained.

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>>2234351

>>2234356
I don't need to clean it every day, but it takes me just a few seconds to throw away the solids. I just like keeping it cleaner, and keeping their lil paws less nasty.

>>2234356
That's fucking disgusting (just my opinion) because the cat shits at least once a day and pisses multiple times a day. I get up in the morning and clean it as my morning routine, then clean it again before bed unless the cat takes a fat dump in the middle of the day.

>>2234353
>implying my cat has a litterbox

>>2234359
it's pointless to reply to plont when he's on an anti-cat posting spree.

>>2234366
We're not arguing, just talking. Mind your own business.

>>2234363
Op Here.
Thats the some way I clean

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>>2234374

>>2234366

I like Plont. He adds flavor to the board and balances out all the over-emotional pansies that fail at logic/reasoning. Everything he says about cats is generally true. Doesn't matter if it's motivated by hate. It doesn't change the facts.

>>2234379
Same*
I just got Swiftkey as a default keyboard for 日本語 and Its fucking with me.

>>2234359
cats spend their entire day pissing over everything, it's just something mammals do.

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>>2234384
Buggy, I know you're not stupid, so are you messing with me? Is this your way of being sarcastic? Or funny? Throw me a bone here.

Litter Robot. Best litter box ever. Worth every penny.

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I love the smell of Clorox at sunset

>>2234387
rats do it, ferrets do it.

what makes you think your cat doesn't mark everything with urine too?

>>2234397
why don't we do it :^)

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>>2234399
we do, why do you think these exist?

>>2234403
do you use those, bby?

>>2234404
I don't think they work for men :((

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>>2234403
I use a putty knife. It saves me money and i same a few tree in process.

>>2234412
Save*
Fucking autocorrect

>>2234412
those are against urine loss, not blood.

>>2234418
Huh?!?

>>2234318
>cat
>member of family

You're disgusting. Your house smells like shit and piss.

>>2234423
Fuck off faggot

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>>2234397
>>2234403
Sigh...I can never tell when you're joking, and by the time I realize, I'm already flustered.

>>2234420
I think the joke is that you scrape the wall and apply new paint after you murder someone.

>>2234418
Normaly you don't drip urine unless you have weak pc muscles. Also those are mainly used because of vaginal discharge, not piss.

>>2234318
Boot face

>>2234438
if it's so abnormal why are there so many commercials about it on TV.

>Also those are mainly used because of vaginal discharge, not piss.

these are specifically made for piss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROXlbE0TFE8

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I am almost convinced every single cat thread is started by bugguy and kept alive by him samefagging from different ips.

>>2234442
take your meds.

>>2234440
because they're for old people and old people watch a lot of tv.

I don't see commercials for those though, it's probably a local thing.

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>>2234447
>coming from a autistic chink that shitposts on a dead board.

You sure showed me.

>>2234450
they're not targeted towards old people.

there's also a lot of them for fungal infections, it's disgusting.

>>2234393
is that a fucking dining room table??

holy shit, you're nasty

>>2234455
...yes, they are. you don't dribble piss unless you have weak pelvic muscles, which can happen with age. it's popular for women to do kiegel exercises so they hopefully never have to deal with this. I've never seen them for fungal infections, curious what kind of product that is? are they treated with something?

have you seriously never had a long term girlfriend? or was she incontinent?

>>2234460
>mfw he has a cloth permanently covering the dining room table in a room filled with cats
[toxoplasmosis intensifies]

>>2234318
lil shit,.

just like that: all lower case, comma at the end.

"lil shit,"

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>>2234460
No just a regular nobody uses

>>2234468
please stop, you're giving a bad name to cat owners

>>2234462
>yes, they are
no look at those commercials, they're for women in their late thirties.

>curious what kind of product that is
Multi-Gyn FloraPlus

there's also things you stick inside made by A. vogel.

looking for these products is ruining my eurobeat listening session.

>>2234470
there's nothing in this post that everyone doesn't already know about cat owners

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>>2234472
they're similar to these.

OP, before you fill the litterbox, put a garbage bag around it and tie, then put the sand on/in it.

This way the box doesn't get shit stains and to change the litter all you gotta do is untie the bag and turn it inside out, the litter will be inside.

>I can imagine the smell, thanks

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>>2234472
that's because no one wants to look at old ladies who piss themselves.
women use those when their pelvic muscles are worn out, usually after several children. any woman who has toned pelvic muscles will not need to use a pee pad.

the product you listed isn't a pad, but yeah ladies would want to use a pad at the same time. that's vaginal discharge though, which is normal at any age.

thanks a lot for making me talk about feminine hygiene on /an/, asshole

>>2234474
>cat owners
Who told you I own only cats I got dogs too. The cats are temporary to my household since Its freaking cold outside until I make the proper ajustments to my garden.

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>>2234484
oh boy

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>>2234479
>women use those when their pelvic muscles are worn out, usually after several children.

that's during their late thirties, they don't suddenly start pissing themselves because of it when they're 60.

no sane person has children after 40.

>that's vaginal discharge though

it's liquid contempt.

this is disgusting and it needs to stop.

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>>2234486
please just stop posting about this, it's not relevant at all. go get in an argument about women's vaginas with neckbeards somewhere else.

>>2234318
Biscuit

>>2234486
Have you never had sex before?

>>2234486
wtf happened to this thread

humans don't mark with piss, end of story